Post that actor that you're secretly gay for

Post that actor that you're secretly gay for.

jake gyllenhaal

would unironically suck his dick endlessly

you're never secretly gay
someone always knows
and that someone is you

>would unironically suck his dick endlessly

Why? As an American, he's probably cut, which means his """penis""" is basically a glorified vagina.

I'd do some unspeakable things to Sam Witwer. Unspeakable things.

>secretly

i prefer the look of cut penises, i cant vouch for how they are to handle and suck as im not gay and not cut myself

Came here to post this. Just saw him in Always Sunny.
I wonder if he'll ever have a bigger role in SW.

Milo, what are you doing on Sup Forums?

>i prefer the look of cut penises

You subhuman cunt.

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he's not american though

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>he's not american though

He is.

jimi hendrix, and I would suck both of his dicks

>Christopher Hemsworth is an Australian actor

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Australia is rightful American clay.

America is rightful British clay, based on your retard logic.

this

Same

>user, I told you not in my eye. Haha, such volume!

Why the fuck would you hide your homosexual attraction to a male actor? You gay or somethin?

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How can you lust over another guy?

I can understand wanting to suck really good looking dick but that's about it