*steals your ciri casting call*

> *steals your ciri casting call*

Ciri is like 9 years old.

sit on my face please

>Gay Poots

Her eyes are uneven

how does the asshole of the elder blood smell like haha

Unsurprisingly, shitty.

> we need the perfect ciri but she's only 9 years old in the books
say no more

>elder blood

qt bum

i want her to be my girlfriend

imagine being gay poots in real life and being all like "damn something something I don't know how the rest of the pasta goes"

>Mfw I realize her name is actually Poots
I thought people were just making fun of her.

She looks like she would be very loud in bed.

Are her arms covered in some kind of rash?

>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

semen allergy

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IMOGEN MAH SHOGG

>poots on your dick

what do??

Run out to the store for anti-rash cream.

make relly big cummies

a lot of people's (maybe even the majority) eyes are uneven. Take a picture of your face and you'll see yours are uneven as well

try and stop me faggit

where to cop a gay poots gf bros

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She has psoriasis.

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hey I have eczema, she's really relatable. I could bring this up when I meet her irl.

Her forearms are really thick too.

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I have eczema as well, I'll make sure to lick dat yum pusy first ;)