WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?!?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?!?

>Amy Schumer is hot in Trumps america

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Twitter thread? Love those.

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she isn't thin or white

>amy schumer is thin
>society's beauty ideal

HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING DO YOU HAVE TO BE BE TO CONSIDER HER A BEAUTY IDEAL?!?

oh..

>no-black-people cut of Black Panther
fucking kek

I'm glad redditfugees started cropping out the favorites and retweets part of these Twitter screencaps so that we don't see the "2 favorites and 7 retweets" at the bottom

>Fat is thin. Truth is Russian Lies. Alden Ehrenreich is Han Solo

It's okay user...it's just reality.

It’s a Twitter moment you dumb fucking shit

Which means that everyone sees it

>the replies
twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/961966052191232001

I'm not a 22 year old girl or a triggered redditor so I don't check Twitter 24/7 to find things to piss me off.

Sue me.

Wait a minute. A comedy about body issues. With Amy Schumer.

Wasn't she supposed to do the Barbie movie, which was about Barbie being cast out of Barbieland because she didn't live up to the Barbie ideal (probably too fat and ugly)? Is this just a surrogate for that project?

>I go into threads on Sup Forums to get find things to piss me off

>that nigger that thinks jews are white
lel

>thin

Schumer should steal more of this chicks material

Wait, is this some new meta shit trying to make amy the new beauty standard or something? No one actually believes this right

normies aren't buying this shit in her replies

I'm talking about the Sofia person. Is she trying to do some next level metagame of the standard of beauty

she looks like this so she might think schumer is hot

Please spoiler things like this, I'm trying to eat a sandwich. Thanks

>white

she just needs some loving then she will see the error of her ways

you are under the impression that she is mentally sound. The fact is she is fucking retarded.

is amy schumer the real deal or just another pretty face?

>Thin

Does anybody believe this? Does even she believe this? How can she?

a full moon rises

>and yes, thin
Hmm, I wonder why she wrote "and yes" there... almost like it's an implicit admission that what she's claiming is the opposite of what everyone knows is true.

>Thin

She's thin relative to her/
Yes, this is her

...

>something bad happens
welcome to drumps america!

>something good happens
we did it, despite of trump!

as if a fat suit was necessary

this, but the government has shut down again so trump is no better than obagna. wonder how they'll makes excuses for this one

imagine the blowjobs

no thanks

if Amy Schumer is thin, im Anorexic

if amy schumer is thin, i'm He-man

Great post. Kill yourself, btw.

if Amy Shurmur is white then I'm albino

>((((((((white)))))))))

You think it's 4D chess, but retards can't even play normal chess. I think she's missing some chromosomes, user.

>show my grandma Hulu for the first time
>Amy Schumer is the first advert and thing she sees
>"God I fucking hate that bitch"

>jew is mad
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Who is this bitch even supposed to be? Why does she have that twitter check thing

>170 lb woman is thin
You what, friend?

Being called thin by this hamplanet is like the kid who eats his own shit telling you that youre the smartest person hes ever met.

>came to America to escape Europe's antisemitism

>came to an antisemitic country to escape antisemitism

hah

from her real mouth or the one drawn on her bellybutton?

some sjw just retweeted this, why do people pretend beauty is not objective? physical attraction is literally the basis of any relationship

BASED gramgram