What's the worst movie you've seen?

What's the worst movie you've seen?

It doesn't count if its "good because its bad" like Sharknado or VHS.

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The Fall, Juno, American Honey, Baby Driver, and I Saw the Devil are the worst movies I've ever seen.

really hard to pinpoint. i do remember watching "the chaperone" starring triple h. it wasnt even so bad its good. it was just bad and depressing

I watched this while recovering from having my wisdom teeth taken out. Probably the worst experience of my life.

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Broken (2006)
American Psycho 2
'Parody' movies (Epic Movie, Scary Movie..)
Son of the Mask
Catwoman

>Parody movies
I wanna say Super Hero Movie was the worst of the bunch.

I thought The Break-up was okay

Hooking Up
it is on netflix and me an my friends play a game to find the worst movies possible.
I didn't have an answer to the "worst movie" question until I saw this film.

Not trolling but, the new Blade Runner is the worst movie I've ever seen because it was such a disappointment.

I enjoy bad movies from 50's-80's because they were so bad that they are fun to watch. However, Manos the hand of faith is just the worst crap i have ever seen (excluding college garbage arthouse movies). There is so much wrong with it that the awesome villain can't even save it.

Movie 43 and the Shallows

the Break-Up was a decent film

Armageddon, Transformers, Man of Steel, Kick-Ass

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Trainwreck

The Force Awakens

People are talking about movies here that they're seen that were memorably bad, but the true winners should be movies that were so mediocre that you wasted 2 hours or 10 bucks on them and got literally nothing. Even a "____ Movie" or a Movie 43 or shit like that can at least be mocked. Something like pic related, you go and can't remember the movie the next day. This may have been the worst thing I've seen in a theater.

Muhulland Drive and Grand Canyon

"B-but it's so funny to make fun of and laugh at!"
Always hated that excuse for this movie. Yeah, I get it, you saw the MST3K episode. Now try watching the actual film with its shit lighting and no dialogue and 15 minute empty scenes.

Moulin Rouge! (haaated the editing, same w/ Michael Bay movies)

Superhero movie was one of the best what are you even talking about, Leslie Nielsen was fucking hilarious in it, date move was probably the worst or epic movie.

stepbrothers
i seriously can't understand how people think it's funny. it's so fucking stupid. I'm 26 years old. When it came out i was in high school and everyone thought it was hilarious. There are so many better comedies like old school, bad santa and tropic thunder.

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there are some bad movies where you can get an enjoyable time out of because they are silly, or you can make jokes, and so on. Then there are bad movies that you watch with the intention of enjoying its failure, but it is so abysmally devoid of any redeeming value - so dull as to even escape proper mockery - that the only thing you are left with is the masochistic satisfaction of having fully experience such a traumatic feature. Manos is one of those films.

A toss up between Hancock and Crank 2.

That one with the blonde teenage girl in a schoolgirl outfit fighting loads of shit.

kill bill

either 50 First Dates or Cloverfield

that britbong movie with samuel jackson?

Sucker Punch. I had to google it.

Nocturama, fucking piece of shit.

ew old witch face gross makeup NLS

wasnt anistons tits leaked from this movie

that alone is enough to redeem it

This. Absolutely terrible

Terminator: Salvation
Prometheus
The Force Awakens

Nothing even comes close to this.

Blair Witch Project was pretty bad, but I think the hype surrounding it made it worse by comparison.

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That's a good movie imo

This utter fucking trash is a candidate.

yeah i remember that. i didn't think it was terrible because i went in expecting it to be like shoot em up or john wick

>AINT IT COOL NEWS

>DUDE KIDS THESE DAYS LMAO
If I wanted to listen to an unfunny old jew bitch about technology for two hours I'd go to a retirement home.

>wearing a shirt to a water park

who even does this

Frances Ha

Fat people.

Anchorman 2

Rocknrolla. Literally every scene . Every fucking line is tiresome .
Guy Richie flogged his horse to death

>fat people
> niggers
> Mexicans

Unironically Blade Runner

I even kinda enjoyed 3 as a kid, but this one was just pathetic

Whiplash
Jurassic World
Transformers 2
Sully
Lucy
Captain Fantastic
Ladybird
The most recent Resident Evil movie

>t.loner

Watch Revolver with the commentary on. It's abysmal.
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Kys

Not even kidding, I found this to be irredeemable garbage.

I genuinely wondered why it was made.

A bad drama, horror, action or romance movie can be so bad it's amusing, a bad comedy is just embarrassing

true. i still have superior taste in film though

I forgave that turd because it was all shot in a studio on the cheap and he was trying to do something artsy and pretentious. Rocknrolla must have had a load of cash splashed on it and it's fucking awful . Dreadful

Worst piece of shit media I've ever seen

The worst part is the blatant false advertising. "Hey lets run this spot everywhere of the kangaroo talking" and then its in the movie for a minute long scene.

Now you see me

Even Showgirls at least had something going for it; Reality Bites is Trust Fund Kids Whine For Almost An Hour And A Half, Fuck, Call It A Comedy Why Not?

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MONEY TRAIN and THE PURGE are the only two movies I've ever seen that made me want to ask for my money back

I don't care if it's not bad for the critics, but there's no movie I hate more than Bram Stoker's Dracula (the Francis Ford Coppola one). I cringe every time I get anywhere near that flick.

all of the matrix series

The 51st state

I'll second Hancock. Complete garbage.

COMPLETE waste of time. Pretentious, confusing, boring rubbish

Hancock is definitely a pathetic excuse of a movie.

Some literally who protestant flicks that my protestant uncle forces me to watch.

It was pretty disappointing

I'd say hail Caesar was the worst for me recently

Has Jennifer Aniston ever even made anything decent? Or at least her performance in it?

Stand back noobs, this is the biggest pile of horseshit you're gonna find. I watched large chunks at double speed and still found it slower then Katie Prices kids.

the snow white and the huntsman sequel...

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I hate that I used to find these parody movies funny.

>bait

this is a complete mess, I don't even know what it was about

I recently saw a matrix rip off starring Christian bale . That was even worse

almost all of them are shit, but Not Another Teen Movie still holds up

>"""""""""""""""outrageous"""""""""""""" comedy

>F3 jack and Jill
>Nothing
come on people

that and of course The Last Jedi from the stuff I saw recently

epic movie is the least worst of that series not like thats saying much but Crispin Glover elevates things

Pic related is the absolute worst of the worst from those guys; it's on a whole other level. Can't stand it.

poor Kevin Sorbo, he's fallen so far

Snakes on a train
Independent's day (not independence day)
Pic related
King Arthur
Wonder Woman

>not liking Crank 2
Fucking brainlet.

Does The Aristocrats even count as a movie? It's more like a documentary I guess, but it's fucking awful.

Literally what's wrong with Hancock?

There's nothing worse than a bad comedy. A truly awful movie in any other genre becomes unintentionally funny, it can be enjoyable to watch just to laugh at it and mock the hell out of it. That doesn't work with a bad comedy. When somebody's trying really hard to be funny and completely failing, it's just painful to watch

How the fuck did they get everyone to sign on?

That is bad, but not Vampires Suck bad.

I honestly hated Spotlight. It's so heavy handed, so unsubtle, horrible moral, so-so acting from great actors and the worst sin of it all it's boring as fuck and ends nowhere. It's so fucking shit.

I saw this shit in theaters, not a single person laughed and I'm pretty sure one person straight up walked out.

>Hugh Jackman was the first actor cast, after reading the script and agreeing to be a part of the film. After talking to the multiple agents of Kate Winslet, she eventually agreed to take part. The Winslet-Jackman sketch was shot shortly after, and became the reel to attract other A-list stars. It was then that stars approached to the project actually wanted out: Richard Gere at first said yes—but also said he would not be available for more than a year. So the producers actually waited him out, convinced his sketch was good. Gere eventually told them he was free to shoot, on just a couple of conditions: They had to do it in four days, and they needed to relocate the shoot from Los Angeles to New York City. Colin Farrell initially agreed to be in the Gerard Butler leprechaun sketch as Butler's character's brother, also a leprechaun, but he backed out and Butler played the brother himself. Peter Farrelly later said, "They clearly wanted out! But we wouldn't let them. The strategy was simple: 'Wait for them. Shoot when they want to shoot. Guilt them to death.' It didn't work on everyone."

The Nicholas Cage version of the wicker man, it's terrible.