What celebrities have you met in real life? For me, it's John Goodman

What celebrities have you met in real life? For me, it's John Goodman

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yeah i met john badman haha

GOOD one, MAN

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you managed to make John Goodman look skinny.

>tfw fatter then john goodman

did u vot 4 trump

I met Chloe Moretz (me on the left)

Jealous?

>no disgusted pedro

step it up nigger

you're just jealous

i though you were wearing a kippah in the thumbnail

I also dated VJ

Nice boots man

I met Dustin Diamond at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a stiff drink, I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. Dustin and I talked about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if he could smoke some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He smiled when he saw that I noticed it. He lit up and smoked. After a while we started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my cock. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his nelly. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys

I dated a girl like you. She would wait outside the late night show back doors and SNL doors and harass staff as they come out. She did it for so long that they gave up and just greet her by first name and talk to her.

poor guy did nothing wrong

Do football players count?

Alan Shearer, Zidane, Cantona.

My neices first name is Vaughn. She was in a hotel parking garage in LA. Her mom was calling her name really loud. Then this tall guy got out of his car and said "Yeh?", and it was Vince Vaughn.

Also, rapper J Cole lived in my neighborhood when he was a kid. I was friends with his older brother

I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Look who i met. He was not such a big guy after all.

Its not my fault signore, da bitch said yes

i bothered someone oops ha ha

Shadilay and onward to Kekistan, my fellow 'pede!

how did you meet those 3?

Orgy

thats not Cantona's style

I used to be a background actor so technically a lot, but it's very rare that you ever get to talk to any of them.

I met that guy from that Furry Vengeance movie

I get that you want your privacy but when youre a celebrity what do you expect? Do world leaders whine about having security? Ok, you dont want want people trying to get pics of you naked or whatever, that makes sense. But a quick fan pic? cunt

You're a big guy

Why is this orgy’s main participants are all hotheads??

Bri?

Celebrity status makes you such a disproportionate amount of money compared to what you actually do. I know rich people are not immune to feeling bad about things but you really should expect such a privilege to come with drawbacks.

:)

based kekistani! praise le pepe!

Are you really going to start spamming a completely unrelated thread with this?

Found the soyboy cuck

Me with my favourite actress.

So friendly in real life and an unforgettable lover.

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So you're saying you're a reddit poster?

omg, is that Karen from Will and Grace? SO JEALOUS.

You mad? MAGA. Day of the rope incoming, faggot soyboy

I met Scott Thompson (he was in a Canadian sketch comedy show in the 80s called Kids in the Hall). he was a really nice guy

the closest i've been to a proper celebrity was seeing Farrell walking through LAX. he is MUCH shorter than you think he is. wikipedia has him at 175 cm, but he's probably more like high 160s.

Autism

I met John "Jim Lahey" Dunsworth a few times, good guy.

Its just bragging but she is insecure and doesn't want to seem narcissistic so she pretends that she is super offended about this interaction. When in reality she was happy to be recognized and popular

it's ok to be white, the goyim know!

I work right next to a very famous animator. I do not work in film or animation.

Everyone in Hollywood are like 2 inches taller than they're listed as

>very famous animator
lol

It's like the opposite of the nba.
Everyone there is like 2 inches shorter than what they are listed

i met ryan gosling and bill murray once

me on the right

I used to go drinking with Guy Garvey (the lead singer from elbow) one of my mates owned a couple of bars in manchester, one time ba margeras band played a show next door and I went drinking with him

Rami Malek, Hayden Panettiere, Peter Stormare, Hannah Hoekstra, the guy who played the scotsman in the new WW movie.
Probably some more but honestly can't remember.

fpbp

fake btw

Not an actor but I met Lady Gaga at a club in NYC once. She was at a private booth/table with friends and we were the table next to them

yeah her bf is actually black

isn't this the guy whose whole thing is that he takes pics with celebs?

Saw Sam Hyde in the drive thru

Kino shot

shave, diet and exercise you fat disgusting fuck

this fat ass nigga got the squeaky boots from spongebob lmaooooo

Rip in peace ;_;7

>it's an "user cures John Goodman's morbid obesity by transplanting all his fat" episode

I've met Paolo Sorrentino and Jude Law during the shot of Young Pope.
Law was hitting on my girlfriend and Sorrentino was annoyed by everything.

John Goodman and "Le goes into the trash" guy looked better when fat.

based

me on left

Be happy he didn't murder you on the spot with his aikido black belt moves and personal immunity to choke holds.

I met a dude who directed one movie and was an extra in Master and Commander.
I forgot his name, wasn't a celebrity really.

Is that aids skrillex with short hair?

What movie? That would probably help.

This, those clouds and atmosphere elevate this shot to unprecedented levels of kino

no it's me

I know asking for a picture in that situation is kind of a dick move, but I hate those bitchy condescending attention seeking posts.

> GIVE ME UPVOTES I SUFFERED THROUGH THIS HORRIBLE SITUATION!!! retweet this if you cried

was it this? youtube.com/watch?v=5OLm_2pCoyg

why so triggered?

When there's over 10 million famous people in the world now because of shit like youtube and brated movies you'll come across just about anyone.

For me it's Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I met him 4 days before he died.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s

More like these please

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Which ones Hugh Jackman

Was she also fat as shit?

What a cunt.

And you are the dude from community?

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>an adult beverage
who writes like this

me on the left

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kill yourself

immersion broken, keanu would never do that.

funny, when day of the rope comes you fascists and natsocs will swing just as well as those commies

That's not... nevermind lol