As a thank you for the user who recommended me Jonah Hex, here is a storytime of my favorite story

As a thank you for the user who recommended me Jonah Hex, here is a storytime of my favorite story.

Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.

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>Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.
Yeah, they're both even huge racists.

maybe I should have storytime literally the previous issue then.

why would anyone call Hex racist if not for bait, though?

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I am aware that Palmiotti is basically ripping off Priest, but it works

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Lurkin

you damn right should
I will storytime the one issue moar due to that user baiting me, but after that, I'll need a drink

also... Gulacy
Paul Gulacy

Gulacy should have done much more hex

Hiro should change the storytime rules for Sup Forums

I wouldn't post the comments, if not for the time between posts that it takes to upload the pic and post

How do you mean

I mean, the way it was before.
I think that Hiro is a smart lad, and he understands what makes Sup Forums tick the right way

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60 second cooldown with the capcha sucks. I want to do JLA/Avengers one day, but it will take over four RL hours if timed each post perfectly.

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and it never ain't no perfect, no sir

I'll certainly have to get some guest appearances of hex for sure

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end of story one

and now, for the racist story, as drawn by Phil "Sup Forumstard/" Noto

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I would storytime the cannibal story, but fuck it.
I need a drink

>>Hex is DC's Clint Eastwood, to put it short.

Way to make Jonah Hex sound gay

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bump

If Eastwood is gay, then I don't want to be straight

Exactly.

Not saying Eastwood is gay, jut you saying that.

We all know who Jonah Hex is, he's a gunslinging mercenary badass of the west.

>He's DC's Clint Eastwood
Fuck off

also, this is the best of Noto's art for Hex. his other issues were complete crap artistically

Do you have 4chanX installed at least? You can queue images up with it, and half-autopost. You still have to manually do the captcha

Well, after What if AvX, Palmiotti is as good as dead for me. It's just that it's hard to fuck up a Hex story.

>Do you have 4chanX installed at least?
No. I know what it is, it's just that my body is not ready. Yet.

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This is some fucking hot summer, don't know about you folks, but I'll sure as hell going to drink something after I'm done, you varmints

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and that's it
finally, some alcohol for my veins

So if we keep calling Hex a racist will you keep storytiming, or what

I'm done. I moved to... something else, if you know what I mean

cross burning?

well, that's a weird way to describe an activity, when one person stimulates the lower parts of the body

It kinda sucks. On Sup Forums you have like 30 seconds of downtime between posts. Not that I post there or anything...

bump

Hex yeah!