Why didn't you like Coven?

Why didn't you like Coven?

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Is that a down's syndrome witch?

Boring and inconsistent plots

yeah

>we killed off a character
>lol jk he's back now
>WHOS THE CHOSEN ONE?
>we killed off another character
>lol jk
>omg zombies are attacking!
>lol jk
>I THINK I'M THE CHOSEN ONE!
>holy shit we just blinded a character!
>lol jk she gets her sight back
>HOLY SHIT I THINK YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE!
>oh my god we decapitated Cathy Bates!
>lol jk she has her body back
and I don't know how it ended

Because I don't like soap operas for teenage girls.

Evan Peters was living the dream in that season. He got prime pussy, a good job, to see a whole bunch of chads die, and the sweet embrace of death all in one season.

>everyone tells me hotel sucks and to skip it
>watch hotel
>love it

Gaga is meh but Peters as a sadistic 1930s businessman ghost is phenomenal

4 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 5

SURPRISE BITCH, BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME

Because Emma Roberts is a terrible actress and so were the other teenage girl witches.

Its probably one of the most terrible things I have ever watch on television. and I saw 9/11 live.

Everything about it is fucking terrible, the acting, the """plot""", the pandering, the dumb characters, the unused good ideas.

Its a fucking trainwreck.

nigga tell me why hotel was bad. It had murder parties, demon alex daddario, denis o'hare playing a women and evan peters calling Jeffrey Dahmer a "poofter"

I LOVE YOU EMMAAAAA!!!

Which witch has the furriest snatch?

but i did

They took characters and a plot that could barely fill a 90 minute movie and stretched it to ten hours with ugly bitchy teen girl drama.

I was rating the girls on OP's pic

The insufferable land whale nigger and retard.

No stakes. Everyone kept fucking dying and coming back.

Everyone was insuffferable though.

Too bad she waxes everything now.

everyday he is living my dream

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I enjoyed Emma and Taissa.

well don't I come across as a silly boy then

It was the best season of this show. Still shit though.

ARE you fucking hitting on an anonymous poster on Sup Forums? How retarded are you faggot

>He can't tell when another poster is high or drunk.

5>2>3>4>1

not at all

I did it was comfy, my favourite season after murder house.

Best, based witch was not made Supreme and killed off...

>Emma/Taissa threesome
>they don't fucking show it