Netflix kino isn't re

>Netflix kino isn't re...

...ally kino

Spooky kino

Netflix kino isn't real, yes we all know that.

anons pls giv non meme answer should i watch it? is it good?

wait this was on netlix? are you f***ing kidding me, i watched this on stream

Yes especially the atmosphere when they're lost in the woods. It was Blair Witch done right.

The climax could have been better though by showing less IMO.

It's the first horror movie I can think of with 4 men trying to survive, rather than a stronk women, autistic child, or diversity hire. It's way better than most horror movies

fuuuck waiting on the bros to be available to watch this. gonna spice up our next camping trip

It's one of the best horror films I've seen in years.

It is about time that four white men were represented in a horror movie trying to survive.

Looks like a ripoff of Antichrist and some survival film.

If I watched this camping, I think I would freak out.

Only the first third of this was horror than it was a thriller or crime drama so eat my fucking ass faggot.

Watch this and then read some Algernon Blackwood horror stories about camping like the Wendigo or The Willows.

Thanks for recommendation

>bringing a tv camping

>the bros

This actually kino?

It's really pretty good. It was done really well. Only minor complaint is they show too much at the end. But it still works.

that's suspense

god this sucked. do not watch

thanks anons will watch it tonight

only good part of this movie was the falcon punch to an old lady's face

>this is what happens when /x/ writes a movie

Thought it would be another garbage netlix movie, but i was suprised.

The story was ok, with 4 m8's going for a hike in sweden and a bit of some cool norse mythology as well.

Some good shots and acting.

those forest shots were very nice. kept me in suspense until the big reveal, but I don't think it was really needed. If they had kept the doorway scene where you finally see it's face, but obscure mostly everything else until the fight, it might have been more effective. Watching it chase him through the woods in full exposure wasn't very spooky.

>short friend is fed up with the situation and starts yelling about how main man got dead friend killed
Damn. Also, I lost my shit when main man was in the choir(?) room and sets fire to one of the screaming corpses, shit was tight.

it was the prayer/worship room, a bunch of druagr praying with chants to the god for eternity wasting away that could not die

What would you do if you where in the MCs situation in the grocery store???

two thugs robbing your friend, but they didnt see you so far

Throw bottles from the other side of the shelves and tell my m8 to run

thanks satan
i'd have to signal my friend that we're gonna fight and then distract by throwing a bottle at one of them
if the same as the movie, we have 3 friends outside to help

>fight

You don't fight a person with a machete, you run.

>We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you
>NO we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for YOU

That shit hurt senpai

you don't fight a person with a gun
a surprise bottle to his face would even the odds

Was it his fault Sup Forums?

Sneak attack and smash a wodka bottle over his head and throw a bottle at the other one while hes still suprised

but thats easy to say, no idea how i would react if i really was in that situation

that silence from hutch and phil was rough.

"No"

...

This was retarded. They all judged luke for hiding like they were some navy seal badasses. Dom FOR SURE would have been killed if he fought back but he gave Luke the most shit. lol Dom can even walk without breaking his own kneecaps

That's kind of the point though

It's typical for both men and women but probably more for men, imagining without a doubt that you will act in the best, ideal way to confront a threat and looking down on anyone who doesn't, even though you can never be sure what your reaction will be when it actually happens

Really guys... Just watched it solid 7 maybe 8 for horror. Decent for a Friday night, that's all. Same level as witch

Hutch would have rekt those junkies

I think Hutch would have been reasonable and tried to controlled the situation so that they BOTH don't die.

Dom had a black wife. i didnt expect that

It was shit.

It was literally two 5'7 methhead chavs with a fucking baseball bat, what is wrong with you niggers? I found the premise pretty stupid because Robert was like double their size and both the protags could have pushed their shit in

G R A N N Y P U N C H

A machete and a knife. You don't want to engage in melee combat when you yourself are unarmed against bladed weapons. It does not matter who wields the knife

This. I watched this last night because I saw it getting discussed on here yesterday. It was a solid film, but not amazing. Good acting, started strong, got worse from the point they found the village.

At least they didn't do the 'they walk for hours and end up back where they started' trope, which I worried they were going to do at one point. That would have been cliche as fuck.

Dom was an efficiently written character though, managed to stay annoyed at him throughout pretty much.

Yea the part with the village is really bad, but overall the film is ok.
Seems to be a trent with netflix stuf, 2/3's great, 1/3 bad

I went back and looked at the scene and I basically agree, the movie's better for me now because I was wondering why they such a dumb scene would result in his death

literally laughed out loud at that part

Was anyone else disappointed they didn't leave Dom behind once shit started going down due to his injury to save themselves? Was 100% sure that was what would happen from the moment he twisted his ankle

words can't express how much I loved this scene. so many movies have grotesque old people as one of the antagonists yet nothing ever happens to them because apparently violence towards the elderly is taboo

The ending was shit
the forced redemption character arc was shit
the CGI was shit

monster design was good
everything leading up until the end was good

overall a 6.5/10

So what was the mark that the main guy had on him? Why was he a chosen one?

and what were those mummified things in the attic he set fire to?

It wasn’t bad but fuck why they gotta use British accents? They talk too fast and it’s hard to understand

What's with the netflix movies, they've been churning them non stop for the past two years.
When does this stop.

>netflix movies

I saw this in the cinema in the UK last summer

>It was Blair Witch done right.
this statement is indicative of the type of mind that liked this steaming pile shitflix. I can't believe I got memed by Sup Forums into wasting my time with this crap

I'm surprised there are so many people hating on the whole last part of the movie with the village and the outright monster reveal. I thought they did that shit really well. It was nice to have the standard "unknown monster in the woods" situation develop into something more

>Why was he a chosen one?
The only hint they gave for this happening was because he had "been through great pain." Whether that's really the reason or not is up to interpretation.

i almost got interested but then i read that and i just knew

>and what were those mummified things
It was the village residents, that's their form of "immortality". Instead of growing old and dying, they grow old and wither into these mummified things that can't die

are there any jumpscares?

both the village and monster reveal were fine, it was the very ending where he escapes that I found to be the annoying bit

What, you wanted him to die? Kill the monster? Stay there and worship?

for 80% of the movie the monster was hunting them stealthily, snatching one by one and instantly disappearing before anyone could do anything.
but at the end he's a lumbering fuckhuge centaur whom you could see/hear from a mile away? fuck off

My dad told me a story and that the dude they (+3) they were with didn’t want to fight when they got captured so he spent maybe 1-2 years as a POW.

what was wrong with it?

>americans

pathetic

Yeah there were a couple but it wasn't overdone to the extent of most modern stuff

aww man, guess it's not for me then

go play with your star wars toys, kid

Well they're from the UK after all...

this is the last time I listen to you guys. The movie was shit