I'm thinking about watching this

Can you rate this show on a scale of 1 to 10 for the following

>waifu material

>cringiness

>being good

This will determine whether I watch the show

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0
10
0
Now go watch something better, OP.

8
8
8

Seems about right, at least when calibrated with modern cartoons.

fpbp in every way

10
4
6
I love the show but even i admit its got problems, especially with filler

Only my opinion but;

>6
>4
>7

A fine cartoon for this day and age.

Waif- 7, bound to find something you'll like
Cringe- 8, will definitely be hard at some points
Good- 6-8, varies a lot and at the moment I don't care much for it, the good parts are pretty hype though

Might as well go for it

go check out for yourself fag, other people's opinions will never 100% match yours

waifus - 1 at the start, 8 when peridot is introduced, 5 when she's barn'd

cringiness - 10 at the start, 2 by the end. Steven gets progressively less annoying.

being good - 3 at the start, then 7, then 4, then 9

Steven started annoying, got less annoying, then got actually good, now I feel like he's even more annoying than the start because then at least he had the excuse of being a dumb kid.
Whiny Steven is the worst thing ever, I do not give a shit, and his voice is so grating.

it's mediocre on average, but when it's good it's REALLY good. It has some "holy fuck" moments that will make you glad you got on the ride

It's 8 8 8

>waifu material
Not commenting

>cringiness
1

>being good
9

Steven Universe is a show about the criestal gems: Garnet, Armrest and Squidward. They babysit Steven Universe and go on adventures.

Garnet is the best one, she's cool and lets Steven have fun

Squidward has a crush on Steven's dead mom Mrs. Marshmallow. She's crazy.

Armrest is purple.

>light 5
>10
>0
>note: the SU fandom tried to make some one to kill themself

doesn't Sup Forums always do that?

9
3
10

People who don't like it don't watch it.

It's only funny when we do it.

5
3
9
Recommended.

>note: the TUMBLR SU fandom made someone attempt suicide
FTFY

Steven himself can be cringey, but it's balanced by the show overall having the least cringey, most realistic depiction of relationships I've ever seen in cartoons.

Like you know how almost every cartoon you've ever seen has this hamfisted romantic interest subplot shoehorned in that doesn't fit and isn't explored at all beyond superficial teenage cliches?

This show is the complete opposite of that.

youtube.com/watch?v=dHg50mdODFM

8
5
7

Pretty good. But not the best.

>waifu material
0
all waifus are annoying tumblr cunts or dykes
not the hot kind, either
>cringieness
pretty damned maxed out on the cringe factor
especially bad with a lot of the forced feminist talking points
>being good
2, and I'm being generous here
only thing consistently decent were the backgrounds, but even those got retarded (see pizzagelion)
the pacing is the thing of dogshit with some people's definition of an "epic plot" spaced like 5 episodes together surrounded by a dozen filler episodes about fucking townies
mixing that with horribly inconsistent character designs that change practically every episode, annoying to outright awful voice acting, music that ranges from decent-but-forgettable from admittedly good performers to shit, and just ugly character designs, you've got steven universe

but if you feel like embracing the fat acceptance, the injecting lesbians into everything, the hipster ukulele music, and everything else spoonfed to you by these jews, feel free

Its ridiculous for you to do this without accepting that the show takes a fairly miserable downturn starting in and continuing on after season 3. The peak of the show is when it was focusing on being comfy with a big backstory that it just alluded to here and there. The comfort will always be the best the show can achieve, and it drops it after a time.
>6
>4
>8 (again, only up to a point. No one thinks that show has maintained its quality. we're just stuck here for the memes and the porn)

>Shit pacing

This so much

>a lot of the forced feminist talking points
Never seen a single episode.

See this is incredibly superficial and cringy though. Its absolutely basic bitch emotional expression and only useful as "isnt this SOMEWHAT better than youd expect from a kids cartoon?" which has given this board so many issues in the past.

All hail the COMF
youtube.com/watch?v=Rdlc4b5NL5g

I can admit it when some say the show has shit pacing, like there's more episodes about the townies than the CG.

>feminist talking points
I watched every single episode of SU, i never saw a single "feminist talking point" in the entire show

I mean you're skipping like 5 episodes into a 7 episode character arc what the fuck do you expect to get. The Pearl arc goes in circles and the Lars arc is a mess and the Amethyst arc leads nowhere but Perridedemption is bar none the most perfect arc in the entire series, and probably one of the greatest shining examples of how to do a compact character redemption arc in all of western media (still obviously below pure gold like Zuko but whatever).

/thread

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> probably one of the greatest shining examples of how to do a compact character redemption arc in all of western media (still obviously below pure gold like Zuko but whatever).

Anyone else cringe at that? Im fine if it was just me but Ive been gone a while

This is my opinion
S1-S2 overall 7/10
Show had potential to be something great
S3-S4 avoid like a plague

honestly
3
10
5
season 1 is the best, since that point it's only overhyped events that never happen, and story that doesn´t go anywere.
i was a harcore fan until the begining of season 4

All character development is done through crying and singing. But seriously, the songs are a real strength of the show
youtube.com/watch?v=4yG8caPPY1Y

I mean do you have other good examples? I'm mainly talking about modern pop culture, like past 20 years, not really talking about the history of cinema or literature or shit like that.

>its another lets make a song about something that doesn't need one episode
oh by the way , last good song was Do it for her.

>waifu material
8
Good variety leads most people to find what they want.

>cringiness
10
The show has MESSAGES and LESSONS for you, and it's going to rub your face in them.

>being good
2
A fascinating sci-fi alternate history gets ignored 99% of the time for ham-fisted moralizing and MUH FEELINGS.

Just enjoy the porn.

Season 4 has the human zoo part though, which is probably my favorite part in all of Steven Universe

Some of the scenes there are truly intense

>>waifu material
3
>>cringiness
7
>>being good
4

>modern pop culture of the last 20 years
So kid cartoons? what else would you be personally including in that category?

when you set the bar that low, you're bound to be pleased with anything
>9/10 for being good
>you wot, m8
I watched enough to learn to despise it
>SU is TUMBLR
ftfy
>THEY HATE MEN???!!!???
>we just needed a reason to fuse
i'm sure there are other examples, but these are just the ones that immediately jump to mind
I did
she's a poor attempt at invader zim with a dumb personality

>People who don't like it don't watch it.
Fuck you. I've seen almost every episode. I keep watching because I want it to live up to its potential, but it fails me every time.

But at least that means I know how your parents feel about you.

5
8
7

cute, creative. good to watch if you're looking for a comfy time. don't expect anything super huge though :p

user, I'm so sorry that my show doesn't live to the hype

SU has turned a good deal of women gay.

5. Not bad, not good. Character designs are so ugly it's hard to care.
10. Nuclear levels of cringe. Pic related.
5. Some decent moments and some decent songs.

7/10
∞/10
-∞/10

Peridot had a great redemption arc, they just didn't know what to do with her afterwards.

Lars also had a great one. He went from someone the fandom despised to someone they adored.

Lapis hasn't had a proper arc but it should be coming up here shortly.

Television shows, movies, video games, etc. Just nothing that you'd consider "classics throughout history", because obviously one modern western cartoon made by some liberal art majors isn't going to stack up well against the entire western literary tradition.

#triggered

the scene you posted was a joke dude, and a funny one. Also that episode was great. If you'd posted the talent show one you'd have a better point.

How the fuck is this a "feminist talking point"???

In the context of the plot, Ronaldo came with a series of conspiracy theories about the "rock people". ronaldo's conspiracy was that they poison the water supply and hate men, which Steven refuted and very quickly showed Rolando his conspiracy is completely wrong.
How the fuck is this feminist in any way? just mentioning men is enough to make something feminist in your mind?

Like holy shit. you are trying way too hard user, SU contains no "feminist talking points"

So it's infinitely cringeworthy and great at the same time?

>being a tripfag
>feeding obvious "LOL I REPLIED TO THE WHOLE THREAD WHAT NOW" bait
plz leave and never come back

What happened

It's not the hype, you slack-jawed buffoon. It's a world that could have fascinating stories ranging from action yarns about gems versus the government, to deep explorations of the unhealthy side of fusion, like how Ruby and Sapphire could barely function during the baseball game. But instead we get townie filler, or touching on a deep subject before either wrapping it up with an unrealistic bow or backpedaling away from it. And for fuck's sake, why aren't the humans of this Earth doing in-depth investigations of the alien relics all over the place? In the real world, we put more effort into investigating fucking crop circles than SU humans do into investigating FLYING BUILDINGS. This show could be so much more, but instead if goes nowhere in a hurry.

>negative infinity out of 10 = great
????

Sorry but the zoo arc was only good for only two episodes at best and boy , what a disappointment it was for me.
Was the diamond song really necesary?
>Some of the scenes there are truly intense
no comments

Also OP , S1 and S2 had amazing scores.
youtube.com/watch?v=zmYPYGk9MWY&index=98&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr
youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw&list=PLH9BRUNzgPNDuqf1iUROXwJlEeK-LhFtr&index=99
youtube.com/watch?v=7W1UeYP9T7M

I legit don't know what happen to the score after S2 , it went to the shitter.

this I just posted it again to fix some typos

OP if you wanted a Steven Universe waifu thread you only had to ask

>Wakfu's Nox
>clearly insane and attempting to gain the power to travel back in time
>destroys countless civilizations and kills an entire species to achieve it
>rationalizes it by success = it never happened, failure = I couldn't care less about this world
>succeeds in doing what he was trying, but fails in doing it enough
>ends up hated by all but main character
>dies in his failure, but content in his final moments
that's just one example from a cartoon, but apparently comparing that piece of shit to someone with actual character depth beyond trying to be a meme is like comparing a decent author to JK Rowling

The diamond song was one of the best scenes, are you serious? i was at the edge of my seat expecting them to get caught at any moment

I agree that the show isn't living up to its narrative potential, but I personally blame the 12 minute episode format, which is pure cancer, and really not the fault of the creators. It's just the state of the industry right now.

>I watched two episodes and got mad that a black lady was the leader.

Didn't notice the negative.

you sound like an easily pleased tumblrite
nothing's stopping them from making part 1/x episodes anytime they want a longer narrative

I'm not easily pleased. it was legitimately one of my favorite scenes in SU ever.

The diamond song is god tier

Nox isn't an example of a redemption arc bro

>The diamond song is god tier
Shit taste. There are some great songs in this show, but that was not one of them.

SAME SHIT
DIFFERENT TOILET

it was garbage , at least for me
has no reason more than
>Steven can now escape
Not every talk need to be a song , same reason why i hate Stronger than you.

why bring harambe into this argument?

>nothing's stopping them from making part 1/x episodes anytime they want a longer narrative

Yeah, the 12 minute episode format is. There has to be a coherent, self contained 12-minute conflict that's introduced, climaxed, and resolved, every time, and that leaves little room to advance the overarching plot.

They still manage it though, which is frankly amazing.

>Negative theoretical numbers

they managed to make a piece of shit
it's like your argument. you could have given me an actual answer, but instead you basically said "they can't do it because they can't do it"

>positive numbers can be infinite, but negative numbers must have some arbitrary cap

INFINITY IS NOT A NUMBER ITS A LIMIT YOU DOUBLE NIGGERS

It's a rating not math you dildo sucker.

You're fun to tease.

>waifu
6
>cringe
8
>being good
8

Hey man i browse Sup Forums regularly, you may disagree with my taste but i know alot of music and i think the Diamond Song was great.

Also the entire scene with the diamond song was really intense, as i said earler i was at the edge of my seat expecting them to get caught

>Hey man i browse Sup Forums regularly
Oh shit, we've got a musical badass here!

That's not what i meant.
I just meant to say that even if you disagree with my taste, it's just my taste.

I wanted to show the fact i loved the diamond song wasn't due to lack of musical knowledge. Sup Forums is my main board

9
3 (10 for fandom)
7.5

Based on those scales you won't like the show. The show is designed to hit it's specific target audience, everything from the art style to the writing. Whether or not it's "good" is irrelevant, SU will almost always capture it's target audience and be offputting to everyone else.

>waifu material
0
>husbando material
8

>cringe
4

>being good
6 or 7, it sometimes jumps up or steeps down

The episodes are 10 minutes. My advice is binge watch the first several episodes. If you get to "Steven's Lion" and you're still not sold on it, it's probably not for you. It's less time commitment than watching a movie, and will give you a good taste of the show..

Huge SU fag here. This is a good answer.

m8 the episodes are 11 minutes long, just watch one or two and make your own opinion. Or you can make shit threads and be a fag, your choice OP.