LET MY PEOPLE GO

LET MY PEOPLE GO

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LET THESE TITTIES GO

>Jews
>Manual labor

Make up a more realistic lie next time, like the Holocaust

No fuck you

somebody photoshop him a proper nose pls

lel
i'll let ur people go moses
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when the rivers turn to blood heheheh

You can really see dem nipples.

youtube.com/watch?v=wutcCIG3ts4

Movies that show the struggle of the brave Jewish people always send a shiver down my spine. Such powerful scenes!

BEHOLD HIS MIGHTY HAND

Why didn't God simply get Moses to kill pheroah and take over Egypt, rather than get him to wander through the desert for 40 yrs until Moses is well and truly dead, and when they finally reach a town that was a few hundred kilometres away from Cairo anyway, and get God to kill everyone there?

Africa is a perfect example of what happens when you just give people something instead of making them earn it.

Fuck off, they were never even in Egypt.

God gave the Jews Canaan and they prospered tho

>I can't believe what a piece of shit my adoptive father was for killing a bunch of children to get his way
>Better kill a bunch of children to get my way
What did Moses/God mean this?

hehe

>Egyptian slavery
>not a Jewish lie

I would make her moist, and red like a pomegranate.
One thing always bugged me about the Heston version: If Moses kept his fucking mouth shut for a couple years, he would have been Pharaoh, and he could have freed the slaves if he wanted with no trouble. AND he'd be fucking Pharaoh! I think God kinda dropped the ball in that movie.

Superior Waifutiti coming down the Nile...

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Whats the most Kino Exodus movie?

>be God
>require permission of some egyptian faggot to take your people places

Your name is Toby now.

>Top 10 times the villain wins

Old Testament Jews aren't necessarily the same as modern people who claim to be Jews, though towards the later books the stories are all about how God is getting sick of 99% of them and is ready to send Jesus down to set them straight, which most of them end up rejecting anyway. There's no such thing as a Jew today, the ones that followed God became Christians and the rest of them who claim to be Jewish are liars, which is one of the many reasons why people hate Jews.

>New Testament
>canon
Christcucks pls

Think just a bit harder. Or maybe even a bit less.

We know JIDF

So powerful. We must never forget the sacrifice of 10 quantillion noble jewish people. They died so America could singlehandedly win WW2

The 40 years of wandering was a punishment. God originally led the Jews right to the promised land, but they saw that it was already inhabited by burly looking dudes and got cold feet about invading. As punishment God made them wander long enough so that none of that generation would see the promised land.

>Talking shit on the Holy Bible

I'll wave to you up from Heaven user.

>being a holohoaxer

That would uproot the entire social structure. Who's going to fill in those jobs and who is going to pay them?

I always wondered if jews were intentionally portrayed as absolute retards. They witnessed countless examples of G-d's power yet still kept fucking with him by worshipping a golden hoof and endlessly whining to Moses.

It's almost like Jews didn't write the Bible after the fact...

How whiny and ungrateful the Hebrews were in the Old Testament doesn't seem unrealistic at all, just look at everything modern Jews do to skirt religious rules and customs. What's the point in even having a religion when you do this stuff?

nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

>Orthodox Jews are allowed to push baby strollers and carry prayer books on the Jewish Sabbath thanks to a loophole made of fishing line that stretches some 18 miles on utility poles around the city. The line forms a nearly invisible enclosure, called an eruv in Hebrew. Jews are prohibited from doing these simple tasks outside on the Sabbath, but carry them out in the confines of the eruv because it symbolically turns a public space into a private one.

They even scam their God?

Why do you think Jews make great lawyers?

Yes

lol

You can't make some of this stuff up

Old Testie God murdered a guy for picking sticks on sabbath, who the fuck do they think they're kidding there

This shit is why god despite Jews and not normal people who push their prams on a Sunday. For a people that supposedly have a higher than average IQ they sure are fucking retarded.

>you will never be a busty jewess' "shabbat amigo"

Control panel looks like a weird face

based jews

Unironic animation kino
Surpasses ever american production in the 21st century by miles

Yes, please go. And never come near my country again while you're at it.

youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

This is like a fucking The Onion video

Looks like a knock off Mickey Mouse

Usually these threads go pretty well, with the majority of the conversation tailored towards how well this movie was produced. This is not one of those threads.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

are you stupid?
slaves get nothing.

but they do things for free. What happens when they are suddenly all gone?

I think they deserve some credit. Clearly these people have some level of faith or belief, otherwise why even bother with this garbage? So Imagine you are faithful to some degree, but rather than just adhering to your religious laws you spend all this time and energy thinking up ways to outsmart your God and cheat his systems. This kind of behavior takes some serious balls really.

>This kind of behavior takes some serious balls really.

That's why chutzpah exists - I mean if you view your own god like an autistic pedant, you're not going to have many qualms about fucking over people your religion views as inherently inferior

Kek

Friendly reminder that inmates at the """""death""""" camps received full wages for their work. That's why the holocoast is considered the worst thing ever by Jews, it's the first time in history they had to work hard to earn money, and it horrified them.

why dident god just teleported the jews and nuke egypte

yeah they only look like some sort of jews

>Jews with prep time

Yup it's a beautiful film. Love the music as well.

>10 quantillion
Do you mean 100 gorilillion?