Just started watching this movie tonight and am 20 minutes away from finishing it. By god this movie is fucking shit. The acting is shit, the writing is shit. Scenarios that happen are complete and utter shit. Storylines are shit.
Idk anybody like anything about this movie at all?
>inb4 multiverse
other movies have done multiverse and better. this movies attempt at it was pretty fucking weak
I liked the last five seconds
last 5 seconds were so fucking kino I clapped!
cause of the monster?
that didn't save it for me, all it did was put in a nail in the coffin of cloverfield. Not to mention that cloverfield lane was all fuckity because it included legit aliens with spaceships. Nothing about these 'sequels' make sense. Wish they just left the fucking name alone but i guess its all about the dollar
I really wanted to like it but it's soo shitty. The pacing is too damn fast, the dimensional ghost thingy was very underplayed so we didn't even got to see cool deaths, the writing lacks proper characterization, it's littered with clichés and the B plot doesn't amount to anything except for that stupid fan service ending (which is probably the only good thing this movie has). It doesn't even look that good to begin with, if I wanted to watch that generic Netflix aesthetic I would watch black mirror season 4 or the new star trek show.
It's so obvious they just added cloverfield references to make it fit with the other movies. The fact that the conclusion of the nuanced mystery of the first film is an afterthought on a terrible B movie makes me want to vomit, fuck Netflix and fuck Jew jew Abrams.
I'm cool with the franchise if they keep releasing them for "free" on netflix just to see how absurd they get
>(500) Days of Cloverfield
It's already confirmed that the next movie won't come to streaming it's going to be in theaters :(
This was a good sci-fi flick. 7/10
not really. it was heavily derivative and didn't explore body horror nearly enough. every single sci-fi problem was solved with a throwaway line
there was a dimensional ghost? fuck abrams he's a hack who got gifted shit after doing coming up with a pilot for lost and then crashing that series into the ground.
i hate hollywood
4/10 desu
>oh no earth is in trouble bc we have no energy
>go into space for project that will give us unlimited energy
>oh no by initiating project we have traveled to a different reality
>filler problems to give the audience some scares and omg moments
>the only way back to our universe is to activate the same thing that got us here, nevermind the fact that there are thousands of alternate universes.
>twist, one survivor from the current universe wants to steal your goods
>kill survivor
>activate thing and get sent back to original universe
>head back to earth without knowing there are monsters there for some reason
movie is obvious and dumb as fuck. Why is it only one person gets mixed up with the cast in the space ship. If traveling to an alternate universe fucks with everything so much why wouldn't there be all sorts of shit fucked up with the ship and floating bodies outside in space. Not to mention plot holes like an arm writing shit about another dead character or the fact that one guy had a shit ton of worms and a volleyball in his body for a solid 40 minutes before he exploded
How the fuck did they get like, real actors to appear in this? Isn't Zhang Ziyi a sorta big actress in China? Isn't David Oyelowo kind of a big name? Isn't Chris O'Dowd a successful comedian with several shows under his belt? Was this the best Strucker could do after Winter Soldier?
It's so weird. This movie seems like it had, like, an actual budget yet the writing and dialogue was all like something right out of an Asylum straight-to-DVD movie.
>all these spoilers without using the spoiler tag
fuck off
That's like the only thing I didn't like
Semi living ship fuckery was fun
Why didn't repair man think that metal repair goo would go to the wall too? better than flying off endlessly into space, but I bet we'll see him referenced in some other movie.
probably cause he's fucking retarded and they had to kill off the funny guy since he made the audience laugh with his complete normal reaction to getting his arm sucked into a wall and then having it removed. movie is fucking trash.
It was too black for my tastes. Too many stronk black hero shite.
Who wants to watch that crap.
>Idk anybody like anything about this movie at all?
agreed, i wasn't going to bring it up but then you mentioned it.
like ok main character is black female, thats fine i've seen movies with that role.
but then, captain of ship is black, well i guess thats ok since authoritative positions in tv and film are usually portrayed as blacks for some reason so i'm used to it.
but then we have another storyline that is completely... COMPLETELY irrelevant that focuses on black male on earth.
having 3 lead roles played by blacks is fucking annoying, not to mention the captain and main character had some weird black brotherhood shit going on where they would confide in eachother and shit. way to go making racial stereotypes real in movies.
wouldv'e preferred if the entire cast was asian, would've been more realistic too
>i wasn't going to bring it up but then you mentioned it.
This has got to be the most disingenuous sentence I have ever read on this board.
It was really annoying, I forgot about all the stuff you mentioned and I only watched the film a couple of days ago.
If I sense this crap in a movie these days I know the whole thing is going to be trash.
Debicki was the only thing keeping me watching.
The opening scene with the two blacks in the car at night, I could hardly see their faces. I was like wtf is this shit..
Dude what if we have a magic arm that tells us what we need to know, and this guy here, HE has a huge sphere in his stomach. It's ok becsahdr itdf multivars
why do you say that? I hadn't brought up the color of their skin until some other user mentioned it.
yea this is one to forget for sure. luckily my brain is pretty good about blocking out useless garbage like this, i don't think i'll be remembering anything about this movies after tonight
right? like why would that guys arm even know that? and again, how is this man alive for 40 minutes with a shit ton of worms and an orb in his stomach. fucking garbage!