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recreation edition

It's been a stressful day. How are you going to wind down, ensign user?

1. sing Klingon Opera's with Worf
2. Kal-Toh with Tuvok
3. tennis with Dr. Bashir
4. pool with Paris
4. darts with O'Brien
5. chess with Spock
6. watch Frankenstein movies with Trip
7. discuss Cardassian Enigma Tales with Garak
8. ships in a bottle with Captain Picard
9. sit in a bucket with Odo
10. holosuite whoring with Barclay
11. whip up a souffle with Captaion Sisko
12. fence with Sulu
13. start a Jazz band with Riker
14. tap dance with Dr.Crusher
15. exchange drinking stories with Bones
16. build a model ship with Geordie
17. Oo-mox with Quark
18. paint with Data
19. Kadis-kot with Seven of Nine
20. Tongo with Jadzia
21. aerobics with Troi
22. bark with Porthos
23. write holo novels with the Doctor
24. ??? (hard mode: holodecks are not currently functioning)

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>4. pool with Paris
Yeah, pocket pool

25. study field manuals and technical specifications with Harry Kim

You are very dedicated, ensign, but Starfleet recognizes that cultivating hobbies and interests outside of the field of duty is important in creating a well rounded individual.

Did Decker have any hobbies?

>11. whip up a souffle with Captaion Sisko

BBC daddy sisko cooking with me while i wear nothing but a tight kitchen gown

getting demoted

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

24. Drinkin' Kanar with Damar

Make sweet love to Riker (fat)

>reminder that B'lanna divorced him for fucking too much pussy on the side

probably 10 since me and barclay would probably trade holoprograms

Pick a season

>top, middle

WOOF

S3-6 is prime thicc Riker

Nemesis is thicc Riker overload, I'm surprised he didn't get stuck in the chute chasing Hellboy like he was Winnie the Pooh. He does look like he tried to slim down for First Contact.

S7 and after he was officially fat

I can't get Fat Paris to stick

>sit down after a long day in my replicator chair
>"computer, give me the usual, feast variation three."
>begin stuffing myself with one replicated dish after another
>sides of beef, bowls of soup, buckets of pasta, even some Klingon delights for good measure
>finally feel myself ready to burst, stomach is giving shooting pains
>"computer, emergency transport to sick bay."
>force Dr. Crusher to pump my stomach
>manage to get a few flecks of vomit in her hair this time
>it's the fifth time this month

man I feel comfier just thinking about it

He's not even that fat. He looks pretty good for his age. He's 54, although I don't know when that photo was taken.

I noticed he began getting chunkier the further I got into Voyager.

Does anyone else non ironically want to live in the Terran Empire? It seems fucking badass. No cucks or faggots probably (I think MU Staments was actually straight).

Strategema.

Put me in front of this fat fuck.

I'll show him a thing or two about peak performance.

3 seasons

You would be murdered within five minutes.

Good Lorca is coming back

>found hiding in a holographic closet
Yeah

26. Holodeck, 4 copies of Gillian, 2 younger, 2 MILF. A bunch of wine and edibles.

>3. tennis with Dr. Bashir
>4.(sic) darts with O'Brien
I choose playing darts with both of them and then painting and arranging some miniatures for the Battle of the Alamo diorama.

>22. bark with Porthos
the only correct choice

We need more modern pics of him, that's the only one I ever see. He definitely got chunkier as the show went on but it wasn't noticeable enough to meme on the level of thicc Riker

>when directing an episode of Enterprise, showed up for filming one day wearing his Paris uniform in solidarity for the crew

forgot pic

You seem more like the type who'd rather wallow in weenies with Willie.

posting a comfy map

Would Picard have done this?

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Reminder that fatties like this were purged during the Eugenics Wars and don't exist in the future. Fat people in the future are just chubby, they don't reach the level of immobile obesity.

also food replicators produce food that is nutritionally balanced.

Forgetting someone?

that's just baby fat

>Watching TNG
>Description for next episode is "Wesley unravels a plot at the academy"
>Have to watch because I've watched every episode so far

>at parents' house
>sign into my netflix after not watching for a month
>accidentally click resume DS9
>it's the episode where Quark gets a sex change
>it's the scene where Brunt accusing Quark of being a tranny
>old Ferengi says "good enough for me"

>"user what are you watching?"

>7. discuss Cardassian Enigma Tales with Garak
Hanging with the true hero of the alpha quadrant

...

That cat looks miserable. Why are pet owners so cruel?

Bashir's uncle

WTF

Picard wouldn't have needed to, he'd have convinced Vreenak to join with hardass negotiation.

Best TNG movie villain.

I don't think Vreenak respects people playing by the rules user.

>not an argument

My dad really liked the TNG ep that was on tonight, season 6 episode 3, "Man of the People.". It's one of the ones where Troi gets mind raped. This time by a guy who puts all his negative emotions into other people, causing them to prematurely age and die, so that he can have peace of mind.
I still can't get him to care about DS9 though.

I don't watch Trek, but my pick is either a Jazz band with Riker or fencing with Sulu.

>fencing with Sulu

Rolln

That's actually a pretty good episode, mostly for the scene where Picard chews him out and tells him he either needs to own up to being a shitty cadet that got another man killed or get the fuck out of Starfleet. Plus watching Wesley sweat during the Academy investigation.

>"Sloan is a murderer and is complicit in genocide!!!"

>hangs out with known murderer and genocide advocate Garak

wtf was Bashir's problem?

Garak's just a tailor tho.

>25. Bang Kira until she's limp

Yeah just finished it half an hour ago. Was pretty good. I thought it would be some bullshit where Wesley is perfect and uncovers some plot but I liked how he was a part of it.

He can't be mad at a Cardassian stallion

seeking out and eradicating cryostorage chambers with Picard

I misread that as fencing with Saru. That would truly be a challenge.

>no captain proton with paris

uhg fucking firefox ghosting

Did the El Aurians actually have magic powers or are a couple of them just special because of their exposure to the Nexus?

Stop.

here's your (you)

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Are you the famous poster Trekkie229?

rewatching ENT and I can't believe how lewd it is

GAMMY

Picard dressing down anyone is downright chilling

I thought he was a gardener

Do nothing for 12 hours straight with spot

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Any Porthos x Hoshi fan fiction?

Data never does nothing. He always maxes out his CPU calculating random job duty related tasks. Like when he kissed his gf and was re-configuring warp field parameters.

Porthos is a dog

o you sweet summer child

kek

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Hoshi emerged from her quarters fresh and spry. Her morning workout had left her a bit hungry, so she started on the route to the cafeteria. Hopefully I don't have to interact with that fat disgusting chef, she thought. She paused at a hallway replicator and replicated a piece of cheese to snack on during her journey. As she brought the tidbit to her mouth, a whining sound emerged from the intersection before her. Hoshi paused. She really, really wanted to consume the cheese she had toiled to replicate, but something was amiss. She ventured forth to investigate.

Archer's dog stood before her. What was it doing loose? Porthos whined again, looking up at Hoshi with plaintive eyes. He raised a paw and wagged it at the cheese cube in her hands. Interesting, she thought. Maybe I don't have to visit the cafeteria for my next meal after all.

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=9JYTXlThMfY

It's fun to laugh at Marvel and DC fags but only Star Trek fans are soy enough to tolerate having an obese, handicapped, lesbian signing to a bunch of deaf mutes in an audience like it's normal.

Truly the worst fandom. I glad actors get paid $$$ to do these conventions because the fans are either insane hags or fat weirdos.

Fuck off, please.

Oh my.

i want to watch ds9 but havent seen any of the next generation movies since they arent on netflix
does ds9 spoil the movies

The movie Trek people and DS9 people did not get along at all and so the movies and DS9 kind of pretend that the other doesn't exist so you're not missing much.

Spock's buttplug collection

no, DS9 only refers to the TNG show Borg and the Dominion war is ignored in the TNG films.

>Defiant, a purpose-built anti-Borg ship appears in battle with the Borg with Worf at the helm
>Enterprise putting out diplomatic "brushfires" to bolster the waining strength of Federation
>So'na confirmed to supply Dominion with ketracel white
>Ru'afo references Borg and Dominion as ever-present threats to the Federation
>Remans used as effective ground troops against Jem'Hadar
TNG films reference DS9 more than Voyager does

And yet no one on DS9 asked Worf about how it was like having the Defiant almost destroyed or his battle with the Borg or his trip through time or his experience on the Enterprise and no one bothered to mention Jadzia in any of the TNG movies.

cool thanks guys

They do talk about the "recent Borg attack" after First Contact and Insurrection was arguably in DS9's 7th season or possibly after the finale, so I could see them choosing to not to bring up Worf's dead wife. Hell, that could be one of the reasons he's drunk at Riker and Troi's wedding.

Please, no.

I love Star Trek but I have to agree that the fans seem the most overweight and handicapped of any other fandom.
Not sure what this means since I'm a healthy young man with vim and vigor but it's an aesthetic fact.

Don't remind me of that ever again, please.