Long ago, in a distant land...
Long ago, in a distant land
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...I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness..
I AKU
You died.
...unleashed and UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!
I am the only Aku here. Though you yourself is quite the handsome beast.
But, a foolish samurai warrior...
...weilding a magic sword...
...stepped forth to oppose me.
SWING!
PSING!
TZIM!
Before the final blow was struck...
...I tore open a portal in time...
...and flung him into the future...
...where my evil is LAW!
Now, the fool seeks to return to the past...
...and undo the future that is AKU!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY!
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!
And since then...
Fifty years have passed
who else /pickleanon/ here
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...but, I do not age.
Yet, I do not age
Time has lost it's effect on me...
...yet, the suffering continues.
>pre Ashi season 5
Bring it back
(HAHAHA)
Aku's grasp chokes the past...
...present...
...and future.
Hope... is lost.
Find it then.
Gotta get back...
Back to the past!
GOTTA GET BACK
PICKLE JACK
SAMURAI JACK!
...
Fuck this goddamn show and fuck Season 5 up Gennedy's ass.
you're hurting me OP
FOOLISH user
I know, user.
...
I'll always hold the good times close to my heart
still waiting on that damn dvd, I need some answers
wait one cotton pickin moment
so a trio of space gods shooting lasers couldn't completely eradicate aku
but somehow samuri jack using only a fraction of their power can stab a rock and blow him up?
picture has not aged well but only because regular show is based
Aku is also just a small fraction of the evil energy Aku once was.
Sup Forums's love for the show got me interested in it.
OH NO.
The Aku impression in this video always makes me laugh.
Aww man, now i need that webm where every adjective in the intro is replaced with the "EXTRA THICC" bit.
Not a webm, but I got you homie.
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Thank you based user.
The days of Season 5 on Sup Forums were hilarious.
>Shaggyfag