I'd fuck her

I'd fuck her

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>try reese's pieces
>they're 1000x better than any m&m
>even the peanut butter m&ms which by all rights should be the same thing

The feeling isn't mutual.

You'd fuck a piece of shit voiced by Patrick Stewart

Hello Linkara

niggeress

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don't know why I laughed so hard at this

>square glasses
Take them off and then we'll talk.

>Not orange

>She's brown, so she has to be black!

I'm suspicious of you faggots and how obsessed you are with negroes.

>not the green M&M
fuck outta here.

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Imagine it.

First you'd have to find her chocolate vagina. Which is probably really smooth, just leaking like a chocolate fountain. Then imagine the pleasures of her wet smooth chocolate on your penis as you go balls deep. She'll look at you in disgust as you cum deep within her. Then you'll have to stay to take of your M&M child. All the while you keep plowing your beautiful M&M wife until she can't give birth to your M&M babies no more. Then you can eat her and watch her scream as her pathetic M&M life ends and you show you have the pants in this relationship. Then you take your M&M babies and put them in a ziploc and watch them squirm as you put them one by one in your mouth as scream. Then you find your next M&M wife and repeat the process to obtain good sex and a box of M&M's factory fresh.

It would be great really.

Sorry to tell you OP but the brown M&M only likes the green M&M.

Is there anything Sup Forums wouldn't fuck?

You.

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Why?

Too bad I'm Islam. So Ficki Ficki time.

APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER

I always only eat the white M&Ms

Just jerk off onto a bowl of M&M's, it's the same difference.

You Barneyfags have literally no right to judge
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Hey Lewis

I would not fuck her. Because I might get some diabetic nerve pain in my penis.

That's a lie and you know it.

Nigger where'd you get this picture of my wife?

Good afternoon, barneyfag. How'd you sleep?

kys

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Holy. Fucking. Shit.

>Hello Linkara

No, Linkara wanted to fuck the GREEN M&M.

There's a difference.

no, kys

Why don't you like me? You're a faggot, I'm a faggot. You like insulting things, I like insulting things. I won't even hate you because you like the horseshow.

I mean, you're able to recognize its content by just seeing a fraction of a picture, so you can't not be a diehard fan.

Come on, baby. Let's give it a chance. Let's give US a chance!

>insert Linkara joke here

You do realize there is no chocolate in Reese's pieces, right?
It's just peanut butter in a candy shell.

Still tasty, but thats why the m&m peanut butter doesn't taste the same.

I thought it was familiar faces that wanted to fuck an m&m?

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>wanting your dick to be covered in chocolate

>not wanting chocolate coated dick

Hi Linkara.

fuck, beat me to it

Where is her other hand?

Up Green's ass

/u/ wins

>tried finding any porn of this on rule34 hentai
>there's none
Why even live.

What's the backstory on this? Did he went full NASTY COCKSLUT on M&Ms?

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