I am Vegetable Soaked and Preserved in Vinegar Richard

I am Vegetable Soaked and Preserved in Vinegar Richard.

fuck you and stop making these threads

soy conservar en vinagre rick

Ik ben gherkin rick

keep doing this shit and you faggots are gonna get pigeonhold into a general thread.

>vegetable

>not getting down tonight

defeca en la biblia ponte rickoso

You dont preserve pickles in vinegar, not whole ones anyway.

pepinillo rick

What do you think pickle water is?

It's mostly vinegar.

I'M PICKLE RIIICK *dabs in a quick and smooth motion*

It's salt, only loser homecooks and 'people' who make bread and butter pickles use vinegar

SONO CETRIOLO IN SOTTACETO RICK

I'm holding a jar of pickles in my hand right now and the ingredients say vinegar before they do salt, fuckboy.

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICK IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Pepino em conserva Ricardo

post pic faggot

Are you american by chance?

Great, now your parents have a reason of why you are such a sissy fuckboy

Vinegar has been used for pickling for ages across the world because it's acidic and it imparts flavour.

Fuck me, this has never occurred to me before. Pickles are fucking weird.

Pickling needs natural bacteria historically, vinegar would kill them before they could seed, most people make a simple salt brine and let it naturally happen, vinegar comes in when Americans decide to ruin food for mass production like with their 'cheese'

No, vinegar has been commonly used to pickle vegetables across Europe and is still used to this day.

me transforme en un pepinillo morty, ¡soy pepinillo rick!

True. You can pickle anything. Eggs, onions, tomatoes, asparagus, okra, pigs feet. The list goes on.

Fuck gherkins.

Pickled eggs is where it's at.

SOY PEPINIÑO RICK

The existence of a supreme deity is one of a falsified quality Mortimer.
I am in great pain, please help me.

...

Cucumbers are not vegetables, they are fruit. They have seeds and everything.

Vegetables aren't real, like God *burp* Moooorty

M-Morty, you know how I turned myself into a pickle?
And-*BUUUUUURP*-You know how that-that Emoji Movie is out and all the, all the rage with you kids and shit?
Well I turned myself into an Emoji!
I'M EMOJI PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK!

That is a third graders understanding of what a fruit is. Do you call a freighter an automobile because it has an engine?

We are either Pickle, or we or Not.

Do what is best.

everything in this universe either is a pickle, or it isn't
pretty wild if you think about it

Including yours, there are now 4 threads about this.

Just this. If you were sick of it, you wouldn't want more of it. Yet more of it is what you made.

You enjoy this, despite your protests.

I want to hurt more until I can't feel anything.

All I feel is pain anymore.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

sounds like something rick sanchez would say

No. We're here to TURN OURSELVES INTO A PICKLE, MORTY.

You hurt until you can't be hurt any more... that's life man. Cause when you can't be hurt anymore, you're dead.

Enjoy the hurt, sometimes.

WHERE ARE THE PICKLE RICK NUDES! YOU DISAPPOINT ME!