DUDE ANIMALS SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER FOR 10 HOURS LMAO

DUDE ANIMALS SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER FOR 10 HOURS LMAO

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you say that like it's not a great concept with a great execution

>doesn't want to learn about the planet he lives on

Docs are pure kino.

Yes my soy ingesting friend. That is how the planet works.

>what is any capeshit movie
>what is any action movie
>what is any horror movie
>what is any blockbuster R movie

Reality hurt your vegan feelings?

If you don't think every single David Attenborough documentary is pure kino you should probably consider self mutilation.

How can white bois even compete?

That's a female polar bear hunting baby walruses to feed her two cubs.

Post Planet Earth kino

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Yeah sorry, I don't like watching animals being hurt while some old fuck narrates but he does NOTHING to help

david attenborough docs have been my bedtime kino for years

>animals being hurt
so watch animals hurting

No. No being should ever experience pain. Imagine a world where EVERY living creature was a herbivore, that'd be a fucking paradise, but we don't deserve it

Sounds gay as shit.

G-g.. Goo goo g'joob

We'd all be dumb as shit

>should
thats the word.

do they really merit that much sympathy even if they're assholes? then sympathize with their hunger and instincts

I. WANT. A.

GORILLA.

CHANNEL.

Why don't we just move these dumb ice creatures to Antarctica?

>does nothing to help
Don’t interrupt nature lad
Hell for plants

>this one fish evades sharks and whales and seals for 10 minutes straight

>gets gobbled up by some bird fuck swoocing down

I have a lot of webms of animals just straight up slaughtering each other. I don't know why or where I got these shit either. This is why I don't deal with animal shit. They will fuck you up given the chance.

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>humans are the worst animals

why are you posting ops mom?

>DUDE ANIMALS SLAUGHTERING EACH OTHER FOR 10 HOURS LMAO
That's literally the most based form of television there is.
I remember when animal planet first started and it was just wall to wall nature docs. At any given time you could switch the channel and watch some shit get eaten on the Serengeti.

yeah, because we understand concepts such as cruelty and compassion and yet sill commit cruel acts

Jesus christ I never realized how big walruses walrai? are.

>tfw plants can feel pain and the only thing you can eat is human hair

>snow leopard fight
>water monitor bit like something out of a movie
>guy hand feeding hyenas
>lions in the namib
>monkeys stealing shit
>monkeys fighting on the rooftops
>fucking leopard in the middle of a city
>birds jumping for poontang
PE2 was kino

Not really.
Animals have things they don't do to family members but do to others, same as humans.

sounds like something trump would watch.

Trump is a snyder fanboy. Not enough latent homo-eroticism.

This is fucking bait

Mankind do evil shit knowing full well that it is evil. As far as we know, animals have empathy but don't understand evil.

Yeah, its the blubber

>all the fucking muh global warming in PE2

It's great on 4K UHD disc but lefttards please leave my nature docs alone

See Animals have a concept of good and bad, it's not just as advanced as ours.

>the water buffalo fight
>lions going after the giraffe
>the jaguar going after the cayman
>crazy ass penguins on the rocks
>flying sponge birds

god I can't stand watching animals die horrible deaths. Just makes me feel so fucking bad inside. Theres something so disturbing about them trying to run away when you know even if the predator stopped, they would still die of their wounds. That they think "I can get away, everything will be normal again".. I can't take it

The weak should fear the strong.

Watch The Hunt mate. Life is fucking hard, and the odds are incredibly high for most animals looking for a feed.

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I just watched the Cities episode of PE2, the monkey parkour was fucking awesome, as was the night vision leopards stalking pigs.

PE is one of the best shows ever created. As usual, OP is a massive faggot.

>DUDE I'M FUCKING RETARDED LMAO

imagine being some poor poo in loo trying to sell chips for a living and fucking monkeys keep stealing your shit

Animals fucking people up is one of the most hilarious stuff I've seen on the net. You guys should check out The Onion's Horrible Planet series.

That's why I watch Blue Planet.
Fish don't fuck around, its just 1 bite and dead.

yeah tis BOORING!! where are my buber bero movies??

>old fuck
screams in bongish

What about the predator not making a kill and starving to death?

>not rooting for the predator

Well, that penguin shit where they had him narrate some retarded non-story around the footage they shot was fairly terrible.
>da bad birb is closing in to kill da babby penguin
>where r da penguin parents?
>Oh no da babby is doooooomed
>wait here's da babby's other relatives to save da dayyy

some of these are so bad they should just edit and narrate old fairy tales around the footage they got

i saw one (cant rememer) where it's just a crow in siberia rubbing himself against the snow so they put a silly music and go "the male crow has little threat and gets silly"

Don't get the appeal, myself. Seems insulting to Attenborough as a professional documentary maker, but I suppose he gets payed.

>help
jesus, this is why you father hates you

No empathy for plants, fuck you.

DUDE CARTOONY NOISES AND MUSIC FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

Hollywood has had you rooting for underdogs all your life, that was a lie.
Only the strong, fast and vicious survive.

thats a beautiful shot, never realized how fuckin huge walruses are

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This is pretty true, lamo.
Can't argue with that.

Many documentaries pity the animals against eachother. Specially small things like insects and rodents.

Yeah, it can be seen as some sort of bloodsport, not unlike Gladiatorial combat.

is this a boy? Looks like a boy.

do you like penis girls user?

We're just mammals
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bird

What kinda weak willed faggot are you

Great bait

do you not realize the overpopulation issues and famine that would occur with that

dude lmao just eat soy bro lmao

>EVERY living creature was a herbivore

I feel we're done with some vegetarian raging against nature.

Dubs thread. go.

birds, truly the jews of the animal kingdom

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saw one irl once, they're fucking massive.

why dont you just fap to real girls that look like this instead of traps

No...seriously, wyf is going here? they cannot be that big, right?

>Going after a giraffe

Absolute madcat

How does blue planet compare? Thinking of buying the new one since I love planet earth

It's called Timberwolf

Plants feel. They FEEL you monster!

I like traps more.
The dick makes it hotter.
A lot of kids bitch it's not gay, but it's pretty gay.

walrus is very big, that is why it is also called the whale of the sea

>nose ring
Dropped

I miss those days brah

kek title

>move along whiteboi

You literally posted an uglier bitch.
What's wrong with you?

Isn't the whale the whale of the sea?

t. machine

It's P good. Most of these new Attenborough documentaries have ludicrously good photography. Sometimes it doesn't even look real. However, the true Kino are the old Attenborough documentaries that are actually educational.

i posted an actual woman

nature documentaries literally changed my perspective on life, moreso appreciate being a part of existence more

I can't believe I was a nihilist for so long

>global warming is still a left vs right issue in america

Christ there is no hope for this world

This. Focus on the hunter not the hunted.

>climate change is in anyway a priority compared to global industrial pollution from 3rd world countries, china, russia etc where regulations aren't enforced
enjoy your toxic wasteland that's five degrees celsius cooler retard
we unironically need some sort of supranational, indendent, completely militarised environmental protection agency except everyone has to pay % of gdp and corruption or favouritism is punished by summary execution

Global warming means more of the globe will be arable.

If the oceans heat up that means it will rain more which will keep the sea levels down.

Do you ever think anymore?