Here’s your popcorn, user. Enjoy the movie!

Here’s your popcorn, user. Enjoy the movie!
What’s that? Oh, Robert... Yeah, we don’t talk about him anymore, after the Incident and all...

w-what incident?

STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE LOBBY

user don't you know? You've always been here.
Enjoy your movie and don't forget that'll be $39.95 plus tip

I feel like that would be a lot better without all the other faces shopped too

What is this low rent garbageplex? Where is the plush velvet and the formal vests? Are you wearing a fucking polo shirt?

You disgust me. I'm going to find Robert.

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Bad day at the theater?

>Robert? Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time...

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>no Robert

Robert is such a nice guy keeping fred’s girlfriend company while he’s at work.

You're here user. We're so pleased you made it.

Robert i've come to bargain

Robert died years ago user...
the accident wasnt your fault...
you have to let him go!

BBLACKEDASED

Will that be everything sir?

why is this pic so disturbing?

>accidentally fall into manlet pit
>break legs on impact so can't reach emergency ladder
>get nursed back to health by the manlets
>hear their tales of struggle while healing
>decide to help them leave the pit by letting them unto my shoulders so they could reach the ladder
>while on my shoulder one of them says, "I haven't had this view since my dad used to do this with me until I got too old for things like that"
>tear flows down my eye
>vow to never again call security whenever I see a trench coat manlet tower

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He's a big guy

4u

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GREASY SPIC I WANT ROBERT BACK YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME-ROBERT!!! ROOOOOOBERRRRT WHERE ARE YOU?! ROOOOOOOOBEEERRRRRRRT!!!

user... he's GONE.

What are some other pro-abortion movies?

>Punished Robert: A fallen cashier

Did that guy at the end step on a landmine?

one of the crabs got out of its tank and was nipping people