Why is Batman so much better, when he's eighty and retired?

Why is Batman so much better, when he's eighty and retired?

Because he gets to be the miserable old git he always was at heart.

How different would the show be if they BS'd a way for Alfred to still be hobbling around?

>Alfred AI

Fuck off, Jurgens!

Because Batman is shit and when he's retired he's not Batman anymore

Batman fucks Batgirl.

>Head in a jar robot
>First introduction is a visual gag where Terry bumps into him and the camera slowly pans up his body to make us think he's a security system robot that's gonna attack terry for trespassing
>Alfredo offers him tea

Batman has always been a cranky old man, he just happened to be one in the body of a young man.

Because Batman Beyond was the best Timm show and he actually put effort into writing Batman and Bruce instead of just making him a Mary Sue that every woman including a certain Amazonian Princess gets wet for.

>That time he banged Cheetah in order to escape from the legion of doom or whatever lex was calling them
I genuinely like Batman having superhuman seduction powers. It's hilarious to have him bang his way into and out situations.

You have to remember that's who Bruce Wayne is

A billionaire playboy, of course he can charm women

Bad. Despite tech making it possible, Alfred not dying naturally would make Bruce look bad

Yah, but is he a playboy because he's a billionaire or a billionaire because he's a playboy?

He inherited his money. He didn't fuck his way to billions.

so he is a playboy because he inherited his money and started out with a measly $1,000,000 and he also just happens to have good looks and doesn't look like a cobblepot?

batman was always a manchild who locks himself in a basement and keeps tabs on poor people on a computer
he is pol and thats why everyone loves him, he makes more sense as an old bitter man than he ever did dressed in a bat costume running around gotham at night
hell he still keeps alfred around who is like 90 years old in some incarnations, alfred bring me tendies

what if instead of bats he feared money and instead of being batman as a superhero and a playboy as a cover he became batman as a cover and a playboy as a superhero
that bruce wayne is a freak who never leaves his mansion, there is no way he is the playboy

Batman isn't afraid of bats, I know people that hate batman are usually casuals, but that doesn't mean you need to tm get all your information from movies

you clearly hate fun

Ultra humanite was the double agent not cheeta

Because you see more of his detective and inventive genius side than you do when he's in the suit

relatable