Jackass

What is the best Jackass moment and why is it the Riot Test?

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it was moments like this that showed that knoxville was on another level in terms of having brass balls

>and for our next bit, I'm gonna blindfold myself and have this bull murder me!

madman

bungie wedgie and that one where they bait people into reading a love letter on a hotel wall and the print gets smaller and smaller so they have to keep getting closer to it to read it. then a giant boxing glove punches through from the other side of the wall and sends them flying.

the one where bam turns into a fat bloated alcoholic and gets his ass kicked in Iceland

the raging bull see-saw bit was up there as well

I always thought this seemed tame relative to some of the crazier things they did desu. I'd probably do it just to get an out on some other things.

TAKE THAT YOU WHITE CRACKAZ THAS WHAT IT FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU TRY TO CONTROL ALL US PEACEFULLY RIOTING KANGZ #WAKANDA4EVA

Don't forget the High Five
>I can't believe I fell for the soup
>They were like "We need you to bring this tray of soup over here"
Ehren is legit retarded.

I may be a simple man of equally simple tastes but for me its the classic Wee Man and Preston switcharoo sketches, in particular the portapotty

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Preston is underrated.

Which ones are not tame then?

Putting that faggot Bam in a snake pit or any other things they did to fuck with him specifically.

I agree that Bam crying is always the best segment.

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The one where knoxville almost fucking dies and just laughs it off

Unfortunately his penis isn't

His penis is better now, they fixed it. Mostly.

dude doesn't even get knocked down holy shit

He's basically Plastic Man. You cannot destroy him.

I’M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND I’M GOING TO PAGE 10

I have no idea whats going on here

>Wee Man laughs at Ehren for being retarded to bring in the soup
>but says nothing about being asked to stand on a chair in the middle of the hallway to read a Valentine letter taped to the wall written in progressively tiny font

That device is basically a claymore mine surrounded by rubber bullets. It's designed to stop large numbers of rioters from breaking into embassies and shit. It's "less lethal" in that it's not intended to kill people but they have.

>Wow, that almost killed me
>But it didn't work so let's do it again

Not so fast Knoxville!

This is the stunt that almost killed him, right? He like broke his penis and still needs a catheter every day. I forget if that was he same stunt.

Did you just wake up from your coma? It's Knoxville.

>I'm not out
>I'm still not out

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The number of stunts they have done with bulls with no one getting seriously hurt defies all odds.

Nah that was this one

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no, that was when he tried to backflip on a dirt bike and instead it flew up into the air and fell back down onto his cock

fucking love how knoxville doesnt have a fullmask, so hes covering his face with his hand

He has NO mask. He also wanted to do a stunt where they shot him with a beanbag slug from a shotgun but they wouldn't allow it because the chance of dying was too high.

what's the extent of this injury
looks bad

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I have this weird feeling that if Johnny ever got shot in the head or something he’d probably walk away laughing about it.

>Is Butterbean okay?
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he probably would

fuck

>has a concussion and has to go to the hospital
>Still making jokes and keeping the bit going
What a fucking hero

fucking sides

/fit/ btfo

compound fractured ass?

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>don't hit me with your purse this time
knoxville is the maddest man

>this is the last time you're kicking my ass

>Football is a game of physics
>Speed and velocity equals that

I always hope that Butterbean is nice to Johnny after this.

how is knoxville not fucking dead or paralyzed
people get put on feeding tubes for much less

Hey I'm posting on /ck/ and can post the same webm on both boards.

he's not exactly in great shape desu. guy has a colostomy bag

Inbred retard genes create peak performance

This counts
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>about to throw up
>goes in for another snoot
kek

it was the moment we all found out Bam was a bottom to Ryan.

rip in piece Ryan
F

Ryan dunn putting the toy car up his ass was pretty classic

>chu didn't eat dat
>well how did it get there?
>mahyb chu stuck it up ur ass?

fuck i didn't know

Was that the same doctor from My 600 Pound Life?

i was literally just thinking this

It is a miracle no one ever died. Literally a miracle, Knoxville must be blessed by God.

Anything with Irving Zismon. Shoplifter is the goat though.
>you wanna step outside?
>we're already outside numbnuts
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God has a wicked sense of humor

dude jackass without johnny laughing is lame af

i think it's kind of funny that everyone got mad at logan paul for his japan video when the entirety of the first jackass movie was like the same shit

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holy shit

It wasn't though?

the fuckin marbles

>get tired of hearing about logan paul
>does a vid with a dead jap
>wtf i like logan paul now

well alternatively knoville and co were really amicable and liked and probably had permits

logan paul is a tard imo but i couldnt help but compare

the first thing he ever did was shoot himself point blank with a gun to the chest while wearing the cheapest vest possible

>DUDE SHIT IN A LIMO

I think it was Dunn that almost died in the first season jumping into a sewage thing. Apparently there was some metal blades churning at the bottom and they barely missed them.

That shit was FUCKING BEES

t. fell for the "it's perfectly fine to consume soy my dear goy" studies

if you actually listened wee man was telling Dave to step his game up by shitting in a limo because in the first movie he shit in a van

Yeah they’re always defiling corpses, those crazy Jackasses!

That's what makes it so great. Like Terror Taxi, they have one group setup for a somewhat funny skit but unbeknownst to them there is a second team setup to make a WAY funnier skit.
The subversion of expectation is what seals it.

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I don't agree with what he did but defiling? Come on

>filming a dead person is defiling a corpse

What is wrong with you

What a better time we lived in.

>The subversion of expectation is what seals it.
>subversion

exactly. just a regular limo ride but then they get BTFO by bees

>it felt like I was being shot *cries*

When they kidnapped Brad Pitt

Kum and Go

to be fair his most recent video was pulled from youtube because he filmed himself tasering animal corpses

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I live in the Midwest and Kum and Go stations are quite common around here.

It was moments like this that showed that Knoxville genuinely doesn't process pain like a normal person, likely due to the inbreeding he himself has talked about, and that's why he was the most effective jackass when it came to painful stunts. It's a lot easier to tazer yourself when you don't actually feel as much pain as a normal person, after all.

why didnt they just open the door

They were locked.

These two are probably my favourites. I'm a sucker for the simple stuff that isn't actually just about being painful.

That’s a pretty big assumption to make. I think he processes pain like the rest of us. He’s just a brazen, hard man is all

kinda strange that he was born with a cheap bullet proof vest on, also that a baby would know how to operate a gun

I audibly laughed at this post

oh i don't watch him and have only heard about him from his suicide forest video

>le 56 girl
>begging for subscribers 13 seconds in

What the fuck are the actual odds that im watching Jackass 2 and am at this skit right now as I scroll down the first page. Holy shit

This.

They all felt pain but they were also running on very high levels of testosterone. They were also on drugs quite often.

>actually believing in the staged misfire being a mistake

that taxi driver is operator as fuck