Which director should fake the Mars landing?

Which director should fake the Mars landing?

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Ridley Scott or Nolan

ridley scott will ruin his own Mars cinematic univers

Joss
It would be cheap, fun, full of quips, and millennials will love it.

Michael Bay

Five years ago I saw Mars One thing on this board. I even made a thread talking about it and got probably the most many replies I ever got.
Now I feel cheated.

>director fakes the Mars landing
>media complains it wasn't directed by a woman

JJ Abrams. He'll just copy the moon landing shot-for-shot but set it on Mars, then he'll have a two minute long sequence in which Mars explodes.
Gets fired by the feds immediately.

David Lynch

Remember this one?
They plromised a one way trip, funded completely by reality show

Still thought it's better than-
>Musk's just launched his rocket
Now I feel cheated.

The real question is what do you want in your mars colonization show

Do you need ghost or alien or something?

Is mars flat like the earth?

>musk this
>musk that

reminder that this is the rocket that will deliver us (americans) to Mars.

It is the only rocket bring built that can deliver sufficiently large enough payloads to the Martian surface. 30+ tons , as compared to the 16 tons the new SpaceX heavy lift rocket.

>movies from the 70s/80s predicted man would colonize the moon by the 90s or slightly later based on the (then) recent lunar trips
>man hasn't set foot back on the moon for about 45 years
>colonizing anything offworld still isn't even in planning, instead NASA just launches some probes every now and again and says "there (((might))) be a hospitable planet over there, and over there, ooh and that dot looks promising too"

You know I'm starting to buy into the fake landing thing. It was just a petty race between two countries. I don't think we're ever going to leave this rock before everyone wipes themselves out.

>we should waste more money by worthless trips to the moon

I still think reality tv to and on mars is a good idea....

no one could fake something like that

Yeah because we're spending it so wisely down here

Additionally, which film from that director's catalog would be him bragging about how he did it?

Falcon Heavy used Central Booster and Twin Side Boosters.

Falcon Heavy 2 will use Central Booster, and Quad Side Boosters.

It'll be able to lift the same amount, if not more, with recoverable first stages. Even if one or two blow up on re-entry or landing, 3 are saved, and can be re-used.

NASA's work in this area is finished. It is literally like Musk said, an airplane that explodes after completing one flight.

David Lynch

Initially I thought this
but that sounds even better

>lens flare
>forced diversity with the aliens

Like who the fuck makes african american aliens? It doesn't even make sense.

If Martians existed they would most likely be black considering the sun radiation

>Falcon Heavy 2

Let us know when it exists.

Here's a picture of engine test for the SLS engine from last month.

every butthurt jew or commie ever.
>reeee fake fake fake.

But they wouldn't look like modern day african americans is my point

>he fell for the Mars One jew

Denis Villeneuve

>Film the Dune movie
>After hours when all crew has gone home use the set to film the Mars landing
10/10

why is the americans the only one building these large rockets

is it jew illuminaty conspiracy?

B-but I thought it was a neat idea...

>Elon Musk is a South-African born Canadian American

that's why

The US govt stopped their space exploration years ago

Because then came the realization that everything beyond Mars is either unlivable or so far away that a trip there wouldn't be possible even with unrealistic light speed traveling.

Colonization of the Moon or Mars is also very impractical because people would have to live indoors 24/7 and only eat food from Earth.

Western countries spend 30+% of annual tax intake on fucking welfare. Like 60% here in uk.

Humanity is doomed unless china drags us of this rock. Westerners prefer having pet poor people so much they throw food at them to ensure a contimued growing supply

Embrace debauchery
Fuck the world
Fuck people

We calhouns rats now

>what is agriculture

Denis
I thought he said in a press conference that there will be no more itterations of falcon heavy just the regular ones. they'll still lift more shit though

Even the commies at the time accepted the moon landings as legit.

Nowadays is just retarded conspiracy theorists that feel more safe thinking that their lives are run by an almighty and all-knowing government capable of fooling everyone in the world except them.

it's conspiratards playing right into jewbricks hands.

I believe yes

Kubrick

>Even the commies at the time accepted the moon landings as legit.

It was a collective lie that served the narrative of both sides to keep the rest of the world afraid of them. That explains why USA accepted all those fake space achievements from the commies.

this is the dumbest shit I've seen all day

DV

ummmmm

>ascent load: 150 t
>return load: 50 t
What happens to the remaining 100 t?

DENNY

Have you ever heard of the no gravity in space? Things get lighter.

t. brainlet

Why do they even need to get a Hollywood director to get fixed camera footage in a dark room filled with gray powder and rocks?

Because, according to the moon landing conspiracy, there are far too many technical details to be taken care so that people can't spot bloopers, that only directors like Kubrick can fake and stand the review.

now this is pond racing

Nice CGI.


Here is an SLS rocket booster passing certification.

They hired Kubrick because he was autistic about every details so it was harder to spot the bullshits. Except for the most obvious one.

spent fuel?

ummmmmmmm
youtube.com/watch?v=e7kqFt3nID4

What kind of bullshit am I supposed to be spotting here?

this is satire right?

Ma(x)rs Landi(s)ng
Think about it

Raptor engines being used on Falcon rockets doesn't mean your CGI picture of some imaginary craft isn't any less real.

Here is a real picture of a real liquid oxygen tank being built for the very real and fully funded SLS

Yet he made too many mistakes that only "geniuses" were able to spot like the lack of stars (in pictures taken during daylight) or the waving flag (which was made to look like that in a vacuum environment)

youtube.com/watch?v=6kkExGfUv4Q
BRAVO SNYDER

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lmao, those two things were debunked years ago

satofficials.com/2018/02/why-faking-moon-landing-was-impossible.html

Yet those are still the conspiratards' main arguments

>my gross lack of understanding and comprehension makes me confident
you're what is wrong with the world

SLS is a fucking joke. Over 30 billion $ program cost. 500 million per launch.

BFR will be less than 1/10 of that per launch with better payload.

>tfw we still haven't 'landed' on Mars because Kubrick is dead and nobody can replicate his effects that well

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Why the fuck are we still talking about flat earth retards and fake moon landing retards? Those people are like 0.001% of population who the fuck cares about them? There are people who think Batman is real. Or that we live in Matrix for fuck's sake.

because theyre loud and a lot of them post on Sup Forums

Enjoy being salty as the SLS starts it's assembly process

Most of them are probably just shitposting.

more people believe this than you think
my friends brother legit thinks every single photo of the earth ever is cgi/photoshop

My favorite part about the stars argument is just about anyone alive can verify the fact you can't take a picture of stars with a standard-light camera configuration by walking the fuck outside and pointing their phone at the sky..

I can relate, friend from college that works on cruise ship now and have traveled across the world really believe that the world is flat and that the Earth is in the center of the universe.

as much as flat earth is.

what does it mean?

spaceX, blue origin, bigelow aerospace, lockheed, boeing, NASA all building all the deep space infrastructure right now.

why only them?

Okay, that was a poor choice of image for the BFR.

Why is it so hard to believe that the people that made flying machines capable of carrying hundreds of people and bombs powerful enough to destroy entire cities also managed to make rockets capable of leaving the atmosphere?

Because it goes against what holy books say about Earth and the universe. At least that was what my conspiracy obsessed friend told me.

it was the resurgence of flat earth that actually kicked all this shit back off again, as it's a thought experiment on how any position, no matter how wrong, can be made to seem valid by attacking the source of contradicting information.

youtube.com/watch?v=35EB6MgfrSs

Why are there people who are able to stand the whole society ridiculing them

I want to believe this is just a college level assignment for some inane class like public speaking or some shit. Make a convincing speech for the most idiotic and inane position possible. Then they're being seen by people who will never do more than meet the attendance requirements to graduate high school.

there's people who think nuclear weapons are fake too
I wound up on a forum for that once, shit was weird

validation via response

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>the US saved world democracy in WW1
what did he mean by this

Because there are a lot of weird coincidences behind the moon landing.
It was only done during a corrupt presidency
It was at a critical time during the cold war
Hasn't been recreated
Multiple failed space missions since then even though were further along technologically by leaps and bounds
No physical proof of moon landing. Even some of the "moon rocks" turned out to be petrified wood

first catch of the day.

For attention
Think of of this as a high school game. The whole world knows what Moonlanding is about, and to get more authority you need to study math and physics.
By claiming it's a movie your years of experience of watching Kubrick movies becomes handy. You gain more authority by seeing stuff no one else see in the Moonlanding footage. It's easier than studying engineering and you always have respect from the eccentric pleb audience

How can one man be so wrong. Literally 5 minutes of googling is all it takes to debunk this gibberish.

>say something wrong
>get told you're wrong
>jokes on you I was only pretending to be wrong!

I'll never understand how people derive satisfaction from this.

nbcnews.com/id/32581790/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/moon-rock-museum-just-petrified-wood/

yeah whatever palpy, you got me
did Musk actually say that or did you just make up that quote? I want to know if he's a retard or if you're just a le ebin rusemaster

>US pranks the Dutch
>omg conspiracy

>unless its the Smithsonian, its just a museum curator getting conned

>AMSTERDAM

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I mean, its pretty easy to just google part of that in quotes rather than giving a mental deficient more attention.

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