Sex scene

>sex scene
>woman puts an effort in covering her breasts under the sheets

>sex scene
>male genitals are shown but not female

Virgin here. Do women actually do this? I always figured their reasoning in movies was that it gets cold.

>protagonist has sex
>can no longer identify or relate to him

no

RIP Vice President Jim Mahoney

this

No. I’m married four years and my wife lays there with her tits out after sex until she has to use the bathroom and often stays naked after that.

shity isloation, so its cold on your breasts thats why you cover them

the girl did it when i lost my virginity
she was flat

Covered breasts are more erotic.

nude pics?

nope. the tits are out during real sex and post sex.

so after you have a drunken one night stand are things awkward in the morning? or do you just pretend you are actually friends with the person?

asking for a friend btw

>being this much of a loser
shouldn't you be shitposting in capeshit and starwars threads?

I don't understand why they do this. Do directors not understand camera angles

Tons. But none to share, sorry.

I agree. That's why I prefer to beat my meat off to some erotic movie scenes over hardcore porn at times.

pls?

why would I be posting in normie threads you fucking redditor

>not having hung over sex the next morning

pleb

Yes, you're usually hot and sweaty as fuck, and the last thing you want to do is get under the sheets. Plus you've probably got jizz everywhere as well if you've fired off on her and you don't want to get that on the sheets either.

>Sex scene
>both of them are of the same sex

looks like I struck a nerve, bugboi

>post sex scene
>the guy puts on his pants without putting on his underwear

It's fine. There's the usual small talk about how drunk you both were the night before, you'll probably give her another going over, then hopefully she's got some food in the house and you'll get a breakfast out of her. You then make your excuses about having to meet up with some friends later in the day, take her number and agree to meet up again sometime, then literally never call or text her ever again.

>sex scene
>they fall asleep
>guy gets out of bed next morning
>he's wearing boxers

>sex scene
>It ends after 20 seconds
>woman acts fulfilled instead of mocking the man

This was the only sex scene that gave me a boner

>he doesn't fuck his boxers on in case he has to fend off intruders

>mocking for norm

Yes I always end up hot and sweaty and she is cold.
That'll happens when you are fucking for 2 hours, she's under and you are the one that moves.
If she mounts me it's the opposite.

this, there are some insecure/shy girls who are not willing to show their boobs at first and try to hide them as much as they can at first

>go to the bathroom a few seconds before the sex scene happens so you don't have to awkwardly watch it with your family

but flat is justice

eva green is the ultimate semen demon

no
not irl
honestly i now know blonde hair/blue eyes hourglass body is the epitome of female perfection

But but... Adam Sandler makes family movies
> the game

>flirtatious conversation
>cuts to a sex scene

>Hate fucks the enemy commander
>busts one in her
>She asks you to join her and persians
>lolno
> heads back to shore and his bros are like what did she want?

"nuthin"

why didn't she fuck him after asking him to join?

this

>bang chick I met at a show at night
>next morning empty balls in her mouth
>hit the fridge on the way out the door
>forget to get her number
>see her weeks later
>hey did you eat my roomates food?
>mfw

Why aren't these three posts labeled "Anonymous" and instead, only have two small rectangles in that space?

Because you have Unicode immunity

>then literally never call or text her ever again
Why people do this? This is literally rejecting more sex

>b-but she will cling to you and want a relationship
Yeah, wait to bail when that happens

This.
Its so retarded and overused I cringe every time

You seem upset, virginia.

>sex scene
>the bra stays on

>two small rectangles
t. chrome user

Real sex seems like it would be an awkward and juvenile affair. I can hardly believe it's the thing society values above all else.

>Why people do this? This is literally rejecting more sex

sex doesn't really get better after 2-3 nuts

once you're past the initial bood rush you quickly consider the need to be around them any longer.

if its a fuck buddy you were friends before you hooled up.

one night stands are that for a reason..

also the thing about modern dating is to pretend you don't like the other person too much. If you get clingy an weird it ruins the sex.
somethings can go to shit really fast if you linger around the girl .

oh alot of the time a girl has a guy she wants to date and fucks you until he ccomes around, or she's in a relationship already and you're a cock on call.

>sex scene
>guy is pumping
>while wearing shorts

>it's the thing society values above all else.


yeaa textbook gyncentrism. keeps the economy going, the issue is the marketing campaign on gold plated pussy. has totally inflated the value.

thats why mgtow came about, it reflects on this market bubble. And men are asking if it's really worth what they've been told all their lives.

>watch R-rated film
>they show tits but no dick
>watch "straight" porn video
>see tons of dick and male ass, barely get a shot of the woman

really activates the almonds

>not striking fear into the heart of your opponent by fighting with your dick hanging out

>Why do people do this?

Just move on to the next one. I have no inclination to fuck more than once some roastie that would find drunk me appealing enough to fuck after barely having a conversation with them.

first episode of mr.robot

Oh yes I forgot, normies can get a different girl per week.

>sex scene
>pre-sex scene
>post-sex scene
>people covered in sheets

WHO. THE. FUCK. DOES. THIS.

Just fap to R rated films

>>see tons of dick and male ass, barely get a shot of the woman
Just watch POV porn, retard.

yea I wouldn't envy them.

I've been with roughly 20ish girls andI think that's too many, some guys have gotten 40ish

a lot of girls are in their 100's

being a pick up guy is fun and cool between 18-23 years old, after that it gets gross and you want girls that are less dug out and more modest numbers

not kidding the standard for sluts nowadays is awful.

and you learn that women retain the dna of men they've let inside them which is why so many are psychos .

...

>tfw you get to hatefuck a girl whose been a bitch since you met her, but then you switch it up to lovemaking after she cums

>I've been with roughly 20ish girls andI think that's too many, some guys have gotten 40ish
Get out normie tripfaggot

>ywn have orders from the government to seduce a communist agitator and make her tell you everything she knows, thereby stopping a revolution and saving millions of lives with your cock.

No, I'm using Safari and these posts also aren't labeled Anonymous, which is something I've never seen before?;

Who the fucks eat at their ONS house, what are you autistic? "Get some breakfast outa her". Yeah, totally, like "ey darling make me some ham and eggs wil ya" Sounds like a some new jersey whitetrash hook - up fantasy. Literally never heard about anyone getting a breakfast after an ONS unless it's dating / fuck friends or some other very unusual circumstances (like an holiday romance). God grief this "Look how cool i 'am; i fuckt a girl once 5 months ago and here's how it works u guys" post triggers me.

For most people i feel like it's like this: you either leave before she wakes up or awkward small - talk for a little, maybe have sex again, and then you leave. At most you grab a coke or something on the way out. If you feel up for it you get her face / snap or just keep in touch over tinder and meet again some other time.

wow is it summer already?

idk I've shagged a girl that every now and then liked to keep her bra (or a top in general) on and leave the rest bare

>I'm using Safari

Only if the girl is insecure about how they look

Pence would approve of that though. He's all about that old-fashioned modesty and decency n shit.

No. Women with big tits display them very proudly.
I remember a mega busty (for a slim girl) Italian girl I fucked who was sitting on my lap facing me, and before we even started kissing she opened her blouse and put her big tits close to my mouth.
Ah Eva.. Good times. Hairy pussy though..

What feels worse, being a virgin and not knowing what you're missing, or being a loser who only has sex every few years and has to spend the downtime missing those feels?

Please respond

Both to be perfectly honest with you family member

>sex scene
>the girl is a titcow
>no titfuck

>every drunken one night stand I’ve had I wake up hours before her and stare at her sleeping and think about how if I murdered her right now it’d be almost impossible to track me down and then I leave before she wakes up
what’s wrong with me?

just censor her face, faggot

>he was watching hotguysfuck
that's the point retard

how would you film that on a non-porn film, though?

does she fart in front of you? do you sniff it if she does? haha

First time I ever had sex there was only a little bit of awkwardness afterwards, mostly because there was no romance or anything between us. It was just a 'fuck buddy' thing.
When we were done, we just went out and had a smoke on the back patio, then continued hanging out in my room while she played WoW and I played on the ps4

Normalfaggots don't have awkwardness.

If you can get a woman to voluntarily undress in front of you and let you stick your penis in her, you are a normalfag crybaby.

the bustiest woman I ever slept with refused to take her bra off
I mean she was a fatso and her tits would probably have sagged like half empty bags of rice, but it was still kinda disappointing

She literally doesn’t fart

>high school comedy move
>the dorky nerd is secretly a sex machine

>sex scene
>they both go to sleep without going to the bathroom
My dick starts to burn if I don't piss after cumming. I can't be the only one.

I’ve literally never had my dick start to burn after sex and not peeing after...
Might want to get that checked out

My doc says it's normal. The urine flushes the cum out so it doesn't harden and clog shit up

>Kissless virgin
>Characters start kissing/fucking
>Skip through it
>Try to forget than in real life they would make fun of me and I'll never experience intimacy

Jesus! Tit play is the only redeeming thing about fuxking a fatty.

>tfw make a typo in my post but it got trips so I can't delete it

I'm using firefox and have the same "problem"

you are so blatantly shitposting

>Character is suppoused to be a weirdo outcast
>Has sex with 10/10 women every night
Why is this always the case?

>character has sex with socks on but is otherwise completely naked
Come on

She was probably ashamed that they were veiny/stretch marks/large areola/inverted nips. Some women are incredibly sensitive about it.