ITT: Simpsons jokes you don't get

ITT: Simpsons jokes you don't get

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The joke is that Homer is an accomplished woodworker yet continues to work at the power plant for meagre pay.

Do you think he was hired for any carpentry on some stores or store signs?

It's a Kafkaesque flashback to 4 minutes back in the past
It's meant to feel lovecraftian

all i ask for is one good thread
please
just one

The joke is that Sneed formerly used to chuck the feed and seed at you, but has since grown old and now doesn't

Homer's Carved Spoon
Formerly Big Spoon

But this was formerly a bad thread until based user posted that.

I don't think it's meant to be a joke, just some world building

Carving a spoon is an upstate New York expression for when you cut and chop away wood from another wooden object to obtain a desired shape.

so is there a real wallet inspector or did someone else just trick homer

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based

the hero we need

So he was formerly a prick to his own paying customers? I guess he still is, but now just chides his customers about soil pH or gummy bears.

So make a thread on Sup Forums.

>Say it right

what was the post?

But it gets a funnier reaction on Sup Forums!

a picture of sneeds feed and seed

Sneed's leaked nudes.

formerly the villain we huck

Chow-daire
Chowdah
Chowder

It's all about the timing of the joke
>They say he carved it himself...
Oh so he cares about chili so much, he hand crafted his own special spoon. Must have taken a lot of effort.
>...from a bigger spoon
Oh, not really...

CHUUUUUUCK
SUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUCK

>Hello mother dear...

well I'm from Utica and ive never heard anyone use the expression "carving a spoon"

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Cringe
Based
Stop stealing my pics you fuck

(formerly "goodbye, father dick")

what's to get

it's just a weird thing the writers thought of one day in a room

Actually "steamed hams" is a way more mainstream meme and thus "soyboys" probably like it more

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>I made a funny .gif so I'm correct
I hate Sneedposting, but atleast use your memes correctly you nigger.

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Someone help me with this one

being "mainstream" doesnt make something soyboy neccesarily. I always interpreted soyboy more as a term to describe immasculine and 'immature' behaviours by grown men. Thus i'd interpret 4chans childish demeanour at times as pretty soyish.

I think there is a brand of vacuums called hover

This one is so clever and shocking at the same time

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Hoover was a bong vacuum cleaner company. Everyone in bongland just calls vacuum cleaners “hoovers” because it sounds better

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Stop with Sneed unfunny shit
Niggers, it was never good
Everyone knows no one finds it funny
Every thread we get a shitload of unfunny memes
Derailing Simpsons threads isn't epic XD, just sad

So she vacuumed his room?

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i hope the rest of you are just pretending to be retarded. The real joke is that hoover means vauum i.e suck. and she sucked barts dick well.

it means she can succ

What about fucc?

being funny itself is why it's correct
please you have to try to stop being a fag :(

Until I was a teenager, I never got Bart freaking out over Selma's blackhead gun, but his reaction was priceless.

oh wow thank you for explaining that! Everyone was so confused!

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

Sneedian posts are more Sup Forums whilst steamed hams is Reddit (thus more SoyBoyigan

"She" has a penis and bart sucked it like a vacuum cleaner. "Hoover" is a brand of vacuum cleaner and many people call vacuum cleaners hoovers.

Mrs. Hoover, formerly Mr.

damn now the song is stuck in my head.

Sneedposters are seriously the worst fucking thing to happen to this board apart from the Sup Forums occupation

You sound like a whiny bitch

absolute c h u c k l e h e a d

YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE'S BEGUN

you know what that means

S

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comfycucks permanently BTFO

wew

Fucking based as fuck

go back to r*ddit you fucking freaks

the absolute fucking state of this board

He used it so much the material has been grinded away and is now smaller, fat fuck homer

absolute postkino

B T F O

Yes. It means I'm free.

Absolute sneedo

>The American Taxpayer
>Formerly the Sardinian Yaksflayer

>the absolute fucking state of this board
>formerly the state of this city

Like Chuck's Fuck and Suck?

SEED AND FEED

>renaming the filename to a spoiler

fucking newfag

There's an old trope in stories where a protagonist/hero makes their own tool or weapon from raw materials. Sometimes you see it in knives that are made from the teeth or claws of vicious animals, or a cane/staff/whatever carved from an enormous ancient tree. The baseball bat that Homer makes in Homer at the Bat is similar in concept. The idea that Homer made his own spoon sets up the expectation that this is a similarly impressive feat, but the punchline that he used a slightly larger spoon to do so reveals it was not that impressive at all.
Just meant to reinforce the 'creepyness' of flying a kite at night. You could probably also make an argument that it's supposed to be reminiscent of Psycho but I'm not sure if that was intended.

image related
There is also a Futurama joke I don't get.
Bender: Nine...ten...a big fat hen. (he draws on his cigar) The names Bender.

In the episode where springfield is split in 2, Skinner tells Homer that they have a better bird, the blue bird. What does that mean?

sneed

Every thread

Steamed hams is reddit.

>wastes his free time making le ebin wojak gifs
>calling someone else a fag

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THE ABSOLUTE SNEEDMAN

Snuck

C

Anyone else hate that there will never be decent Simpsons threads on Sup Forums again?

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Sneedsons

STOP FUCKING POSTING SNEED I WANT TO CIRCLEJERK ABOUT THE SAME EPISODES FROM MY CHILDHOOD OVER AND OVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE