WOKE UP THIS MORNING

WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YOURSELF A GUN

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What would be the britbong version of this?

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YOURSELF A TOOTHBRUSH

woke up this morning
got my prayer rug for mecca

WOKE UP THIS MORNING
GOT YOURSELF A BUTTER KNIFE

We're allowed guns, just have more controls and don't sell them in the supermarket kids section

WOKE UP THIS MORNING
THREADED MY KEYS THROUGH MY FINGERS AND MADE A FIST SO THAT WHEN I PUNCH SOMEONE THE KEYS WILL CUT THEM BUT THEY WILL ALSO CUT MY FINGERS BUT AT LEAST I WON'T GET SHOT.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING
HAD SEX WITH YOUR MUM

woke up this morning posted myself a frog
mom said she'd bake me nuggies if i wash the dog

If I had a heart I would love you

>baseball bats are illegal

So when someone breaks into my house I should serve him some tea?

I refuse to do your doighty work, oh no.

Took the midnight train *cuts to black*

official theme song of black panther

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BUH BUH BUH BAAAA DA DA DA DAT DA DA DAT DA DA DA DA

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head

*lame hip-hop starts*

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

Anyway, 4 dollars a pound

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

I use this song as my phone alarm

What song