DO YOU WANT A GF CELLS

DO YOU WANT A GF CELLS

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DID IT HURT WHEN YOU SAW YOUR CRUSH HOLDING HANDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE CELLS

What's it like to see someone you love get kissed? INTERLINKED

WAS THE ERECTION YOU GOT WATCHING HER FUCK ANOTHER MAN THE HARDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN CELLS

WITHIN KEKS INTERLINKED

DO YOU BELIEVE GETTING A GF WILL GRANT YOU A HAPPY LIFE FOREVER CELLS

Whats it like to take a shit on the floor and smear it in with you bare hands and then wipe your hands off on your little sisters shower towel and then cum in you sheets CELLS INTERLINKED

cringe

DO YOU LIKE BEING SEPARATED FROM OTHER PEOPLE? DISTINCT

I LIKE WHEN I GET A PIMPLE ON MY PENIS AND I GET TO SQUEEZE THE PUSS OUT OF IT. CELLS

DOES IT EVER DEPRESS YOU THAT YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IS CRITICIZING SHITPOSTS INTERLINKED

Ohhhhhhhh, you don't like real girls! (psh fucking nerd virgins LOL)

HAVE YOU EVER HAD INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS ABOUT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE COUSIN AND THEN FLIRTED WITH HER ONLY TO HAVE HER BLOCK YOU ON THE INTERNET CELLS

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FUCK YOU! CELLS

WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING PORN, DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOU'RE CRUSH? INTERLINKED

ARE YOU ASHAMED OF FANTASIZING ABOUT YOUR THICC BIG TITTED AUNT? INTERLINKED

Way off baseline.

DO YOU GET TRIGGERED WHEN YOU SEE THE WORD "DISHONEST"? CELLS

And big black cock gifs begin to appear

A thread of shit posts
within shit posts
within shit posts
within one board

and unironically distinct
against the rules
A small fat janitor did it for free

sadboy feelsoys are at it again

WHY DONT YOU TAKE A BIG DEEP BREATH? INTERLINKED

Man goose is so fucking based. It's a shame he's procreating with la creatura..

He isn't, that's all just a public image ruse.
Proof here at 1:28 youtube.com/watch?v=p9aCOXhoUCI

They had begun dating in 2012, their relationship wasn't officially public. So no, it ain't a ruse.

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Shes a dime piece anyway, if you dont like her youve got shit taste

what the fuck is this

>Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A (You)? INTERLINKED

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now INTERLINKED.

Jews.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever note coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest movie? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF? DREADFULLY

CELLS

More proof that 2049's fanbase couldn't give two shits about artistic merit, but rather only care about "muh feels".

SIGN UO FOR WAL-MART MEMBERSHIP CELLS

Fuck off skinjob

wow i saw the jew on the white background

Fuck you. Eat shit and die, bitch.

Yeah at 25
I MEAN CELLS

How can a handsome man like Joe not get a gf?

Bad edit..should have been the part where he layed down to die after dropping ford off to see his daughter..he lived for nothing and died for something

Good. Constant K. Here's your bonus.

based

Have you ever taken the advice of strangers on the internet to "fake it till you make it" with a girl but after you got in over your head with no reasonable alibi for the several hundred dollars of NEETbux the federal government sends you a month in lieu of employment and the non-existent friends of yours she never sees, you abruptly cut contact without ever giving her an explanation? Cells.

More than anything in the world. Cells.

Can someone explain this scene to a brainlet? What was the point of repeating the word?

Dude, holy shit. This happened to me 4 years ago.

b8

kek

(You) just did INTERLINKED

ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN AT A SOCIALLY-INAPPROPRIATE AGE? CELLS

Yes, but she never blocked me.

IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE? CELLS.

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fucking kek ;_; yes

DID YOU HURT WHEN YOU SAW YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH KISS A BLACK MAN? CELLS

IT WOULD BE VERY PAINFUL CELLS.

HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE CELLS

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY ON A INTERNET PONZI SCHEME interLINKED

Wtf user

I've done the first part but actually taking steps to do something about it (past jerking off) is weird as shit

Programmed responses as a diagnostic tool to make sure he is working properly.

Are you genuinely autistic?

DOES IT HURT KNOWING THAT YOU BALDING EXPONENTIALLY DECREASES THE CHANCE OF ATTRACTING A SUITABLE PARTNER? CELLS

CELLS

>2049 - 31
>Not shaving your head

Interlinked.
I was just starting to consider bitcoin the day before it fucked /biz/'s shit up.

DOES IT HURT THAT YOUR 3D WAIFU WON'T FART IN YOUR FACE AND YOUR EARS WON'T REJOICE WITH THE *BRAAAAAAAPP* SOUND? CELLS

DID SHE GAS YOU LIKE THE JEWS? INTERLINKED

HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOU'LL NEVER HOLD HER HAND BECAUSE OF YOUR CREEPY VIBE INTERLINKED

IT DOES EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE CELLS

dishonest reply

IT'S YET ANOTHER 'user PROMISES HIMSELF TO FIX HIS PATHETIC LIFE BUT INSTEAD DOES NOTHING" EPIDSODE. Cells.

YOU WILL NEVER BE A BIG GUY FOR YOU. Bane?

When was the last time you received physical affection from a woman? CELLS

>Tfw my crush since high school fell asleep with her head on my shoulder and arms around me last night

I'm way off baseline

That never happened. CELLS

That feel when you fail penis inspection on penis inspection day. CELLS.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO CAPTURE, GAS AND INCINERATE 11 MILLION PEOPLE IN 5 YEARS WHILST WAGING A WORLD WAR ON TWO FRONTS? INTERLINKED

DID AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL SMILE AT YOU CAUSING YOU TO FANTASIZE ABOUT HER AS YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN? CELLS

I can't remember. CELLS

Fuck me...

CELLS

I want to know this feel more than anything

cells

It's the exact opposite of the test in the original Blade Runner, which was supposed to detect behavioral anomolies to sniff out replicants who are said to lack empathy. In 2049 it's become far more cold and efficienct and used on KNOWN replicants, who are supposed to recite a rehearsed "baseline" and then answer personal questions along with an exerpt of the baseline so the tester can examine if there's any differences in the response. It's in the same vein as a lie detector. Replicants who are becoming emotional and independent are dangerous and ill fit for their duties, so if they're found to be "off baseline" they're then "retired."

I'm not trying to be an asshole by bringing it up but holy shit was it worth the wait

Why would you put all your money into an altcoin? The advantage of an alt coin is that you can profit off relatively low risk for a relatively huge reward, putting in all your savings doesn't make sense

>Have you been misleading your wife about what happened to that joint live savings you withdrew in January? Interlinked.

Awesome.

HAVE YOU EVER SECRETLY ATTENDED THE WEDDING RECEPTION OF A FORMER ONEITIS? CELLS

CELLS

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>former
don't lie to me user
CELLS

bravo

I'm drunk and I just wanna hold hands with a girl during the dark nights not even sex

DOES IT HURT THAT YOUR FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU AND LIKES YOU FLIPS OFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH CELLS

I'm honestly happy for you. Living the dream. How did you make it happen?

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DOES IT HURT THAT YOUR FUTURE HAS BEEN CHEATED WHITE MAN CELLS