Remove thy shift

>Remove thy shift.

Anyone else both errect and terrified during this scene?

Great film 2bh.

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Do you think she is carnivorous?

H I N D U E D

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What was she looking at? Wasn't the devil behind her?

It was an anti-Christian piece of dogshit disguised as a period correct spooky movie.

How was it anti-Christian? The over-zealous Christians were proven to be correct by the end of the film.

>He worships a Jew

*throws ball at your forhead*
pssh.. Nothin Personnel Anya

>Film about Christian stuff being real
>Anti-Christian
???

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

From what I know it was a period correct film and portrayed Puritans accurately. It was more of a family drama film than a spooky film anyway

Would you use that line in IRL?

Hail Satan!

Why did the village believe Black Phillip's lies?

shift thy pusy to thy face!

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SLUT!

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AYY

YOUR a slut

I wish

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MY a slut

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suffocate thee with thy bottom end willingly

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I wanted the goat to talk.
youtu.be/PpccpglnNf0?t=1m13s

*attacks you* grrrr

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ayy

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see

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youtube.com/watch?v=mVScj2SVK1A

No wonder muslims fuck these things. They're almost human.

>Anyone else both errect and terrified
You mean to say it was a hard terror flick?

Why did she do this?

hard terror flicks need to come back

to live deliciously, did you even watch the film?

let's all give in to deliciousness

Is my tv bright or something? On my old tv it was dark like OP, on new tv I could literally see Satan.
He's dressed like a pirate.

yes and she was the most virtuous and pious character

yag?

kek wtf is this a photoshop?

...and so she removed her shift, and she lived deliciously ever after. The End.

>family dead
>she murdered her own mother
>nothing left to live for and committed an unforgivable sin
The tragedy was that she was the only one who was innocent and not sinful, even the murder of her mom was in self-defense.

Nope. I swear, that's why I took a photo of my tv. First time I watched it it was completely dark and satan was obscured.

>dressed like a pirate
He's dressed liked a late 17th-century rich dude, which is very similar to a pirate
He's pretty much Thomasin's conception of what the Devil would look like
>ywn be as handsome as Satan

her whole family is dead and other people would probably blame her for it, she has no future anyway

Rewatch the scene with the brightness turned up. Even normally you should have been able to see his nose and cheeks if you were paying attention. It's purposely obscure

So perhaps she thought she was condemned to hell already for her actions. Her faith, ironically, damned her.

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Was that her real ass when she was walking through the forest?

No. :(
Body double has an amazing ass though.

post screencap

Man I remember when this was out but not online and people were hyping this epic ass scene and then when caps finally came on Sup Forums it was shitty and far away and boring.

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Screencaps don't really do it justice.

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Where is the planet I might meet such Ayyys?

looks creepy desu. like a thot bigfoot.

ahahahha

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.

>entire movie ruined by the last 2 minutes witches start fucking flying

CLICKETY CLACK, CLICKETY CLACK

>taking a screenshot of an image

Yuor a douche

thats phoneposters for you

BASED

I really want to lick her thighs.

Reach higher, user. I want to lick her pussy!

What do you think witches do in folktales?

Let's not get crazy over here. This is a good christian image board after all.

She would be wearing tasteful Christian panties.

What other option did she have? Go back to the village and convince them that the goat slaughter her family? Stay in the wilderness and starve? Stay in the house and be targeted by the other witches?

?? It was hugely christian to the point that it took the most stringent form to be real and even impure thoughts to be a sin.

white and girly, of course.

the film was based off those bogus tales of witches in the 1600s that started the salem witch trials. Abduction, blood magic, cursing people, flying on brooms, living in the woods. It's from those same stories that our conception of the witch comes from, the director just went back to the source.

Pray to Jesus and go to heaven.

Did you not watch the first 10 minutes? The witch that stole Samuel started flying on her broomstick

>Mormons
>true Christians

>you
>not a closet gay

They had eaten hallucinogenic mould.

Debunked by the director.

Imagine having this interpretation

>What dost thou want?

Instantly made the film a classic.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

She was specifically not looking at the devil. Kind of like how kids close their eyes or get under the sheets when they think that the silhouette of teddy is a monster. It's a pretty normal reaction to have when you're shitting your pants.

wtf dont post jumpscares on here shithead

Believing in witches is heretical and impossible since there is no duality in christian dogma

Interesting how the bible talks about witches as if they're real and what to do with them. Didn't know the bible was heretical to christian dogma.

>The absolute state of christianity

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anya looks like sandra