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I cant wait for the mass sucide once DC ruins Batman

If the comedy is on point, the excessive explosions will be fine. But he better fucking not befriend some teenager who has spastic parents and product placement every fucking where.

At least it'll be different than the capeshit template while avoiding snyder shit

Lemme guess, he will be black.

didn't the rock and Danny Trejo want to play him?

Danny Trejo is going to play him

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>can't catch a break
Why? Snyder wishes he was a 10th the director Michael Bay is.

Actually Bay is perfect for Lobo. Lobo was a parody of the 80s over the top macho guys in leather jackets. The mane man though always brings the xplosions. He fought God.

Based Bay

he also went to hell and got kicked out

I am almost glad JL killed my fandom for the DCEU

>racism
>macho men
>explosions
>women as decoration

Finally the movie the man was born to make.

Kino is back on the menu.

Michael Bay might actually, unironically be the best director for this flick.

mr. Trejo will turn 74 this may, I don't think he's cut out for it.

>I feel bad
No one else does

There's nothing everyone loves more then mocking DC for being the massive pile of fucking shit that it is

Bay could do the mane man some justice, but lobo is an absolute "adult" comic, so I want some R rated gore and stuff, tho since he doesnt swear they may be able to get the gore in without needing to go R. Guns, explosions, people getting torn in half and scalped, thats what we need, and bay could be the guy for it. Im actualy more concerned that dany trejo's ancient ass wont be able to portray the hulking and middle aged lobo. Danny is 70+ years old, and 5'6. That said, danny has a good mean mug and attitude for the portrayel, but I guess we will see.

heaven too. not only he got kicked out, he was forever forbidden to go into afterlife after the war he waged against it. that's why he can't die anymore.

Give him more T and HGH injections. Did you see Stallone? Fucking hell.

He's also a full foot shorter than the character.

Mexicans don't grow very tall.

The Rock currently has an upswing, he's in the right shape and the right height and he already worked with Bay. It's a prime candidate.

Smear some blue over him and give him a ridiculous wig and let's go. #pisspantslitty

aren't there just bushels of longhaired actors over at /asp/ that deserve a chance to do the main man proud?

It should be Vin Diesel. But all of his comedy lines done via CGI.

Should have been Mamoa as Lobo.
What a fuck up.

Momoa has the height and hair but isn't ridiculous enough in body. Pump him full first.

But the Rock is already Black Adam.

I think Bautista could almost pull it off if he had a neck. Maybe this will be the Simon Beasley covers Lobo?

the current comic lobo is a sceawny dyel and that is what they'll adapt

Nah they're back to the old big Lobo now

fun fact: Lobo is Stan Lee's favorite superhero

Bay is a fantastic choice for Lobo. Mindless, chaotic, sardonic violence front and center.

They already did in BvS though.