You are given 1 billion dollars to build your dream theater. What do you put in it?

You are given 1 billion dollars to build your dream theater. What do you put in it?

falcon pits
crab mines
Robert legs
anvil showers

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naked black girls everywhere

a sign out front that says "No Darkies"

a system across my chain of cinemas where every black person going to see Black Panther at it's midnight release has to solve an IQ test and get at least 100 or a noose automatically lynches them

>Blade runner 2049 showers
>that crab leg processing machine in lieu of a concession
>300 tons of blasting caps for the popcorn mines
>the rest used to purchase various kernal deposits across the country

also an after market suicide booth replacing every metal detector (activates if occupant is found to be single)

crabs with a thousand legs each

they shall be called millicrabs and I will double my investment via farming them

an awesome imax theater

it's a simple chair a dest and a laptop and I leave with the remaining 999 999 899.99$

a bar with 100+ beers on draft, comfy leather seats, a full kitchen, and it only plays films made from 1930 to 1970.

Basically that palace in Caligula where they have all the orgies.

>watching flicks on a laptop

A shitty particle board table and a tv set with a DVD player connected to it

But the chair would be 100% encrusted diamonds. So it doesn't matter where I go, I'll have a mobile billion dollar theater
Even if I'm watching a movie on a kindle fire

A strict singles only policy

I don't watch movies so I'd just move my stuff in there so I don't have to live with mum, and shitpost on the big screen.

I build a feed & seed with an outdoor theatre.

>buy out beach neighborhood in hawaii and forcefully evict current tenants
>build semi open aired theatre on beach
>have terraced seats with a hotub/pool/whatever at top
>possibly have a small lifting area off to the sides in the back with power rack and bench or some faggy eliptical

Based

Probably just build a private theater for me and my friends/family.

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A trampoline so you can bounce around while enjoying a flick. You can also toss tires at other people on their trampolines.