Just coming to mow your lawn marty

>just coming to mow your lawn marty

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>i dont ever want you around here mowing my lawn
>i like mowing MY lawn

who was in the wrong here?

Just coming to mow my files marty

>just cumming into and mowing your wife marty

>tfw partner is the michael jordan of being a lawn-mowing son of a bitch

I understand that this question is the latest meme, but I think we can all definitely say that Rust was in the wrong

everyone was in the wrong

>past a certain age, a man without a lawn to mow can be a bad thing

What’s wrong with helping out your bud who’s super busy by mowing his lawn

>mowing the lawn was a joke

anyone here /lawn/?

Just coming to fuck your wife marty

Hank! That crazy guy is mowing your lawn!

Haven’t had to lately because of the cold weather, but I’m looking forward to throwing on a tank top, putting my earphones in and mowing on a nice sunny day

It's true, I live in an apartment with no lawn to mow, life has no meaning.
Hank knew this

>coworker you don't really get along with drops by your house when you aren't there
>mows your lawn
>hangs out with your smokin hot wife
plus marty really liked mowing his lawn, it was mean to mow it for him

>just coming to take off your mask marty

is iced tea the optimal post lawn mowing beverage?

Just coming to check these trips Marty

>Iced tea
what the fuck is that you yankee scum?

>I was driving by your beautiful lawn, Marty, and I detected some stridency. Started feeling a little apoplectic.

what the actual fuck did he mean by this tho

>I know what happens next

writers who think it's realistic to have a character who cheats on his wife who's near 10/10 in looks

>you mow the lawn in a flat circle

>season two
>even ironically

t.virgin

I need to watch this season again

that happens all the time though

My front lawn is at an incline so it's impossible to mow. I've been considering getting a scythe for a while. Presenting a nice lawn is important.

>there will never be a prequel season about undercover biker rust
why even live

>just taking back my freedom, marty

Fuck off only bad part was faggot cop otherwise it was like Chinatown.

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Pure erudite lawn mowing.

he was the most interesting character desu

fuck off only good part was episode 3's beginning

Would you fuck her in the ass?

Marty's wife had a better ass though?

Why did Rust mow his lawn in the first place? Surely he would know that visiting a man's house while he's not there without even asking and doing shit around the house is a no-go zone?

>liking season 1 despite the last 2 episodes

>disliking the best part of the only good season

this to the max
maggie was hotter than both the girls marty cheated with. Daddario obviously has master tit game, but her ass is pathetic. We obviously can infer Marty is a tit man. Rust is obviously an ass man, as we see when he fools around with maggie. This for some reason makes perfect sense and I would probably bet money pizzaman did this knowingly

jesus fuck i used way too many adverbs
sorrry its late

If he's a tit man why did he go for the second girl?

that's a different story, involving his masculinity. his wife emasculates him, so he originally goes to daddario. Who turns out to be a twisted version of "strong woman" and suddenly demands respect. so in the end he resolves to fucking a girl who is basically a child, who regards him as a hero and won't challenge him or demand respect. She is completely submissive to him, but as we see in his reaction to her assfuck invite, this might not be what he wants. As maggie says, marty never knew what he wanted.

the tits/ass theory doesn't apply to all of marty's and rust's love interests, but I think it's a small purposeful thing nonetheless.

good analysis

Brainlet detected

he was shooting at God... that's deep, bros

Nah dude he has just trying to mow Marty's lawn with the bullets

>So Marty... I guess we've finally become true detectives.
stopped watching right there

>stopped watching right there

good, because season 2 is shit.

>credits at the end of episode 8
what the fuck? I cancelled my hbo subscription.

succinct af man

that reply ruined all shooting at god threads for me. it will never be beaten.

whos face that supposed to be?

why did he get a tattoo that says "soup"

I think this guy might be a nazi

bump

It's an angel.

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GOD ISN'T REAL *burp MARTY WUBALUBADUBDUB

what was the lawn a metaphor for

pusy!

stale unfunny stupid and outdated and still i laughed

>just coming to mow your wife's lawn marty

>Do we realize the best years we have while we're in them or is it just hindsight?

Best line.

I'd mow her lawn.

> season 2 wasn't a continuation of the first one
> Don't get to see Marty and Rust actually go after the secret society of paedophiles
> All we are left with is them catching some redneck inbred in the woods

wasn't very satisfying desu

That the point bud
>This is a world where nothing is solved
>Time is a flat circle, this will happen again

fuck someone post vince posting i can't do it but it's hilarious.

Rust’s

I still have all my key chains, Rey, never once had a house key.

Life dealt me a bad hand, ray, but I worked at it. I got all the cards together until I became the fuckin' dealer.
But now we're playin' chess.

monitoring for more vinceposting

They say a wise man thinks himself to be a fool but a fool thinks himself to be a wise man. Well I'm at my wits end Ray and I think fool's are winning out.

I don't have time for this Ray. My tires are spinning, my engine is running but I'm sitting on black ice.

Casper knew this.

based

great post

It's a dog eat dog world Ray, and I'm the fucking chinaman.

Listen to me. I'm a fucking banana tree, Ray. Every day my business grows, and I absorb the information around me. My roots go down to China. People try to cut me down, and they can't. The Mexicans, the Russians... They all want what I'm growing here. They're not even the ones I'm worried about. Those fucking kike niggers, they want to steal my fucking bananas. And they're succeeding. We need to turn them into fertiliser, at least that way they'll be contributing in a meaningful way. We will grow from this, Ray.

They say the grass is greener on the other side, Ray. I've been mowing those lawns all my life, until you look over the fence and see it's a walmart.
Casper knew this.

>HELP HELP
>THE LAWN HAS FALLEN