Why isn't Kate Upton in more movies Sup Forums?

why isn't Kate Upton in more movies Sup Forums?

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Trust but verify.

ABSOLUTE FRIDGE KINO

Wow touching boobies through clothing, what a cool job! Boobies!

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no ass

they're as real as her one nostril that's different from the other after the botched up nosejob

too beautiful, already rich so very picky, only good for "stupid trophy wife/girlfriend/impossibly hot nun" comedyish roles

Teri was so fucking hot in the 90s.

When I was 19 I used to work in this office and every day middle aged ladies would come and feel me up under the pretenses of stuff like "feel how cold my hands are" and "we're so happy to have you here so I'm just going to rub you all over". The creepiest was when one of them brought her ~16 year old daughter along to come look at her rubbing my back under my shirt.
Is there any way I could make money from this? Keep in mind that I actually really liked all those ladies.

Did u fugg the daughter?

No. I think she was quite uncomfortable, actually. Imagine your mom molesting some guy in front of you.

Do you have big muscles? I need more context.

unironically too hot

Was that before or after she sucked his dick?

SHE FUCKS NIGGERS!!!

couldn't he guess?

They were real but look up her nude scenes...fucking awful tiddies.

Who doesn't?

>unironically too hot
>fridge body

No ASS

Because she’s a bland overrated blonde fridge

I don't.