80s REFERENCES

80s REFERENCES
NIHILISM
CAPITALISM SUCKS LMAO
ESCAPISM
VIDEO GAMES RULE
ATHEISM

I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN THEY SAID GOD DIDN'T EXIST.

HEY I GET ALL OF THOSE REFERENCES

Why are Christians so easily offended?

ARE YOU LITERALLY ME??

LOL WE JUST CONNECTED OVER KNOWING REFERENCES TO THINGS, WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX? ITS NOT LIKE GOD EXISTS TO PUNISH US FOR BEING DEGENERATE XD

this movies going to be good and theres not a thing this board can do about it

>80’s references
>capitalism sucks
The irony here being that all of those beloved 80’s cartoons happened because of Reagan deregulating the FCC.

They ended when Tipper Gore during Clinton stepped in. The more you know.

Why would anybody pick chun-li as their avatar?

>He isnt down with the T H I C C N E S S

the worst thing about this is how small the tits are on lara croft over there.
Also tracer is way too fucking tall.

chienese culture sucks tho

They couldn't even make a decent poster.

the fuck is this?

Chumlee is a solid pick

that's a long leg

look at tracer's fucking eyes behind those goggles lmao
obviously animated by some chink

they've always been the original snowflakes

I’m lost is this a dank reference? The book has nothing to do with religion or nihilism

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New Sony commercial maybe?

Does this have robots like eva

At the beginning the main character goes through a long speech about how everything sucks, including how God doesn't exist, religion is a dumb lie, and that nothing matters.

EXCEPT THE 80s when everything was COOL.

It has a Gundam in it.

no but seriously what is this shit

are we being raided?

Is he serious or just making an observation, because the intent is what matters here. He's absolutely right, but if he's celebrating that or stating it as a fact it's one thing. If he's lamenting the fact that culture has collapsed because its embraced nihilism and lost sight of everything it once aspired to be, it's another.

>film about VR
>isnt a whole field of anime and dead memes

seizure?

>be me
>be internet edgelord
>hang around anti-SJW,right wing and sometimes straight up altright circles
>more and more christfags are legit trying to derail groups into christfaggotry

>they will literally post about haha triggered liberal snowflakes on one hand and get super offended the moment they see someone even just mention they dont believe in god

the only thing theyre good for is at least they dont threaten suicide bombings

For you

everything is just massive cross promotion. there are no longer any original ideas.

This, you can go and watch a livestream of VR chat right now.
It's all
>Custom Characters
>Anime chicks
>Meme Characters
No one is using a generic video game character as an avatar.

If this is set in the future, why would people be using characters from franchises that would be completely irrelevant and dead by then.
Street Fighter is dead as fuck in the current year.

It would be the equivalent of people running around as Toejam and Earl in VR chat.

Yes, yes, well done, Reddit player one, well done.
HOWEVER

>It would be the equivalent of people running around as Toejam and Earl in VR chat.
I would do that.

Why is Tracer so huge? She's one of the shortest characters in her game, why is she fucking two feet taller than Chun-Li?

Because the book is shit. It's Twilight for neckbeards. Unfortunately the writer of the book also wrote the screenplay for this movie.

For the same reason all atheists are brainwashed Jewish puppets.

Context?

He got friendzoned by a prostitute

why are all athiests so sensitive they immediately come out of the woodwork and scream whenever someone mentions christ?

Because an atheist is basically a retarded agnostic.

What the fuck am I reading. Is this the friendzone manifesto?

Tbqh, this guy's writing makes me want to hang myself

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Thicc thighs

Because their beliefs are flimsy at best and they are easily triggered by the truth that their faith is a lie which they have always subconsciously known deep down.

That pic is actually pretty pathetic bud.

I enjoyed it, even though half of it you just have to laugh at.

someone left a copy of this in our control room at work so i flipped through it on night shift

felt like some sort of prank book that you give to someone as a joke, like 'haha no it's not real, gotcha, it's just continuous name-dropping and references to make fun of nostalgia nerds" It was excruciatingly badly written too. I bet this faggot author read Eaters of the Dead and thought 'oh cool im going to write a book that's got all sorts of references and footnotes in it too' except he forgot he wasn't an award-winning author but a fat soy-faced retard.

I actually can't wait to this to come out and flood Sup Forums with memes and shitposting, it will be a good change after all the black panther and TLJ threads

It will probably just be dull, sadly.
At best it might briefly revive the golden era of big Zimbabwe theory mockery

>you're not a retarded christian so you must be atheist

>why are all athiests so sensitive they immediately come out of the woodwork and scream whenever someone mentions christ?

Because they're anti-Christian, not Atheist. They attained some minor meme-ish grasp of logic, and think they have everything figured out now.
But dig down a millimeter and you find someone who still uses magical thinking and replacement spirituality as crutches, usually borrowed from eastern religions or a variation of new age shit (or some mangled interpretation of Quantum Physics).

>Because an atheist is basically a retarded agnostic.

This. Perfect.

Christianity is just "daddy's religion", so they attack it to feel rebellious and independent.
They shouldn't even be part of the conversation.

>you're not a retarded christian so you must be atheist

I'm not a believer, but Protestant Christian Moral Values > Everything Else.
And yes that includes meme eastern religions spun to appeal to stupid westerners.

Just turn your brian off and enjoy those signature 80s dance moves!

fuck off I like indian pale ale even if it's the redditors choice

This is the exact sort of shit that makes people think you have a persecution complex, m8.

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>Being this triggered because someone called you a snowflake

reform yourself and believe in buddha

you literally dont know shit.
Buddhism is a death cult, the point this guy was making was exactly correct about you.

CHUN-LI NO

He was right all along.

But Buddha's are historical figures. Every sane person believes in Buddha, otherwise it would be like not believing in the sun or something.

you know you just used ad hominem to the max and you just attacked an atheist's belief (or rather, lack of thereof) by claiming they are retarded.

however, you are still entitled to believe in your divine imaginary boss that gives you solace at night thinking you have prayed enough and cleansed yourself from your sins.

the point here is the fact that you do not need any of that to be a decent human being. the fact that you as a person has to adhere to those religious rules because you believe Protestant Christian Moral Values > Everything, simply means you haven't solved those issues on your own and you required external assistance, someone to guide you.

it is alright to need help with issues in life, but just do not try to pretend you are on a higher moral plain because you are simply not. just another inadequate mind that turned to religion in order to find a moral compass.

tl;dr; grow up buddy, you do not need religion to grow up.

>RX-78-2 appears in trailer
>ZΖ pose
It triggers me more than its reasonable

So only a guy would do it. But then they'd be the grill they want to fuck. Sounds weird.

>EXCEPT THE 80s when everything was COOL.
Does he actually say capitalism sucks while romanticizing the most iconically capitalist decade in American history since the roaring 20's?

Holy shit that is pure gold.

never played an MMO? not World Of Warcraft but a Korean MMO, any Korean MMO. from Lineage to Aion to infamous Tera to Black Desert.

a large percentage of male players prefer to roll female toons of the same class. so a female warrior as opposed to a male one. simply because you watch your character's back 99% of the time.

so the logic goes, what kind of butt do you want to keep watching while you farm/exp/pvp etc. a thicc one like chun-li's say.

You're the Christian equivalent of a Fedoralord. You know that, right?

Siddhartha didnt want people worshiping him IIRC. Buddhism is a crappy nihilistic philosophy anyway tbqh.

No, I've done that, and I've played female characters. But isn't this supposed to be some high tech virtual reality simulation? I don't think I'd do that if it felt like I actually was the girl. That would be weird and disturbing.

>entitled children telling adults to "grow up"

>I'm not a believer, but Protestant Christian Moral Values > Everything Else

Nope. Common sense > Religion.
Also I wasn't even talking about other religions.
You can always be an agnostic which is imo the only sane choice.

Yeah, yer a faggot, I geddit/

Not that I have any interest in seeing it but it bothers me that the characters in a big budget, pre-rendered film look shittier than their game models.

a large percentage of male players are also perverts who want to be little girls

CAPITALISM SUCKS BUT CAPITALISM BRANDS AND CULTURE IS TOTALLY AWESOME WE SHOULD EMBRACE COMMUNISM SO WE COULD HAVE MORE BRANDS, MORE POP CULTURE STATE SPONSORED DISNEY (TM) MOVIES

>video games
>utter shit medium built around wasting consumers time with the most mundane shit possible, including virtual collections and walking from a to b for hours and grinding for the most basic reward mechanisms
>no noticeable accomplishments in writing
>medium barely elevates above b-movie tier
>90% of games are just about killing
kids and nu-males will eat this shit up like hot cakes, wont they?

>I'm not a believer, but Protestant Christian Moral Values > Everything Else
This is just the ironic weeb version of atheism.

God, I'm sick of seeing overwatch everywhere. I'll never understand why that shit game became so popular.

Judging by them putting in flavour of the month stuff like Overwatch, yes.

reddit friendly waifus

is capitalism sucks really part of the messages?
while they are parading endless capitalism products to sell their movie?

>every atheist is r/atheism tier
that's where you're wrong kiddo.

GOTTA FIGHT THE MAN
THIS MOVIE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO FIGHT THE MAN

>iron giant and chun li are against capitalism like me!
the state of manchildren

Hollywood has shit taste in game waifus.

People whining about capitalism tend not to be very bright.

>inflated pagecount
I remember why I stopped reading new releases.
that and the fucking ridiculous conclusion of seveneves

just more jewish psyop shit.

I'm an atheist but the moral values common to most western 1st world protestants are probably better than any other moral scheme commonly found on Earth. Granted a ton of them arose from enlightenment principles but does it really matter where they came from as long as they work?

>You can always be an agnostic which is imo the only sane choice.
It doesn't really matter but half the time when I say I'm agnostic and I explain what that means people say I'm actually an atheist. if I say I'm an atheist then elaborate at all atheists call me agnostic. Agnostic has become a pretty useless label.

Using the earthly avatar of capitalism as a vehicle to degrade capitalism is a thing now.
Last Jedi did it too, and it was just as hypocritical then

Nah autogynephilia is pretty rare outside Sup Forums boards like /tg/

>no noticeable accomplishments in writing
>medium barely elevates above b-movie tier
I love vidya but this is true and it hurts.

To be fair, the whole point of the search was to find the Egg. And to find it you had to have a unhealthy knowledge of pop culture. That's why the movie was ripe to become a giga meme.

At least it's not wing user

Capitalism is so powerful that it has turned hatred of capitalism into a way to make money. Truly the best system.

perhaps you should take that to heart and do grow up buddy

Sam>Ashley