So why is this movie so popular again...? I thought it was okay, but nothing I'd wanna watch a second time...

So why is this movie so popular again...? I thought it was okay, but nothing I'd wanna watch a second time. The first half was better than the second where it easily went into ridiculous and unbelievable territory. Also, the fish guy literally behaves like a slightly more intelligent animal - anyone ever heard of Koko, the gorilla? He basically has the same level of intelligence. It made me feel uncomfortable that he wasn't depicted having the same level of intelligence as humans. Everyone seems to be ok with the borderline beastiality though.

What do you think, user?

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I was hoping someone would be horrified. But no, the neighbor who just had his cat eaten is on board

I agree, it makes no sense that everyone was completely okay with Elisa having sex with a beast they kept calling a wild creature.

what movie? i only come here to shit post about star wars

Shape of water

That's why the film is fundamentally dishonest. It's about a sexually deprived woman fucking an animal. Yet the film is not honest enough to depict an animal we all recognise - like a gorilla or dog - instead it's a fantasy monster which takes the disgusting concept of zoophilia and moves it into safe fantasy territory.

Yeah, I think this movie would have been better if either the fish man had actually been intelligent like a human being or they had only a platonic relationship.

It would've been forgettable if it had been that.

I enjoyed the movie specifically because of that discomfort, and I don't think it was unintentional.

Women are fed up of the smart intelligent white male. They want a wild animal to fuck em like mallards that they can domesticate through time. Fishman, human negro male, syrian regugee, somali pirate... it's all the same to them.

Women would actually suck a real life horse cock if you take a few minutes to explain them that it's cool.

Felt like an older movie (older in the sense of 20 years ago) because it had decent characterization and really well paced.
Other than that it's not an amazing film. I guess just because it sticks out from the way Hollywood makes flicks for chinks now it seems good
I'd give it around a B or B+

If you change the letters of Shape of Water you get Star Wars

With that kind of charm I bet you have to fight the ladies off with a stick, user

Well, I mean if you enjoy beastiality why not. But at least they should have acknowledged it and not acted like fucking a fish with ape intelligence is completely normal and okay.

only if you use same letters twice

T-T-TOASTED

The movie is told like a fairy tale as fairy is literally narrating it. You're not suppose to take it totally literally
Presumably the girl died and fishman ate her but her friend gave it a happier ending because it's what he wanted (he wouldn't know either way)

>Old lady saying to her husband as I'm leaving the theater: "Oh, I liked when she had sex with the fishman! He was so sweet!"

While movie is an ancap twist on creature from the black lagoon.
>monster wants to kidnap and fuck a woman
>BUT WHAT IF SHE CONSENTS

That's very far fetched.

I'm on Sup Forums you dumb faggot, not on a date. When with women, I tell them what they need to hear in order to suck me off, and it works.

As if a woman would ever touch you, pathetic neckbeard.

your poison can't touch me

Can we talk about that diner scene? It's been almost a month since I saw this and it still makes me audibly laugh thinking about it. That dude was so creeped out by Richard Jenkins's fag shenanigans that it turned him into a racist.

Apparently even though Richard had been to this place dozens of times, not once did a black person show up (IN BALTIMORE), but conveniently a couple walk in just as he decides to come out of the closet so that we can have a reason to hate this guy beyond just his discomfort at being propositioned by an elderly gay man.

No

Seemed unnecessary as if rejecting a gay guy would necessitate him being also racist (evil)
He could just be a regular run of the mill heterosexual

What I found strange was that they showed him being a racist asshole, but he took the gay thing pretty well in my opinion. I know guys (nowadays) that would've reacted worse. This scene would have probably made more sense if the guy just told Jenkins to fuck off and never return again (would have been more realistic too in the past).

Kalahira, mistress of inscrutable depths, I ask forgiveness.
Kalahira, whose waves wear down stone and sand.
Kalahira, wash the sins from this one and set him on the distant shore of the infinite spirit.
Kalahira, this one’s heart is pure but beset by wickedness and contention.
Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve.
Guide this one, Kalahira, and he will be a companion to you as he was to me.

At least Thane was intelligent. But it's funny, the first time I saw the fish creature design, I immediately thought of Thane as well.

Would have been better in that setting instead of her keeping it in a bathtub and feeding it an unnatural diet like a retard who can't take care of their exotic pet. The creature pursuing the woman and her responding wouldn't have felt as sickening.

Crazy how there is quite a big niche for fishman monster sex. Del Taco is really miles ahead of the rest of Hollywood.

>That's why the film is fundamentally dishonest. >It's about a sexually deprived woman fucking an animal.
>Yet the film is not honest enough to depict an animal we all recognise - like a gorilla or dog - instead it's a fantasy monster which takes the disgusting concept of zoophilia and moves it into safe fantasy territory.

Well, the ending is clear...

She is not a real woman, she was found in a river with scars in her neck, she was always one of the amphibian species

Well, then the intelligent mermaid fucks the less intelligent fishguy, doesn't change much about their dynamic. The issue isn't the interspecies sex, otherwise I'd have thought half the relationships in Mass Effect are disturbing. The issue is that he behaves like a monkey.

Remember this thing fucking it's daddy and then turning into male and fucking it's mommy?

>fucking it's mommy
More like raping.

The pitch of the movie was simple, what if the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Julie Adams fell in love? Who the fuck cares about beastiality.

A creature gets taken out of it's homeland and locked in a tank. Within 5 minutes of real human interaction, it learns sign language. It can also heal itself and others. Why do you think it isn't intelligent?

Because the only kind of communication it ever shows is repeating the gestures that Elisa teaches him. As OP mentioned there are monkey's who have come that far. Also, a truly intelligent creature wouldn't have killed and eaten Giles' cat, unless it was a complete savage and assumed humans keep cats in their house to have them for dinner.

You must have an unloving mother if she'd consider your sexual advances rape

Transpeople can't rape.

could have thought of it as a furry pest that was just being ignored

M-mommy doesn't love me? :(

Again, taken from its home and knows nothing of our world. Lives in South American rivers, gets threatened by a cat, kills it.

user, I understand you identify with its level of intelligence, but persons with average intelligence agree that its behavior is more comparable to an ape than an intelligent species like a human being. I'm glad you got some representation on TV though.

I love the Zelda x Shape of Water crossovers.

The Stars of Wars

It would have been better if Michael Shannon's character wasn't mustache twirling evil in every scene.

Yeah, it was SLIGHTLY over the top.

I have literally unironically seen this movie 7 times. I loved it. Most comfy kino I’ve seen in years

I was expecting him to be Abe Sapien smart, but mute, kinda dissapointed he ended up being more of a beast

I can still buy the friends being happy she finally got laid thou, both the maid and the old fag were also having severe mental health and emotional issues, so they are just happy because she "found love" at least

A friend of mine once found a schoolgirl fucking a dog. I think that women fucking dogs is much more common than people think.

DelTaco already did it with Pan's Labyrinth thou, after that it's easy to see the "happy ending" was just a fantasy

kinda forced yes, but the point was to show that the gay man wasn't in love or anything, he knew jack shit about the dinner guy, never really knew him until that day, didn0t even like the pie! he just went after him because he was hot, and his infatuation was destroyed when reality shat the fan

But that's what Shannon does best, over the fucking top villain! why limit him?

Mah nigga!

Here we can take off the mask and just share dank maymays.

This is sadly true...

His freak out moments were great. They would have been better if he was built up as a morally ambiguous person at the start. His introductory scene features sinister music as he walks in.

This is a movie that breaks conventions. It's a movie about a woman fucking a fish man. It could have left Shannon as a grey G-Man who thought what he was doing was for the benefit of his country.

The shape of too highly rated

>"No Leonard please dont hit me with the hammer"

Why does this thread have so many dubs.

I agree but it's basically set up like a fairy tale so I guess it's acceptable that he was 1 dimensional

I had had enough of it when he came on to Eliza. Too over the top. I also thought the sequence with the pie guy who was a racist homophobe was also a bit on the nose.

It's not even out yet. What the fuck are you faggots lying for?

I loved it, but i really wanted it to be abe

...are you serious?
It came out like months ago

Oh, it just hasn't come out in swedistan yet.

Is it popular?I’ve not seen any normies talking about it, in fact if I didn’t come on here, I probably wouldn’t know about it.

It seriously grossed like 30M in the US and its a total joke its going to win 12 Oscars.

Because girls want to fuck Demons and Monsters now.

Dude I even streamed it online.

It’s only well-received by critics

There are countless blog posts written by women explaining how they fuck their dogs, why, how good it is and why it's not dirty.

I wanted an Abe Sapien movie, and got a shitty Edward Scissorhands knockoff instead.

rebelcircus.com/blog/woman-sex-3-dogs-dog-sex-party-receives-no-jail-time/

It's not about Abe from Hellboy? FUCKING DROPPED

Actually, if you type this on google: blog post woman sex with dog

you open the gates of hell. But that redpill is real hard to swallow. When you fully accept that women really live according to "if no one knows, it didn't happen", everything is possible.

Excuse me?!? Edward Scissorhands was fucking precious.

>1960's Baltimore

Is the setting super relevant? I'm sure it never goes full 'Hairspray', but is there any 'Hon' or 'Ballmer' culture referenced?

>t. guy who is getting lunch at a RoFo.

Did you guys know they do chicken and waffles nowadays?!

Yes it was. Shape of Water was a clumsy fucking imitation.

The setting is only important because he tried to involve the cold war.

>Movie openly promoting bestiality and Marxism
Hmm.

Why is that ugly rat faced cunt so celebrated here is the real question 4/10 shudve never made it

I thought she was very strange looking in the movie but she looks okay outside of it.

This shit is just poetic bestiality.

t-this isn't a-actually true, r-right guys?

I'm sorry you had to find out this way user.

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