This can't be happening

This can't be happening.

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>board full of faggots that hate reddit
>keeps reposting r/moviereviews

literally no super hero movie ever deserves over 75%

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1. Joan of Arc
2. Andrei Rubalev
3. Get Out
4. Gone With the Wind
5. Lawrence of Arabia
6. Black Panther
7. Star Wars episode VIII: the Last Jedi
>imdb

BIG PERUVIAN COCK

What's the problem?

what's the new review?

literally no movie ever should be assigned an arbitrary number

he would probably let a nigger fuck his wife, is there a word for such behavior???

If Black Panther and TLJ are both 99 then what the fuck does that make movies like Godfather and Bridge on the River Kwai? Like 150?

its not op.

its fake news.

>Back culture is powerful
So powerful, they need the jews to make their movies for them.

Progressive

Doesn't this come out tonight? I'm curious what the user score will be like after TLJ. Plus the marketing is almost similar to Ghostbuster 2016

Just wait til the box office numbers come out. Remember to tell everyone you know that the movies trash. We can't let them win.

Oh, I see. You're one of those faggots who obsesses over review aggregates. Fuck off back to Sup Forums.

>Second bad review
>It was a white female

i want to see a review complain it wasn't progressive enough. like there was literally a white person in it. it contained black on black violence.

>6725 user reviews
>Movie isn't out

ugly roastie jealous she cant get BBC

Both negative reviews so far have complained that it isn't "Marvel" enough

>96% want to see

Low for marvel

>back culture
Is that another word for lifting?

It certainly can and is happening. I mean, you literally cannot give it a negative review without serious backlash.

A fair complaint

It's a valid critique to say that a super hero comic book movie should be entertaining and not stuck up its own ass with pretentiousness.

The trans community was completely unrepresented! Black Panther is cis-centric propaganda, and it's disappointing that films like these are still being made in 2018

It will go down when more none Americans give their reviews, same thing as Wonder Woman. Americans are hilariously cucked

I'd complain too if I ordered a steak and got collard greens

>"Marvel shit is always the same, do something different"
>"Ah they whine about it being different from the usual Marvel formula? Fair complaint"

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>IMDB has removed user ratings thanks to racists and alt-right bots

You guys know that every MCU movie there is some small outlet that gives the film a bad review solely to get more site traffic. Some faggot even admitted to it after he gave Civil War a rotten review.

The food equivalent to Marvel would be McDonalds, not steak

What racist ass white supremacist cracker wrote those reviews? This is an attack on BLACK CULTURE

Snapback city

>blocks your bad reviews

It's not different from the formula though. It follows the same formula, only poorly.

>ugly roastie
>can't get BBC
That's their bread and butter. Those niggers in BLACKED probably fuck girls uglier than her on weekends.

Have you watched it?

I haven't watched a capeshit movie since Iron Man. That's not gonna keep me from shitting on stuff I haven't seen.

Have the people giving it smashing review scores?

Ragnarok
>waaa the same marvel shit, quips forever, when will they change?
Panther
>waaaa why is it so seirous? it wasn't fun, why did marvel change it?

professional movie critics usually watch the film before it opens in theaters to watch it, yes.

I thought they banned negative reviews to avoid hate speech? How did these 2 slip under the radar?

you really think ALL of these are from legit critics?

Both reviews have actually said there isn't enough action. I'm guessing the film is going to be two darkies standing in front of a green screen for about 90 minutes with 10 minutes of fights strewn about

The Incredibles, The Watchmen, Birdman?

I'd say 75% is a fair grade for The Watchmen.

>The trouble with the highly anticipated Black Panther is that it doesn't know what it wants to be: super hero extravaganza, activist action flick, James Bond wannabe or Coming to America. Yes, writer director Ryan Coogler has much to answer for. But will the fans care? Probably not.

>Dialogue heavy with a confused sense of place, this mega-budget Marvel marvel might be a misfire for anyone beyond the fan-base

>The first challenge is the screenplay. Patience is required to sit through the stilted dialogue as the exposition tries to find its rhythms.

>In the battle scenes I was confused as to who was fighting whom.

>As for Ludwig Goransson's music score, it is dirge-like, weighing down the action instead of giving it the desired lift.

>when the two rivals come face to face after a long absence. 'Whassup?' Michael B. Jordan's Erik Killmonger spouts to Chadwick Boseman's T'Challa

Total disaster, folks.

imagine describing another man as majestic
jesus

NOOOOOOOOOO

lol

imagine being a middle aged man taking a selfie

>'Whassup?'

Jesus...

Literally every critic is praising the movie for diversity and shit like that
except the movie is exactly like any other marvel movie

reminder that the little number right below the tomato is the number that truly matters.

to be fair, Killmonger is a New Yorker who moved to Wakanda, at least in the comics.

sup nigga

Why don't these people support a real african movie like 'Who Killed Captain Alex?'

none of them are

ALL OF MY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They've also both pointed out that it lacks for spatial continuity, which does not speak well of what action *is* present.

What racist piece of shit animal gave it a rotten?

So all those 10/10s on imdb, those are all professional critics, huh?

So would I. Cape movies *shouldn't* have broad-spectrum appeal, at least not anything near universal acclaim, and that's not because they're comics characters, that's because the premise itself should alienate at least *some* people. Not everyone enjoys rom-coms, or dramas, or sci-fi/fantasy, which is why aggregate sites are almost intrisically flawed.

NOOOOOO why does everyone love Marvel????

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NO

IT WAS HER TURN

>gonna loose all that chink money
>all the spergs who hate marvel/ disney are gonna shit on it
>normies wont like it becuase everyone is getting a little tired of capeshit

>just

>Marvel flick
>Action with some plot
>Black Panther flick
>The Phantom Menace tier politics with some bad CGI fights

movies are a visual medium and nobody wants to pay to go see a bunch of close ups of black people. they want to see pretty white people, and that goes for everybody. thats what everybody, of all races, want.

this

Did a nigger punch him in the eye?

>t. self-hating Paco

Why do these people use Black Panther to represent black culture? The original character was created by two old white dudes and drawn by the same white industry that drew every other comic book. And this movie is made by a soulless corporation that represents (((them))) if it represents anything at all.
Why are people calling this anything but astroturfing and pandering?

I find this video strangely beautiful. The capability of such profound destruction is truly awe inspiring.

P E R S P E C T I V E D

Does anyone have the Black Panther movie poster with him eating the watermelon?

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I don't get it. Watermelon is fucking delicious. Literally everyone loves watermelon.

WOW! This has been one of the ALL TIME great years for movies amirite guys?
Truly a annus mirabilis

nah

Jews aren't white, user.

GET FUCKED MARVEL

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As soon as somebody was the first to say it wasn't literally perfect, the stigma was broken and reviews will come in that are real.

Not even Sup Forums's campaign to bombard it with 10/10 reviews with veiled patronizing comments to make the rating system meaningless will stop the huge drop off in score this movie is going to experience.

Even that one is hella inflated for this movie.

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so he's an ass man?

good guys win

>57%

His review is dropping today.
>Well done, Black Panther, well done, Black Panther
>HOWEVER

they're whatever the situation requires. that's the true jewish privilege.

bet it's positive

wait a minute

>96% want to see it
35527.68 cucks