"MountainDew: Baja Blast"

>"MountainDew: Baja Blast"

Why this specific drink though?

>yo quiero......taco bell...........

Why the fuck did this make me laugh?

Why do people think this movie is "deep"? It's just the story of a guy who crosses paths with a psycopath that murders people based on a coin toss

cinematography

Because it makes you think. That connotes depth.

This is what happens when you let no name actors ad lib

because it's pretty darn cheeky but all in good fun

I ain't got no MountainDew: Baja Blast

Why the fuck did he bring him back water then?

>where's the last chip? "EL ULTIMO NACHO" have ya seen it?

It's offensive

Anything can be deep if its worth it

>Is it true that a cai-ote won't drink a Mountain Dew: Baja Blast?
What did he mean by this?

El goblino...

it's not. It's just a well made thriller/crime movie. Plebs hold it up as more than that. It will be forgotten.

A bit reductive, wouldn't you say? It's not very similar to other thriller/crime dramas, and probably gets discussed more often on this board than other '07 flicks.

You are right
DELETE THIS OP

[Later that night]
I'm fixing to do something dumber than hell but I'm goin' to Taco Bell

Alright. What do we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk MountainDew: Baja Blast?

Taco Bell at 1:00 in the morning

Give me that Mountain Dew: Baja Blast, too.

Heh, how much?

>Aqua minerale, carbonated.

such blantant product placement

>something that stands out as a great film being forgotten more so then great films of the past
unlikely

It's a "talkie" and the dialogue is cryptic

j..just give him the delicious soda..

Refresco... por favor.

when did he stop at a 7-11?

I've never heard someone claim this in real life and if you read it here you answered your own question

>tfw the baja blasts

It's not that it's deep. It's compelling. Each scene builds the tension until it suddenly ends, with very little fanfare. You don't get the resolution you were looking for (and if you were looking for a resolution in a Coen Brothers movie, then you have obviously never watched their movies before). The movie and the story feels incomplete, and that's reflected in Tommy Lee Jones' closing monologue.

It's not deep. It's just a really good film to watch. The characters are believable, the situation is a plausible one (it's entirely possible to find a briefcase full of drug money, and the question of "What would you do in this situation?" is a valid one to ask), and the consequences of everyone's actions are reasonable and understandable.

Fuck. I gave way too much of a response for this.

Just the peanuts and the Mountain Dew Baja blast please

Is it possible to hate this movie?

Its not a thriller at all it's very slow paced It plays nothing like a stereotypical crime/thriller that's just retarded

>hard or soft taco. Call it.

Y'all getting any rain up your way? I seen you was from Taco Bell.

I love when retards like you expose how fucking retarded they are. I see this argument constantly for films, "hurr it not deep because it's just the story of x". This is the most brainlet idea of "depth" imaginable, especially in a fucking visual medium like film. Hell, most god-tier films are very simple stories executed in a very "deep" or meaningful and artistic way. I don't even like this movie all that much but I just wanted to say fuck you and fuck all the braindead pseuds like you who try to look smart but only succeed in coming off as completely retarded and arrogant.

i can picture an ultra normie expecting some kind of happy ending and being disappointed

>so it's a tropical lime storm?
>if that's the way you wanna put it
>I don't have a way of putting it, that's the way it is

>"Javier always made sure to carry around a massive tank of BajaBlast™ with him at all times. Wherever he went, that damn soda had to follow him"

It's legit an amazing drink. But it doesn't taste as good if it isn't fountain soda.

This is the best thread on Sup Forums right now

Not saying much but it's true.

this holy fuck

Its a joke

point bein', even in the contest between man and delicious carbonated beverage the issue is not certain

>how to be a woman on the internet: the post

its meant to be

Oh shit heh

suck my burrito

>"Just Dew It"

I think you can only get it from Taco Bell I get very strong urges to drink it from it time to time no other pop tempts me like that

to get a baja blast, clearly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*gives you a steaming mouthful of Baja Blast, manlove-style*

All the time ya spend trying to get back what's spilling out, more MountainDew: Baja Blast is going out of the cup. After a while you just have to try to get a lid on it.

agree, but probably is gonna get deleted by the janitors

>"Well...the worst thing that happened on set was when this poor dude, this...kid, who happened to both be our assistant and played a sheriff in the movie, got in Javier's way. Poor guy accidentally brought Javi a 12 pack of the wrong kind of MountainDew. What you see in the movie is unedited footage of the incident as it unfolded. We got consent from John(the actor) and till this day, this was the scariest moment of my acting career"

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>I told you I aint got no Mountain Dew®: Baja Blast™

>It's just the story of

You can sum up literally anything in a reductionist sense and it sounds the same way. "Dude it's just a guy getting nailed to a cross LMAO".

The plot isn't the point of "No Country". McCarty is focused on his nihilistic view of the world, where good people trying to do good fail, morally complex people falter and real evil exists, and all of it is really for naught.

You're rooting for the main protagonist to "win" even though he's not a good guy and doesn't deserve the blood money. He gets killed offscreen to punish you for that. The only real good character you didn't pay attention to before now becomes the focus and you're rooting for him to fix everything and bring justice to the situation but that relief and conclusion doesn't come.

Fpbp

Genuinely hilarious. Probably going to be run to death in a week. Thanks for this laugh.

It's been around.

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>how fresh is that dew?
>I generally make a fresh blast every week, even if dere's some left over

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Because it says something about the universe that it takes place in. The characters are symbols of other things, they’re not strictly who they are. Things happen to further that commentary on the universe.

It’s significant that they both buy a Shirt. That Anton gets in a car crash. That they both treat shotgun wounds.

It is a deep movie, relatively speaking, you just may not get why. You’re really cutting yourself out of a huge facet of artistic works if you’re not willing to assume that some things are more than the sum of their parts.

There also A LOT of movies out there that aren’t “deep” but people think they are, this isn’t one of them.

That look like a can of MountainDew: Baja Blast™ to you Wendell?

No Flavour For Old Men

Because everything that happens in Texas is Kino as fuck, niggas still living at the wild west.

Lol this is the scene I was thinking about

BUILD THE WALL

>Agua scene
>Milk scene
>Beer scene
>Coffee scene
Am I missing something?

I always hated it. Was infuriating at the time because it was so acclaimed. Don't get me wrong, the film is very well made on a technical level. But McCarthy is boring as fuck.

Because he had taste.

Ah AIN'T at liberty to discuss what makes Mountain Dew: Baja Blast taste so irresistable, SIR.

We're going to El Pollo Loco. You know how much Mountain Dew: Baja Blast you can buy at El Pollo Loco?

[Makes "0" sign with hand]

THAT'S how much!

Bless you men

>this thread

Ever since it went off the shelf you gotta run in Taco Bell and fill up a gallon or two. Don't blame him

kek

That Mexican brown Mountain Dew: Baja Blast.

>I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
How would this guy even eat so much, he's dying ffs.

its a bit more than that. i dont think its as deep as the fucking mariana but its deeper than you give it credit for and i wont spoonfeed you. I will tell you however that its about fate and a man feeling as though he can be an arbiter or dealer of fates, but ends up being nothing more than a pawn to it himself. There are lots of other themes and angles besides this