Tfw you remember that you did your big PowerPoint presentation on metropolis(1927) and it's spiritual meaning to you...

>Tfw you remember that you did your big PowerPoint presentation on metropolis(1927) and it's spiritual meaning to you for religion class

Any other Sup Forums related school stories

if true that's awesome. still got the slides?

I wrote a George Luca's biography in high school

To approve art class in high school I had to explain to my cute teacher sex and the bedroom scene in 2001 SO

I deleted them out of shame. I remember the look of all my class mates not knowing what the fuck was going on. Considering everyone else just did a presentation on a story from the Bible

I bet you got a good grade though.. right?

No, the teacher said she was looking for something more conventional. I got like 62 I think

>sharing kino with willful plebs
You should be ashamed.

Enlightenment is sought out, never given.

>she was looking for something more conventional
This is why I hated school so much. It's never about the learning, it's always about staying inside the narrow box of the teacher's expectations. Assuming you didn't just show five minute clips of the movie and nothing else, you probably had to really dig into the religious material and turn it over in your mind to apply it and make a compelling argument. As opposed to everyone else who chose Noah's Ark or whatever and Googled all the material for their slides.

>my german expressionism
>my fucking ten minutes of shots of hands running over each other like a bunch of chinese kids touching a white girl

yeah fuck that movie

>bring in Donnie Darko to watch in school
>teacher turned it off cause everyone thought it was boring

I went through the themes presented and went in depth about the tower of babe. I also talked about how the film meant alot to me as I saw it when I was 11. I feel the movie allowed me see movies as something more, a language to communicate emotions and leave a lasting impact on our lives. How one thing can change the course of our lives

I did a presentation on the big three Vietnam war movies and drew a copy of the Full Metal Jacket poster which the teacher put up in his class

Babel*

>tfw brought the Baldurs Gate manual and folded it in a school book

Freshman year at college I didn't know how to write anything besides a 5 paragraph essay. For english 101 we were assigned to write about whatever. I wrote about Little Miss Sunshine. Bullshitted the whole way through. I think I got a B on that one.

I remember I wrote an essay plagiarizing the SHIT out of the unbearable lightness of being
Got a 97/100

Had a teacher with a V for Vendetta poster up in his room. We got extra credit for staying after school and watching the movie with him

>tfw you totally improvised your presentation about Ancient Egyptian religion after only having read half a Wikipedia page and watched a documentary about Tutankhamun and one about Nefertiti and still still got an A

Not sure why the planets aligned on that day and filled my awkward socially retarded ass with the ability to make cohesive sentences but I'm glad they did.

Are you sure you didn't get "extra credit" for other reasons?

>taking an English course I never did in high-school online a few years ago
>the assignment is about the history of English and how it spread though the world
>course directions says to watch some video about the subject on some shitty Swedish educational video site
>they are going around interviewing random bongs on the street
>suddenly fucking Lindybeige shows up and starts talking about English history

>tfw your friend does a presentation about anime
>tfw he got laid like crazy

Confidence gets you damn far.

Well that all depends on what anime the presentation was about

It was just about anime in general.

Really cute cat. Would stuff my face into fur and make babby noises/10

>tfw you are slightly allergic and can't cuddle up to your cats

Life is suffering. I just want to cozy it up with my cats man.

user it's about class struggle. Is your religion is communism?

Truly life is suffering. Pic related is my cat lying next to me in bed with her head on the pillow.

Class struggle is one of the themes. Interpretations differ

>girl brings in the spice girls movie on VHS
>teacher tells her we can’t watch a movie today
>she proceeded to scream and cry for the next 25 minutes
This was in 3rd grade too so we were like 8 or 9 years old I think

nice cat

>tower of babe

choice

Comfy kitty.

>tfw your SD card with all the pictures of your cats, including ones that have passed away just got corrupted
At least I have this old video I shot on my old nokia years ago left.

>tower of babe
tfw u will never climb through the floors of the tower of babes

I was given detention for giving The Boy in the Striped Pajamas a 2/10

No, but once for History when we were studying Weimar Germany I did a poster about Metropolis. It had holders with little booklets in describing more info about the film. I tried really hard and got nothing out of it, just our teacher said that last years posters where great, so I had to make one better than theirs.
This was the last time I ever tried in life.

I was in your class. It sucked and we all laughed at you.

>small film class of 12 people
>we're assigned essays and presentations on a film of our choice
>never actually watched the films I'm supposed to be reporting on
>just write some generic shit and and tell it to the class, and then youtube the title of the film and play the first video that comes up
>hear that hitchcock is a good filmmaker
>want to impress my teacher so I choose one of his oldest films
>mfw when I chose the mountain eagle

Holy mackerel

JUST

>last year in high school
>start to get into movies
>my literature prof was a huge movie nerd
>he was happy about this new thing of mine, always suggesting me babby's first "serious" directors like Chan Wook Park and Spike Lee
>one day he tells me to choose a movie to show in the classroom
>"you will introduce the film and then we will watch it together, just like a cineclub. Choose wisely user!"
>being the retarded 18yo piece of shit that i am i pick fucking requiem for a dream
>"are you sure user?"
>"yes!"
>i suddently remember about the ass2ass scene as the movie starts
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>the scene begings
>a girl trows up
>another girl leaves the class panicking
>the chads start screaming "go! go! go! go!" along with the ass2ass guys
>the fucking principal comes in the class
>"what is this? mr professor, are you really ok with this?"
>i want to fucking die
>i let the movie ends with spaghetti crawling out of my pockets
>end of the cineclub
>end of the movie suggestions
>the guy was probably scolded for that
>i still feel bad about that day

Kino

How can you write an essay pagiarizing a novel?

If you didn't shot up the school after that, you are a cuck.

>Social Psychology class
>final assignment is to analyze some fictional story under the light of the issues studied
>super excited because there was so much potential, so many works that could be discussed at length and depth
>am forced to work with two other people that I've never seen before nor talked to for the entire semester, one guy who seemed to be pretty uninterested and one middle-aged woman who was apparently having some issue with her e-mail and didn't receive anything that I've sent her, causing a severe delay which left us with only 3 days to do everything
>she insists we write our essay about one 15-minute-long episode of Amazing Spider Man that she saw on YouTube for the sole reason that she had already started writing about it
>reacts angrily when I suggest we write about Fight Club instead
>still won't reply to my e-mails, probably still not getting them
>there was nothing to be analyzed on the episode and her input was atrociously wrong
>somehow, we manage to fill 8 pages of nothing but the most insane reaches
>spends the rest of the time implying that I'm sabotaging the work because I rewrote parts of her rambling mess, writes a 500-word rant to the teacher about how I have no ethics
>everyone gets a C

Forcing students to work in groups should be against the Geneva Conventions.