Main character doesn't have a job or a gf and lives with his parents

>main character doesn't have a job or a gf and lives with his parents

up in smoke, idle hands

>main character is a jobless loser who's at the bottom of the social hierarchy but still has a hot gf

sounds kino

if you life was a movie, what would it be called, and what rating would it get on rottentomatoes?

>main character is a jobless loser but is charismatic, statuesque, and has a healthy social life

>middle ground
>60% critic score, 40% audience score

>Watching Paint Dry
>9/10 from pretentious reviewers, 2/10 from normal audience.

>Vanilla

strawberry > vanilla > chocolate

>character doesn't have vanilla folders

>character bases their self worth on having a (((job)))

good goy

>main characters doesn't have a income and lives with his parents
>half a beautiful girlfriend who loves him and makes him not care about those things

>character buys ice cream
>it's not vanilla

Just Waiting to Die
"A hilariously dark parody of how miserable you imagine (hope) the life of the guy who you're arguing with on the internet truly is. Pushes the boundaries of believability at times, but you'll be laughing too much to care."
84% critics
89% audience
7.2/10
Actor who put on weight and glasses for the role gets nominated for best actor.

Literally the most unrealistic concept for a movie, just after a 40 year old virgin

>character has beautiful girlfriend and a job
>buys his beautiful girlfriend vanilla lattes with the money he got from his job

>character is a FAILURE AT LIFE LOOK AT HIM THE SHAME because bad with the ladies
>has loyal friends, loving parents, safe job, perfect health

>character asks for vanilla ice cream
>gets two scoops

>main character is a screenwriter

>Failure After Failure
>it would be hyped up only to be a tremendous disappointment to the director’s parents and wife

>main character casually walks with his back turned to the explosion

>protag eating delicious bowl of vanilla ice cream
>it has melted into vanilla ice cream soup

>"[jewish producer's niece] IS CAPTIVATING!"

Pol/Biz the story of wasted life.
99% critic, 1% audience
starring the goose and scarlet the computer voice

The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman except its a gigantic faggot and the idiots around him
97% Fresh