What would Seinfeld be like today?

what would Seinfeld be like today?

All of these unfunny modern seinfeld memes revolve around modern technology even though that was rarely the case in the original show.

A less crass It's Always Sunny.

gee its almost as if technology plays a major role in society compared to just twenty years ago

Elaine is #metoo'd at work and her boss isn't sure if she should punish her or not. Jerry and Kramer get into trouble after accidentally walking through a PRIDE parade to cross the street, leading the gay Cuban couple to threaten them on twitter and getting them branded hate mongers on the local news.

jery get ipad

>Michael Richards branded as a hate monger

Totally unrealistic.

It was rarely central to the episode. The lazy faggots who make these can't seem to get further than "wouldn't it be wacky if kramer had bitcoin lol". It's the same joke over and over and over.

>You can’t swipe
Fels liek a bad imitation of Seinfeld. They would work up to that. First, Jerry would ask about a seemingly minor detail like it was the natural follow up
>Well, did you hold out the phone or did she grab it
Or something.

there were multiple episodes about answering machines

He was ahead of his time in calling out disgusting whores for their dangerous cock mileage and honestly disturbing beefed out vagins.

Jerry get ipad

Jerry would be recast as a spic, Kramer would be a nigger and Elaine would be a lesbian. George would remain the same and be the brunt of all their "le stupid white male" jokes.

That's what all of these are. One character says something, then the other character repeats it incredulously, because that happened a handful of times on the entire run of Seinfeld. It's all these lazy faggots can come up with. Shitty parodies.

Pretty much.

>If only there were a horrible name that I could call you that would make you as angry as I am!

>George is trans
>Elaine becomes a lesbian and marries Susan
>episodes about how they have to be more racially sensitive
Fuck the 2010s. Long live the 90s.

>seinfeld with le epic 4channer memes
Praise KEK my good sir!

Jerry uses Uber to book a ride and is picked up by Kramer driving Jerry's car

jery buy bitcoin

You know the amount of times a woman has had sex has no effect on her pussy looks, right

I can so picture that in Kramer's voice
>"with a POWER drill.

>missing the joke on a chinese cartoon board for racists

Kramer does a comedy show and gets heckled then starts shouting nigger

Edgy.

I mean.... you post on this website too

>Elaine goes to namibia for a catalogue thing
>gets decapitated and raped, in that order
>10% of sales from the catalogue go to a donation in her name
>thru some craziness Newman and Kramer are in charge of the donation foundation and its a huge ponzi scheme
>its explained this is what they've been doing the entire time to fund their shenanigans
>selling drugs and other conspiracies were seeded by them, thru george
>george was just an elaborate conman specializing in the longcon, doing jobs for Newman and Kramer to gaslight Jerry
>Even with all the money from the ponzi scams, Newman and Kramer have been spending almost all the money trying to gaslight Jerry into insanity so he'd be out of the picture
>Jerry knows whats going on and is documenting and enduring it as a long form performance piece/abstract personally perscribed therapy
>Jerry, grown numb to all sensation from delving to the depths of human suffering and surfaced, decides to end it all in the sublimest way possible
>he concocts a evening of watching youtube videos with the gang and gives them suspicious drinks
>Jerry makes a grand toast with heavy allusions to malice and betrayal, culminating in nervous hurrahs
>Jerry drinks his drink and gazes around to view everyone making their way the ufoheaven in the sky
>no one else is drinking
>panic ensues and Jerry cackles
>"the drink is the antidote you dummies! its too late now, your all dead!"
>no one dies
>Jerry slowly slumps over doing a badum bum! drum thing with the emoji okay tears laughing bullshit
>test results show the drinks were poisioned, but only Jerry's
>in Jerry's dropbox is a suicide note about hating everyone, but himself the most.
>turns out Elaine is okay, it was just fake news. She was just fucking black guys.

Unfortunately, far too many actually believe this and will defend it.... as well Poe's Law too.

>beefed out vagins.
labia dont plump up from sex mate. usually when you a pornstar with her inner labia super exposed its because she had her outer lips cut off because mentally ill women think it looks good

>the gang are in line waiting for black panther tickets
>George starts shucking and jiving he's so excited
>hordes of angry niggers tar and feather all four of them and run them out of town

But his main website is about something else.
Soy, for example.

and there are plenty of dirty old whores who retained their innies

you realize the biggest losers on the planet post here right? Sup Forums obsesses about masculinity as a projection because everybody knows the people who post here are generally angry, lonely, unemployed, socially awkward, virgins, etc. no healthy, successful man is posting on this board. at least not very many

i mean, the biggest chads on Sup Forums are on /fit/ and theyre still terrified of socially interacting with normies

Kramer mistakenly walks into a showing of black panther and has a mental breakdown

/fit/ aren't chads, they're like Sup Forums with a lot less racism

This could actually be a Seinfeld dialogue.

but that makes no sense, if porn stars (who have a lot of sex) get them cut off then they must be horrible looking

Roastie is a fun meme though.

I'm not a loser. I am just a late bloomer.

Sup Forums would bitch about it no matter what. even if larry david wrote and directed everything himself. Sup Forums would still whine about it losing it's edge or something. as if one of the most normie shows in existence has any edge.

...

hello, lady :)

wtf I hate Seinfeld now

You actually believe this? lmao

ill show you the billboards for vaginal tightening surgery if you want to

Jerry goes to blockbuster but it's not there anymore :^(
so he tries to bring it back or something

>New Yorkers
>Jews
HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND HERE
IS THIS REAL

why does the roastie term make women seethe so much?

Guys are naturally obsessed with youth. It's why a lot of people prefer shaved cunts than not.

0/10

>Kramer is a jew
since when?

HES A NIGGER HES A NIGGER

In real life Kenny Kramer is Jewish, but in the show Kramer isn't. In one ep Kramer ran a Jewish singles night party and he said that he wasn't Jewish.

Underrated post

>t. virgin

I will never stop finding it funny how upset roasties get over the word roastie. We KNOW it isnt anatomically accurate. That isn't the point.

why do people try to fit in on Sup Forums by shitting on it?
is it because it's as contrarian as you can get? this website is funny as fuck

A R B Y S
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Wasn't there an entire episode where they were lost in a parking garage?

>We KNOW it isnt anatomically accurate
But you really don't. So many angry virgins learn about sex from memes. They think it's true. And saying something you know is wrong doesn't make you a winner. It makes you sound like an idiot who's never had sex.

Every time I see/hear people talk about trying to write fanfiction Seinfield set in today it's always the cringiest fucking jokes imaginable it makes me like the original show less too. No fucking way George or Jerry would take cellphones and social media seriously they would laugh at that shit and then ask each other why they aren't getting any actual phone calls anymore.

More like /r9k/

T. Arby's roastbeef sandwich whore

for

>onlypretending.png

>It makes you sound like an idiot who's never had sex.
how the fuck will i ever recover

>merely pretending

>But you really don't
prove it bucko

Those must be some real curtains. Do they get flopping around on windy days? It must sound like a wet towel dropping on the floor.

KEK. this is gold

bork laser

>i'm going to lie to people online but i know i'm not lying and that is somehow funny
Let me try:

2+2=6 (lol it's true comedy because I know that's not the right answer. it'll be funny to see you reply though. you think i'm stupid because the only available information you have about me is what I tell you. jokes on you!)

>It makes you sound like an idiot who's never had sex.

>roastie gets mad at being called a roastie
>comeback is "lol I had so much more sex than you"
hahaha

>they haven't participated in one of life's most important experiences as a young adult
>they totally missed the opportunity because insecurity and poor social skills
>they'll never get it back
>but at least there's memes
lol

are you really that insecure that people have come up with a meme about nasty ass beef flaps?

I dont know whats worse, how angry you are or the very idea that a woman is posting on Sup Forums.

If you virigins aren't mad, why do you keep replying? LOL

don't call me that

because this is autism and i genuinely don't understand what you're so salty about. i haven't seen anyone be so mad about a meme in a while desu.

I'm just meming bro. You're the one who's mad because you haven't had sex. Just calm down, I'm sure you'll get some soon.

>lemon tree very pretty
>Elaine sexy voicemail
>Kramer missing in LA /mistaken for killer
>Jerry calls in a bomb threat
>the mail never stops!

And that's just off the top of my head becsuse I'm a phone poster right now

this shit is so stupid
in case you haven't noticed, a lot of Sup Forums comdedy is straight up extreme irony nowadays. exaggerated memes are new meta. if you still get upset by people pretending to be retarded and trolling, i don't know what to tell you...
i also want you to know that half of the Sup Forums posts are actually people just false-flagging

Space pen, the organizer

>u never had sex

lmao whatev, roastee

no one here is anti-sex, just anti porking an old sleeping bag

>being tricked by Jews into having sex before marriage is something to be proud of
I'm sure the 2.5 minutes of pleasure you had were worth ruining your life over

If you get upset that I pointed out there's no practical difference between pretending to be retarded, and being retarded, I don't know what to tell you. Stay mad.

t. Dan

If you're a virigin and you know it, reply to this

i never once stated in my post that i partake in that, i just told you what happens. nice projection though, clearly i'm the one who's mad and not you

>the absolute state of this femanon
holy fucking cringe

clap your hands

i originally thought we called them roasties because they were pigs.

if you reply to yourself will it fix your trainwreck of a vag?

Oh it's bait.

>clearly i'm the one who's mad and not you
At least you're admitting it.

If you're a virgin and you know it and you really want to show it. If you're a virgin and you know it, reply to this

there is literally nothing wrong with having longer labia, and having more sex does not stretch or enlarge a woman's vagina in any way.

'raises paw"