/ourguy/ is going to be okay lads

/ourguy/ is going to be okay lads
cannot wait to see his next kino, The Art of Self Defense. his career can only continue to grow from here

Damn he's hurt!

based Riley

hes gonna be fine but hes definitely hurting. not sure you could lose a 17 year relationship to infidelity and not be hurt.

needle in the hayyyyyyy
needle in the hayyyyyyy

make it fucking happen

every porn star that he kills brings back a piece of his soul

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i'd want to see their jujitsu match. i think joe would win.

OUR FUCKING GUY

>literal soyface
>/ourguy/
checks out

Damn getting a shave going to the home depot, watching out for cameras in the trap. Riley's doing alright.

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>soyface

are you not seeing that fucking jaw

He's a black belt so probably

>picture just for me

Riley uploaded an Instagram Story of him listening to notoriously raunchy track Pony, by Ginuwine, which features the lyrics 'I'm just a bachelor/I'm looking for a partner' and 'If you're horny, let's do it/Ride it, my pony/My saddle's waiting/Come and jump on it'.
He followed this up with a black screen emblazoned with the words 'Life is feeling pretty great rn [right now] desu [to be honest]' which suggests things in his personal life are on the up.

GET

It's like Sup Forums was right

the jaw is okay
but the glasses and the jew beaner hat is soy trademark
also he is a literal cuck

RILEY NO

the only soy in soylent is soy protein

No wonder Anakin was scared of being Cucked by Based Obiwan. It turns you into this.

Is this legit?
I may start following him on Insta if it is.

>Soyface
His jaw is pretty well defined.

>ehehehehehe just like me hehehehehehehe
lmao at this thread

>heard you talking shit user

DAMN RILEY LOOKS LIKE THAT????

is that a threat you cuckold ?
go and cry how kenobi took your girl you jew

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Seriously what a pathetic faggot, he was a numale soyboy that got insanely lucky and was married to a beautiful actress

Even if it was just for few years he should count his blessings. There are millions of beta virgins that will die alone and never get the experience to spend just one night with their waifus

>Riley is a soybo-

t. gamma boi cucked by beta boi

The type of soy that's in soylent isn't the type of soy that gives you mantits

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>Even if it was just for few years
It was literally most of his life. You don't just get over that.

Based GTSCS poster

>defending soy ever

He looks like Daredevil

How are glasses "soy"? Can someone explain this? He just has bad eyesight like 60% of America.

he dares to follow modern fashion trends

glasses initself arent soy
but those whore rims are soy af
dont even try to defend it
also if you have bad eyesight you need to kys
because your babies will be weak willed short sighted faggots

Don't give a fuck about this dude or the chick he used to fuck but this comes off as extremely desperate and pathetic.

t.

>Mladic

ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THIS REAL?

GOAT

Almost a year of UnJusting gone to waste, all because of a chance encounter at Amoeba...

Or was it chance...?

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t. MEW

i didn't give a single shit about this guy until now

I have fine eyes, but
>People with bad eyes are weak willed
He would beat your ass.

So how many followers has he gained since all the mew drama and the exposure he got from dailymail? Looking at his past posts on insta he only recently started posting so many selfies. I feel like the exposure he's gotten has gone to his head. I don't know if he's being ironic with his recent posts or if he's yet to realize he's basically a living meme.

Either way, ganbare Riley!

DON'T DO IT RILEY

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Which one of you is responsible for this

Fucking kek.
I know this is someone from Sup Forums

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HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE

>Spend the last decade leeching off of your wife
>Contribute absolutely nothing to society or your relationship
>Spend all your time on worthless hobbies
>a FUNCTIONING ADULT comes into your wife's life
>Wife is naturally attracted to someone she doesn't have to take care of 24/7

and you fuckers defend this man

>Riley has finally broken into Hollywood
>The Art of Self Defence will be a huge success
>still handsome as fuck at 31 and will no doubt age well
>free to fuck actresses in their prime who are desperate for a role in a rileykino
>MEW's career went nowhere and she's about to hit the wall
>dumped /ourguy/ for a serial cheater who is already rumoured to be cheating on her
>no roles of note lined up

Roasties get what they deserve lads

Fucking Kek the tabloids are still following him?

yep
getting dumped was unironically the best thing that happened to him career wise

>the art of self defense

Please tell me this is a Sam Hyde biopic.

He could kill everyone in this thread

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So why hasn't he been seen with any qt since mews departure? With tabloids sudden interest in him youd think we'd have seen him move on by now.

he's getting very buddy buddy with his editor