You have an almost infinite budget to make a movie. The catch is that it has to be a remake...

You have an almost infinite budget to make a movie. The catch is that it has to be a remake. What movies would you change?
I think i'd go with Event Horizon. I'm not really a big fan of haunted house stuff desu, but I still liked the movie. If I remade it I'd put physical demons in there instead of hallucinations. It would probably be shit though. Also needs more gore.

Dune

literally just got done watching this flick
so much wasted potential that could be fixed
>make it at least 120 minutes instead of 90
>spend a crisp billion on all practical effects
>cut out most of the cheese and 90s cheap action staples
>Ost is nothing but orchestral
>get some god damn experts to tell the writers there's no sound in space, how space vacuums don't just pull you with the power of a wind gust etc etc
>basically rewrite two thirds of the movie to make it more of a sci-fi than an action horror
think interstellar+hellraiser

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Probably the SW Prequels. Underneath all of Lucas's retardation, there is a legitimately interesting story and cool universe.

Better acting, more serious tone, better dialogue. Less time on Naboo, more focus on galactic politics. A lot more battles/fights on interesting alien locales for the clone wars. Fully fleshed out separatist motives so it isn't black and white. More Poggle the Lesser.

The original star wars trilogy

Prometheus

>What movies would you change?
The Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
The movies being too white is very problematic in today's enlightened and tolerant society.
>make Aragorn and Frodo black, the rest of the hobbits would be mestizo
>Gandalf would stay white but there'd be more very obvious references to him being gay
>Gimli would be native american while Legolas would be a dashing man with middle-eastern origin and dark brown eyes
>Boromir stays white and he is obviously a treacherous bad guy that gets deserved death
>Sauron is a white-supremacist and Gondor is a multi-cultural country that is opposed to these obvious nazis

There. I think I just made 2 billion in box office.

Let me guess, it wasn't diverse enough?

Schindler's List
I would edit the film so that all scenes that don't feature Jews being killed are removed and instead, all scenes of Jews being killed are repeated to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme.

Event Horizon is already a remake of the Black Hole

But in SPACE

Droving a billion-strong swarm of whale-size space-cows from Delta Pavonis to Ross 154 against the backdrop of galactic war

Maybe have some alien species instead of darkies

>We'll never get to see the uncut version

unironic space-kino

Give it 20years this will be made

Anderson said that some producer has a vhs copy of the rough cut, but it's been difficult to contact him.

Any of the recent Transformers movies. But with real Transformers and explosions.
I can see the budget hitting $500 billion easily.

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Hardcore Henry. 240fps, full dome FOV.

Ghost Ship, instead it will be in space.

Alien
only its a space hulk

This is a great idea. I'd see them.

Would the ghosts still be ghosts?

so a "real" version of the clone wars show
all my money
better have obc

>physical demons
You fucking retard, it isn't about the demons, it's about the capacity for chaos within all of mankind that we risk indulgence in through an unrestrained pursuit of 'progress,' like Sam Neill's character does with his special drive. It's about the thin veneer of society that makes men more than beasts. It's about the potential human psychological response to a literal breaking of reality.

>needs more gore
Yeah that's fair.

ok but i like cool demons killing people

we dont need eyes to see where this thread is going

the demon is u

i disagree

Remake Jumper. Put anyone other than Christensen in the main role. Make it more of a cat and mouse movie, instead of just 'We hunt Jumpers, btw we have your girlfriend lol'

what about guy in crew gets turned into demon and starts killing people.

He's just protecting his baby like any other mother could do under stress

Dune is too subtle to be a movie. Shit answer. half of the book is inner monologue and subtle facial cues and body language.
The only "film" that handles that kind of explanation is anime. And therefore shit.

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