WE’VE DECIDED TO KEEP YOU HERE

WE’VE DECIDED TO KEEP YOU HERE
FOR ANOTHER 50 CYCLES

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

Guys, read the book. It's actually really good. There's a whole Part 2 that deals with the aftermath.

Hi John

Movie was also good. People just jumped on the bandwagon calling it terrible, if those same people had been told to think it was good, they would say it was good.

Hello, Mananimal

DONT YOU WANT YOUR RAT?

no, it is objectively awful. everything about it is awful. the costumes, the acting, the sets, the cinematography, the editing and the script. the fact that the director decided to shoot 90% of it in canted angles and nobody tried to stop him is proof of this movie's utter lack of competence at the most basic of basic levels. if you aren't trolling than you are fucking retarded.

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD BARKEEP?

While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!

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>tfw you go so contrarian that you start defending Battlefield Earth
This is next level.

still holds up as the worst film of century

How long is a cycle?

Either one Earth year or one year on their home world would be my guess.

So bad it's good.

I remember watching this movie with my cousin and it was nothing but VERTICAL WIPES: THE MOVIE, seriously whoever edited it must never have watched it themselves, understandably so.

John Travolta could play Kane in a CnC movie.
Maybe, could have. Might be too old now.

Thank you user, saved me a rant.

Watched this movie while drinking and got progressively more furious at the canted angles.

This movie is a failure in every way except that it hits “so bad it’s funny”

one tock of ethearls

The association with Scientology is why people enjoyed ragging on it. Then sheep, as they always do, jumped on the train. Objectively it is on exactly the same level as most other science fiction movies from the late 90's early 00's

I couldn’t give less of a shit about Scientology. The movie is fucking awful. I’ve seen it. There is nothing redeeming about it.

you're a liar, the book is absolute trash

Based Battlefield Earth irrational poster

>t. butt blasted dianetics fag

Pretty good movie. Psychlos were legitimately scary, scene where he feeds them rats, and the scene where they pretend they smelted the gold were both very funny.

Only legitimate complaints I have heard about the movie are the earthers being able to learn how to fly jets and launch nukes in less than a day, but you see crap like this in every movie, pic related.

Do you WANT lunch?!

>Objectively it is on exactly the same level as most other science fiction movies from the late 90's early 00's
find me a theatrically released science fiction movie from the 90's early 00's that is even half as incompetent as this movie.

>my own opinions

Good argument.

This was the first movie I ever walked out of. I remember that Gladiator was playing in the next theater over so I just went and watched the second half of that.

>Only legitimate complaints
you have no clue about even the most basic of basic film theory. you should stop watching movies. or better yet only watch battlefield earth because that is what you deserve.

Are you kidding, even Avatar is ten times worse than this shit. Star Trek reboots, Equilibrium, T3, all objectively worse.

All those movies you listed are way better than Battlefield Earth.

>I took a film history class at my community college

While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME! I! WAS BEING TAUGHT... TO CONQUER GALAXIES!

Way worse you mean. Your opinion is wrong and you are stupid for having it.

>community college
here is the american education system at work folks, in all it's splendor

He's claiming those are your words, idiot.

BTFO

proving that you have no fucking taste in anything. I bet you could eat shit and enjoy the flavor

Haha newfriend can't into greentext. Classic

I did take a film class at a community college and a university. they were both useless. still not an argument to defend the WORST movie of the 21st century.

>gold jews

Sheep jump on trains?

Lol it is all canted.

THAT'S THEIR FAVOURITE FOOD!

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>he haven't noticed the cow

>There is nothing redeeming about it.

Forrest Whittaker's character