Sergeant. My office. Now

>Sergeant. My office. Now.

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>I GOT THE MAYOR *AND* THE D.A. *AND* THE CHIEF RIDING MY ASS OVER THIS

>You're a loose cannon, marverick! You're off the case. Hand over your badge and gun
>
>and your other gun

>Quit playing games with me Lieutenant

>and your other badge

If you were not a NEET you would know how real this is.

>no gun. no badge. its like this cop doesnt exist, hes like a ghost!

>I don't like the way you work.
>I don't work the way you like.

>We are transferring you to a small town. You’re going to love it.

>I DONT WANT TO WORK WITH user, HES A LOOSE CANNON.

>I work alone.

>not even a parking ticket

>You're sending me where?!

>not so fast, local PD
>this is our crime scene now!
>*FBI suits flash their badges*

>The human race is a disease and must be cleansed!

>First time you seen a body?

>and the ankle badge!

>You can't do that, this is our case.

>this is no longer your case

Stanfordglostershire

>this is no longer your case

>who da fuq do yaw think yaw ar? Git gone feds, dis ers our investimagashun

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>CHAIN OF COMMAND

>Whats going on? I'm in charge here.

>clear!
>all clear!
>doesn’t actually clear the rest of the floor never mind building that they’re in

>not your jurisdiction

>Brutal murder scene
>Rookie cop vomits
>Everyone laughs at him

>Just get it done or you'll be driving a desk midnight shift for the next 6 months.

The combat music stopped playing, so it's probably safe.

>I overstepped some rules to track down this suspect
>this case will get thrown out immediately with any half decent lawyer
>so make sure you kill the suspect

Oh yeah, I remember hearin about this from back in my undercover days. Practice is called swashbuckling, home boy cuts out one of your eyes before they stick you in a cardboard box and send you downstream on the Hudson.

>rookie female cop at target practice
>hits all the targets

>when do you need this report?
>yesterday

this was great posting while it lasted

>what is this good cop bad cop?
> No. Bad cop,worse cop.

>who is she?
>chiefs daughter

>I'm gonna bust you down to traffic, you'll be giving out parking tickets the rest of your life

>cop kicks open door
>screams while pointing his gun
>"EVERYBODY FREEZE, NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE"
>its a knitting circle of old ladies and hes in the wrong place

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO MY CLIENT! HE HAS RIGHTS!

>"hes not talking"
>"let me handle this"
>does something to show how hardass he is
>"he'll talk now"

>I grew up with five brothers

> I DONT NEED ANY COWBOYS IN THIS DEPARTMENT,DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SERGEANT? WE DO THINGS BY THE BOOK AROUND HERE.

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>NO BUTS DETECTIVES

>No else will work with you user. You're persona non grata. Now get the fuck out there and knock on some doors.

>now repeat that in English Einstein.

H-hot

>And your other one
>*points to ankle holster*

>cop kicks open door and screams FREEZE
>"You watch too many movies"

>I am getting to old for this shit maverick.

>No chance pig.

>corrupt cop
>"we're not so different you and I"

>OVER RULED
>OVER RULED
>OVER RULED
>OVER RULED

GO HOME GAMER GIRL

>Sir it seems after he graduated high school he just went missing... no drivers license, no job. Hes like a ghost.
>There must be something.

>turns out old ladies are actually thuggish shotgun toting grandmas and hes actually in the right place after all

>We have to find out who's supplying those guns John!
> That's Captain John to you Sergeant! I told you to say away from that case,those FBI boys aren't playing! I'm putting you on security detail!

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>ALIENS ARE REAL user
>YOU WILL BE SEND TO THE X FILES TEAM

>20 years on the force and this is how the repay me? I'll show them,I'll show them all!

Kek

>If everyone had records as clean as this guy, we'd be out of a job

W-what's going on officer?!

>hacking the mainframe now!
>Hacking [===== ] 75% Complete

>"chief why this wash-up here with me?"
>"meet your new partner"

>Two guys get along and are total bros
>hurr they must be gay for eack other why don't they just fuck.

ENHANCE

>we'll take it from here

I don’t give a fuck how many times the same stuff gets posted. I love cop cliche threads.

>not anymore you're not

A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT

>do you feel in charge?

>Wait a second zoom back out.

>I had sex with five niggers

>The major's gonna be pissed!

>that's it, we got em

>niggers
Sup Forumstard pls leave

*removes shades*
>no man's ever hit them all the first time!

don't i get a phone call or something

>BINGO

im sorry i meant people with a melanin level unfit for the climate in any western country except australia and certain parts of the US

This is sexual harassment! You're all under arrest!

yeah his Sup Forums posts

>The Almighty says: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, JUST ANSWER THE FOOKIN' QUESTION!

>I GOT THE GOVERNOR AND THE STATE ATTORNEY BREATHING DOWN MY NECK CAPTAIN. YOU BRING THAT COWBOY SON OF A BITCH IN,I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS.

>IS THAT FUCKING FOLEY IN HERE?

reminder

What did I do? I just told you that you're beautiful.

>lives in a fantasy
and the sun rises in the east

>I am the senate

We're with the FBI. Good work gentlemen, but we'll take it from here.

Yeah, with your c-c...THING out! Say your prayers, asshole!

>Honest officer we were just talking.

this is my jurisdiction

>i-its n-not t-true!

>"Bye Book"
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whew, at least the commissioner isnt on you about it, so we are still ok

nigger
nigger
nigger
how angry are you now

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