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>Yfw Snape is infront of him with an invisibility cloak

Yes, yes, well done troll, well done troll, HOWEVER

EAR WAX

DUUUUUUUULLEEEEEEEEEEEEST

1 MILLION POINTS TO GRIFFINPUFF, FUCK YOU SLYTHERIN

Trooooll in the DUngeon

OI YOU LITTLE CUNT

DID YOU PUT YOUR FACKIN' NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNCE!" is what Scholastic should have told JK Rowling when she first submitted one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

How many cocks were in that mouth

there it is

>tfw “well done, HOWEVER” was one of your favorite memes and now it’s dead

My guess would be zero seeing as it was illegal to be gay in Britain until 1967 and the wizards haven't had contact with muggles since 1692, their society is even more conservative than the muggle one and they have magic to help them detect criminal acts. Also his political rivals would have ruined him over it.

And finally, it's not in the books so it's not canon as far as I'm concerned.

Fucking kek

based

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pasta�s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it�s certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Sup Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

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Booooooo

Since he was in Gryffindor what the fuck kind of business did he have adding bullshit points? Why did no one call his ass out for being obviously biased for his own house?

SEETHING

You should stop posting the second dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the copypasta and his autistic spammers as they copy and paste is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the inconsistent images, the only certainty has been the lateness at which the pasta is posted.

Perhaps the die was cast when the one (1) user that posts this deemed to use a different and unrelated image each time: making sure the pasta was only recognizable by the samefagging replies. Just ridiculous what a samefag you are, as if those (You)s have any merit. The Harry Potter copypasta reply copypasta might be anti-pasta (it surely is), but it is certainly anti-anti-Sneedpost in its refusal of humor, wit, and will to keep spamming the same unfunny shit all the time. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but its better than Harry Potter copypasta

"Brap!"

The writing is Reddit, the pasta is cancer. As I read, I notice that every time it is posted, the image changes. I began to save the images to a folder I titles "Reddit Cancer." I stopped only when I had to delete the folder to make space for more tranny porn. I was horny. When you use the "Harry Potter copypasta copypasta" you are in fact being trained to make 9gag memes.

Do any of you respectable anons read the whole pasta? Just the introductory line? Or read a certain paragraph to get your satisfaction?

I only read up to "dullest", then I skip down to "I began marking"