How did you do that

how did you do that

Your Purple Drank, sir

I filled the popcorn bucket from this machine behind me, which draws up the freshest popcorn from the mines beneath the kinoplex. Is this your first time here, sir?

You seem to be missing my crab legs, Robert.

surprise, bitch. i ate dem crab legs

Thanks Robert, you're the only reliable person in my life, thanks for temporarily suspending the no singles policy for me.

Unfortunately for you user, Black Panther is sold out. But maybe I could be your black panther tonight...

I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

You've changed, Robert.

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Or maybe only now do you truly see him.

He looks like he fucks white girls

Robert, can you recommend a flick for me and my sister to watch?

What's wrong with my wife, Robert?

Robert has a black girlfriend, to whom he is loving and faithful.

>Doc's Oyser House
>DOH
>D'oh
>(annoyed grunt)
>E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Formerly Chuck's Oyster House?

Uh, excuse me. But Robert and his fiance Tamisha are a lovely couple

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copy that

Could've sorn they were married

Sorry sir here at the kinoplex we only show kinos

Your crab legs, sir! Sorry for the wait. They've been boiled and seasoned with salt, pepper, and organic BLACK semen.

I've missed this Robert....ever since we had our time in the prison showers.

Where's the registry, I want to buy Robert a wedding gift

Who orders nacho cheese with their curly fries?

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NO! U STUPID NIGGA! i tell u i order da sushi surprise, not dis stupid nigger food. u rucky i no sue u ass, bitch!

Found da nigga ner been Arby's.

g-gee, Robert...I don't know...

What happened to you Robert, I remember when this used to be a family joint.

Who's this jungle bunny serving my popcorn? I bet he spat it in.

How DARE you speak to Robert that way

Robert there better not be any imitation crab meat in my bucket this time or I'm going to have to take it up with your manager and I'd hate to put you through that.

No sir! All of the Kinoplex's crab meat is harvested fresh

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the popcorn, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There he stood in the doorway, I heard the ticket bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"

Then he gave me a ticket and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Kino California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of crab at the Kino California
Any time of year
You can find it here

His mind is Manager-twisted, he's got all the Mont Blanc pens
He's got a lot of patrons and co-workers, he calls friends
How they work in the lobby, sweet summer sweat
Some work to remember, some work to forget

So I called up the Doorman, "1 ticket for October Sky"
He said, "We haven't had that movie here since 1999"
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Kino California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Kino California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling, the crab legs on ice
And he said: "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in the manger's office, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Halt!" said the virgin guard, "We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!"

But Hotel California has nothing to do with The Shining

1/10

>not we havnt had that kino here

>not a ticket for Vanilla Sky

>1 ticket for vanilla sky
>we haven't had that kino here since 2001
Rolls off the tongue

2spooky4me