(((Han Solo)))

So Han grew a new hairline and grew 10 years younger by ANH?

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Look at the top of his lead, lmao.

This talentless kike looks like Jack Nicholson

shut your fucking mouth.

They've got the correct bone structure... can he play him?

You're blind.

>5 inches shorter than ford
>is supposed to be 21 years old
>dat hairline
>sloping microbrain forehead

Somebody nuke us.

Oh no no no no

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More like 7 inches shorter than ford

Kike Solo is shorter than RDJ

The only reason he’s Han is because KK is tight with Spielberg. Spielberg found this kid and is shoving him in shit. KK just said “fuck it” and it led to all sorts of problems. The reason Lord and Miller got fired is because they couldn’t work with this guy. Guaranteed.

*inhales*

Oh no no no no no no nonono

cant wait for this to be a shit movie but it doesnt make much money and gets bad reviews so it becomes the new Sup Forums contrarian darling

No. Not for Disney.

They will burn in 10 years because of us.

It's war. Their murder of Star Wars was the spark.

They will be ruined because of Rian and KK.

>(((Han Solo)))
>Ford was born at the Swedish Covenant Hospital in Chicago, Illinois[3] to Christopher Ford (born John William Ford), an advertising executive and former actor, and Dorothy (née Nidelman), a former radio actress.[4][5] His father is Irish and his mother is Jewish.[6][7]

>I'm new and retarded

yea and anthony hopkins doesn't look like richard nixon, it's called suspension of disbelief.

this movie might be shit but not because of this.

delete this please

Johnny Depp looks good for his age.

>In a television interview shown in August 2000, when asked about what influence his Irish Catholic and Russian Jewish ancestry may have had on his life as a person and as an artist, Ford humorously stated, "As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish."

>Mr. Ford, are you Jewish?
>Part time

I think it's awesome they gave someone a receding hairline a leading role. That's one form of diversity Hollywood desperately needs yet ignores.

Bald/balding actors are shunned, so even actors with great hair, like Jared Leto, gobble down tons of propecia for fear of losing their hair, which makes their dicks not work. People not willing to do that are forced to wear hair pieces that cost as much as a house (cough, Matthew McConaughey, cough).

STOP BALD DISCRIMINATION IN HOLLYWOOD

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>The reason Lord and Miller got fired is because they couldn’t work with this guy. Guaranteed.

Apparently he went behind their back and complained about them to KK/Disney. He told on them for making him do improv instead of following the script.

>Im Soylo
>I'm Han Soylo

Probably made him realize that he has no charisma and can’t do anything besides follow a script like a robot. They should’ve Stoltz’d him from this movie.

>gobble down tons of propecia for fear of losing their hair, which makes their dicks not work.

If you are one of the 5% of people this happens to nature itself has decided you are inferior

>old Ford has a better hairline

Reminder that this movie has a droid called L3-37. Star Wars is dead, bury it.

Guy Pierce got fat

>"Kasdan is a great writer!"
>"Yeah Lucas was shit it was Kasdan"
>"Lets have him write it with his zero talent SON"
>"Ahahaha Kasdan killed TFA maybe this will turn out gr--"
>SHUT IT DOWN
>

>can he play him?
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sloped foreheads are an indicator of high intelligence

its evidence of a birth defect

sure it does-- for an american la creatura.

That is some antique memery.

Somebody must whack Kasdan.

Fast.

sides are rare senpai.

Hear me out. They should’ve gotten Anthony Ingruber for this role. Obviously the guy they got can’t act. So even if Anthony did just as good of a job as this guy, we’d still be better off. Also it’s not like any sane director would let him loose doing an SNL impression the whole time. Even without any sort of impression, he still looks and sounds more like Han than this guy. This movie was an awful idea from the start but at least it could’ve been less awful.

literally fucking who? That looks nothing like a young Harrison Ford what the FUCK were they thinking?

To be fair we can't really critique the fact that the actor isn't Harrison Ford and doesn't look and sound exactly like him.
I expect to critique literally everything else about the movie though.

You could have had way better casting. Even George casted the young Obi-wan better.

He got a hair transplant, not a hair piece

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>Han Solo

A euphemism for masturbation

>So are we expected to believe Obi-Wan suddenly decided to go to a dermatologist on Tatooine and have his forehead mole removed?

yeah everyone on this thread must be the type to fan cast based on hairstyles

I'd kill for a hairline like that. And he's not going bald, that's a mature hairline, his hair is thick as fuck, he has nothing to worry about.

Yes, that "system" sure is thick. And it's not synthetic, it's actual human hair!

you're cray

gonna end up with a bunch of movies featuring buck angel

That looks cool.

He burned it off with his lightsaber to make himself less recognizable.

yeah, guess what? i used to have his hair.
t. mr clean

Let's talk showbiz box office the way only Sup Forums can

How much is Han Solo actually going to make in the states and worldwide? Personally I see it making $160m domestic, making it the lowest SW movie in franchise history. Partly cuz this new (((Solo))) will suck at press. He's super gloomy and just radiates entitled asshole. Will he tell his Spielbergy bar mitzvah story to (((Kimmel))), (((Fallon))) and (((Myers)))? We know how they love to say they're Jewish to the gentile audience, But how big will it go worldwide? China's not picking up slack lol. I'm going with $500m WW.

>$150m domestic
>~$500m ww
What will the fallout be? Kathleen is going to do Indiana Jones 5 this year. Is she toast? Demoted?

Redardless of whether this is the case, it's worse than Ford's hairline even today.

>tiny dude with giant head

lol ok

Just like how he adopted the garb of local moisture farmers?

Is that an option?

Retard, Hopkins is at least a good actor.

This guy was cast on sight alone and needed acting lessons mid movie.

That was back when producers and studios made at least some decisions based on what made the movie better.

Jews hire Jews. Old news