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Cringe: The Film

I only know about this film because you retards keep posting about it.

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Oh God I couldn't watch more than 37 secs of this.

Can't wait till she dies of a heart attack.

poor guy..

>that's a real tattoo

guaranteed box office bomb

>Only 'star' name listed is her's

Don't worry guys, no one's falling for this besides the ultrastupid.

Don't act like you wouldn't fuck her brains out if given the opportunity.

I don't get the hat meme

She needs to fire her agent.

I might browse Sup Forums, but I'm not that desperate

>pretty fat

What's this about? I don't want to watch a trailer.

It's not even her body that's the problem.
It's her disgusting pig face.

why do virgin white boys fear her so much?

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>moral of the story is to just bee yourself

Afraid of being eaten.

She literally looks like Miss Piggy

I'M THINKING I'M BACK

Is West Side Story any good? I have never seen it.

Now switch the genders.

>STX Films

How have they not gone break up?

90% of what they produced flopped

I usually get mad when the entire movie including its plot, all of the surprises, and moral of the story is in a commercial
But boy am I glad I literally got everything this ""movie"" could offer in just 2 minutes

I hate this meme so fucking much

Unless the woman looks like the elephant man, she will find a mate. Yeah, even if she's lucky she will find a fucking chad with a huge bank account.

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>if i was you, I'd wanna be me, too
That megan trainor song is one of the worst things I've ever heard. That fat annoying bitch has no business being that narcissistic. Can a voice be punchable? Because hers is.

>news telling you what to think about a movie
Wrong, that's Sup Forums's job.

>altright getting mad again that women are funny
why cant you just get over it?

So its just a gender swapped Shallow Hal but they are so spineless they can't even admit that women can be shallow too and still decide to make it all about the woman? Wow.

Can't wait for retards complaining that she's not ugly enough.

someone post the tweet

what tweet?

Wait no longer:
twitter.com/i/web/status/961965301716979713

I'd fuck her. Hell, I'm so desperate, I'd even make love to her.

>Amy Schumer is blonde, white, able-bodied, femme and yes, thin. She IS society's beauty ideal.

Don't like what this brave woman has to say, shitlord?

Fat chick hits her head and thinks she's pretty. Leads to awkward situations but in the end everyone's inspired by her confidence and she realizes she can be as fat as she wants because beauty is on the inside.

Didn't we troll the fuck outta her at one point?

Except Miss Piggy is actually cute.

sofie hagen's

She's not really that fat. It's just her pig-like appearance that makes her fatter.
If her face was attractive and she wasn't a disgusting human being people would post "THICC" at her.

>Fat bitches that think they're attractive actually have brain damage
lmao

She literally has to suffer major brain damage to think that she isn’t a fat disgusting slab of shit

Also
>soyboy boyfriend

I knew someone would say this

I'd let her blow me.

I want to breed Amy Schumer

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>I'm curvy
No, you're disgustingly obese unless you have proportions comparable to Krystal Swift.

Take your chasers, landwhales. They're who you deserve.

This is pretty pathetic. She's not ugly as such, she's just not that attractive. She's not fat, she's slightly overweight. Most people hate her because of her personality.
But now she gets to be brave and show everyone her "ugly" body and score points for that, even though she's just being compared to gorgeous women in the trailer. She's not model material - that does not mean she's brave for showing her belly.

It's like Ugly Betty. OMG, she's just horrible, she doesn't look like a model, she's absolutely trash! No, it doesn't work like that in real life.
She's comparing herself to 10s and wants credit for acting like a 10.

>IMAGINE

>the sweat drop

Posting about Amy Schumer should be a bannable offense.

Ursula on her thigh
seems appropriate

post it. you know the one

I don't get it, is she supposed to be fat?
By random woman you see in life she's completely normal.

>more dislikes than likes
>rage comments everywhere

Lol.

Actually ugly fat girls (ones with absolutely no curves at all) will hate this.

>disgust_facial_diagram.jpeg

>never really cared for Schumer but I didn’t dislike her. She just wasn’t my cup of tea.
>actually got taken to her stand up by gf. didn’t really enjoy it but I forced a laugh here and there
>only clicked the trailer for this because it was trending on youtube
>read the comments

Holy shit. It seems like people really dislike her; the dislike knows no bounds of gender, color, or creed. Why the fuck is she in so many movies then?

>negative press works
yep

im sure this movie wont be a total disaster like her last comedy show

Damn, I wish I could fuck JJ Watt in the ass

read her last name again.

The dislikes are mostly from Sup Forums and the manosphere. Not necessarily raids, it's people who learn from here that Amy Schurmer is a thing and disliking Amy Schurmer is even more of a thing.

Nah, her last special was universally hated. I saw many women saying it was shit too. Schumer had only been doing standup for a few years when she blew up. She got pushed to the top artificially, and she couldn't live up to that hype, so everyone turned on her.

Also, she's considered to be a relevant feminist celebrity and this movie specifically seems to be "body positive", and nothing triggers le current year edgelord quite like the suggestion that being simultaneously female and fat/ugly is anything less than a capital offense.

WTF IS THAT THING.

No and I'm a 5/10 in a good day.

this reads like one of those BRAAAAP copypastas
fucking hell

>mmm yes quite pungent

So it's basically shallow hal?

She is literally an amerimutt.

It's basically the same as the last movie she did. And if it's not her last, all the rest to follow.

>nothing triggers le current year edgelord quite like the suggestion that being simultaneously female and fat/ugly is anything less than a capital offense.
It's not that it's a capital offense, it's that it's a horrible thing being celebrated. Being fat is literally self-harm, and people like these kikes who tell you to "embrace it" while fattening up entire countries with trans fats and soft drinks is nothing less than evil.

Shallow Hal is pretty great too I might watch it now Amy Schumer is oretty much a shitty talentless Jack black btw

an average English woman

My girlfriend's hotter and tops out at her most glutinous at 150.
Nah.

>I feel pretty
pretty fat lol

Dude I live in fucking nebraska. She'd be considered skinny here.

>Fat acceptance is now becoming mainstream

Fucking kill me

Das 100% Bavarian Ashkenazi my Aryan larping friend.

Are they still making a Barbie movie starring this disgusting piece of shit?

I got a minute in and had to close it. Can't wait to watch that bomb.

It's not even her body, because honestly if she let me put it in her asshole I probably would, it's her fucking personality. She reminds me so much of Tina Fey or Olivia Mun on that game show: like she's not even funny and that's fine but the fact that you try SO FUCKING HARD when it's obvious you're not funny, just makes me cringe.

I hate to have to resort to using buzzwords and memes, but only soyboys and feminists find her bullshit funny.

This is going to be critically acclaimed by the whole media and Chuck Schumer will have democrat politicians all over the country praise it for how much it celebrates women.

Wow, I can't wait. It's going to be incredible.

Oh man. I had to stop posting and think about life for a minute. This picture.... my god. I feel like Sam Neil at the end of In the Mouth of Madness. Holy shit

What's weird is that Schumer wouldn't be insufferable if she wasn't presented as a (((revolution))) against the standard logos of sexual attractiveness and just tired to be nice without being an aggressive fat bitch

Tina Fey is kinda funny though. She at least has good comedic timing and she's a great comedy writer.

Maybe if she lost like 30-40 pounds. She was kinda cute when she was skinny. But I'm at least a 7/10 on a bad day, I wouldn't fuck a girl like current-Schumer even if she threw herself at me.

bad publicity is still publicity user
its called the Justin Bieber Effect

When is it going to be okay for disgusting men to start feeling good about themselves? This is a pretty shit double standard tbqh.

>change everything without changing anything

>Berlin ist arm, aber sexy

AAAGGGHHH

She's like the comedy version of Lena Dunham. They loved her for a minute because she played ball with them but once people starting catching on to the fact that she's a rich, privileged, dumb as a box of rocks shit for brains moron they turned on her in an instant

Better to cut contact early before they (inevitably) say something completely retarded that makes them all look bad

This was the entire idea for a movie? This isn't just a snl skit or something?

yeah

just look at how relevant justin bieber was last year

too bad jewishness is passed from the mother or you could hate all you want