THE VVITCH

I literally fell asleep, holy shit what a snoozefest.

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VVOULDST THOU LIKE TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY?

really? this woke me up pretty fast

Its an excellent plebfilter in that way.

Anya if you read this please be my gf :((

holy shit youre a pleb

How much of a disfunctional degenerate do you have to be to fall asleep at random points of a day?

If I want to watch something, I watch it. I sleep when I go to sleep, only obese or underfed people doze off midway while doing some whatever activity.
It's pathetic that you have so little control of your own body and mind

Yeah it was just a run of the mill "horror" movie, with generic scenes and themes
>muh creepy children
>muh cute girl getting "corrupted"
jesus christ fuck off already and stop beating this dead horse

Brainlet detected, go back to watching Young Sheldon

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Literally OP in this video.

t. brainlet

This movie was fantastic. On par with The Shining

>run of the mill
Yes yes we get a film like The Witch every month right

Agreed. Such a predictable and uncreative mess.
Well at least it shows that movies will NEVER EVER run out of 16yo having babbies first horror movie experience.
VVitch, IT, bye bye man and all that shit...

>predictable
Yeah I'm sure you predicted a witch literally smearing a baby into goo in the first 5 minutes

How is the VVitch similar to IT or bye bye man at all? Are you retarded?

stop replying to poor 90's born queer bait.

This movie is a masterpiece. Anyone who thinks this movie is bad is either trolling or just plain stupid.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

This, same with Get Out.

Why do these movies get called "horror" when there's nothing "horror" about them.

haha lol look at good mobi u like?? i did not like cuz it borig... hahahahahah!!

It's called ADHD, it's an epidemic

haha look at bad mobi u dislike?? i liked it cuz it fnot borig...
hahahahahaha

everyone post more anya

I was bored a bit by it too but the movie was really great. one has to admit that in the modern landscape of horror movies, it's hard to get used to the more calm ones. it's also probably the case because I watched both Sinister movies prior to that so the change of pace is off-putting

Is brainlet posting kino?

I fell asleep too OP. I think the problem I had was watching it without subtitles. Especially on shitty speakers. If I try again I will try with subtitles.

i've often thought to myself that I don't live deliciously enough

On par with The Shining?
How so?

>OP dost not like the taste of butter.

Pls don't.
She looks like my ex, and it makes me sad.

>unintelligible dialogue
>boring setting
>non diverse cast
Why do amerigoblins finds living in the woods scary?