Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong.

>reddit weather

>reddit weather

>Reddit
>Weather

Go outside some time. Your brains have been ruined by too much internet.

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>reddit pizza

>reddit _____or

>reddit post

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No!

Do Americans really eat pizza like this?

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I chose to believe that he is a food critic and that his job obligates him to eat the pizza in that way.

I think we reached a point where this meme is actually making me laugh now
fuck this site.

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Wheres the weed

>American
>not just shoving it into his mouth
Look at Guy for a real American

Wheres the sneed

Haha yeah I smoke weed too bro
blaze it

Chuck

> the idea of a perfect day as staying in, eating pizza and watching mediocre films
sure doesn't suprise me from a board whose best childhood memories involve their dad taking them to suburban blockbusters to rent an action film and buy soda

Add a qt in the mix and I'm in. Never seen Harry Potter before

You're right OP, this is, indeed, the ingredients to the perfect day, assuming you're an insomniac desperately trying to lull yourself to sleep, since thats the only plausible reason anybody would subject themselves to watching the entirety of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>snowy day
>big ass couch
>lord of the rings extended edition trilogy
>chinese food

there you have the perfect day

>frozen pizza
Absolutely disgusting

>a fucking faggot eats like a fucking faggot
color me surprise nigger

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perfect day
>hot summer
>comfy bedroom with my wife and her black bull
>papa john's pizza
>blacked collection

stop stealing my oc motherfucker

>"No!"
gets need every time

Perfect day for me. Maybe substitute The Last Jedi for a Marvel movie. It's raining tomorrow, I might take the gf to a comfy screening of Black Panther again. She loves Michael B Jordan, he's her favorite actor.

did that this winter. we bought every kind of snack you can think of, got Chinese later at night and drank the whole time

Do you at least fuck the pizza?

This is fucking perfect.

how was it?

What's wrong with using utensils like a civilized person? Are you from some third world country where people eat pizza with their hands? He also remembered to blot the pizza to remove any unnecessary and unhealthy grease; smart man

a burger and bond is all i need w/ my sister

>thunder storm
>recliner
>tombstone or the big lebowski
>good chinese food + ben and jerrys chunky monkey

it was super fun. all three extended versions, which I've done before, but it's always longer than you think.

>the perfect day is one without introspection, critical thought, self-improvement, virtue, or the production of art
you soyboys sure do enjoy your nice bright shiny prisons, don't you

>it was super fun
I liked you and considered you my nigger until this

Just white women

>you soyboys sure do enjoy your nice bright shiny prisons, don't you
yes we do, now get out of your mom's basement and start interacting with people, you might even find someone that tolerates you for a while

Anyone who mocks this guy is a fucking pleb. He takes grease off the pizza and tastes different parts of it for the camera review. That's why he's in shape. Plus he has cool finger rings

>drizzle, 50 degrees, overcast
>hanging out on couch
>twin peaks
>nice pot of chili going
> gf

that's a soyboy

Reddit weather my ass faggots. If it wasn't raining out then I wouldn't be inside watching a movie.

Best day incoming

we had like two days straight of rain and now i woke up this morning to find the ceiling light in my kitchen is leaking water. i dont know if its from the rain or if some pipe burst and im scared to tell the apartment people because i dont want to get blamed and have to pay for it.

>weed
>"battlestation"
And you call other people reddit.

Ok

Mongoloid old man boomer detected. Who the fuck doesn't own a high end PC and aesthetic desk setup?

Not enough weed

The only way you would have to pay for it is if you Don't tell them and the problem gets worse and causes more severe damage. Tell them

I dont know why but the hail made me laugh

DUDE WEED LMAO

right back at you budy

>anybody?just
Rookie mistake

nigga all I need is a pizza and whatever the fuck I wanna watch.

this is even more reddit than OP

>Plus he has cool finger rings
Is it weird I am afraid of rings? I have lost girlfriends over this because they think I am actually afraid of commitment. I just see rings as an easy way to lose a fucking finger.

>also my best feature is my hands. Not kidding I have G. Costanza level beautiful hands.

I'd rather watch the Lord of the Rings