Detective Pikachu

So this is apparently happening. What the fuck?

Those experiments at CERN were a bad idea. I think we're in bizarro world now.

> No Danny Devito as Detective Pikachu

Already soiled it.

that fucking fedora
for real if you go watch this and you're older than 12 you deserve anything that's bad in life

Fuck you, I have kids.

>fedora
it's a callback to detective stories of the 40s and 50s, it gets a pass

THIS. When I was 6 -10 this would been THE movie event of the year for me.

Now I feel exactly like Anyway, I hope the kids get a somehow well written movie at least

>me in the center

woah, wanting to have fun, relax, enjoy something thats clearly silly is according to you, what exactly?

to me its how I choose to spend my life, get buttblasted you little retarded piece of shit lmao getting so mad cuz ur virgin penis is decaying from all the knuckle clenching u are giving it while lubricating it with only your tears

So, is he looking into a world wide networking of child sex victims? The tagline is, after all, no case too shocking.

>Ryan Reynolds
Fuck I was hoping for the cartoon voice actress.

>We've got twelve dead, 'Chewy. Bodies here, here, and here. Looks like the murderer used a circular saw on this one. What'chu got for us?
>Piii. Piiika pika.
>Son of a bitch is right. You're flying too close to the sun, Mouse, but goddamn if you're not the best detective this force has ever seen.

if you're this upset by what he said then you're clearly deeply insecure. I suspect you have ulterior motives for wanting to see this, perhaps you are sexually attracted to pokemon. The shame causes you to have outbursts like this.

unironically wish that was me in the center

Discovering the Higgs Boson was a mistake

I wish we’d gotten monsters like in the Cloverfield movies because of particle acceleration and not just dumber people.

yeah just turn off your brain bro :)

So does Pikachu talk?

Fucking worldlines how do they work

Your wife's kids don't count

Is this the start of the NintendoVerse? I heard they were planning movies based on their mascots.

I was hoping for this to user

kek'd

>Pikachu isn't played by Danny DeVito

Pikachu's partner is now assey mcgee