Diz > Carm

Diz > Carm

My jewfu

She's j*wish? wtf #dropped

too bad her hooters look like deflated ballons

A jew girl with bad tits is a tragic thing really.

Hold on guys, a man with patrician taste is coming through

GOVERNMENT LIED
BEST GIRL DIED
BUENOS AIRES WAS AN INSIDE JOB

a loyal girl over the slut who dumped him for Lieutenant Dreamy, well of course

same

This is basic knowledge

....yes. I've never known someone to say otherwise.

anime improved her

faggots, all of you

that being said, dog people pick dizzy, cat people carmen

Can´t they close their mouths
Jesus

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That's great. She is Jewish, but I bet has an decent German/Austrian or generic European genes.
Look at her jawline! It's perfect. And Jewish legacy gives her a money perk which is also perfect.

As a human being? Sure. Physically? Not even close.

Jesus how is she so beautiful

The book where Rico contemplates civic duty and virtue instead of wasting time with thots>>>>>

>steals your girl

I'm a dog person and I'd fuck Carmen over diz

And dog people are objectively better humans than c*t "people", so you're not wrong.

virgin rico vs chad zandet

they are essentially the same person

Just realized Carmen is the coach's wife in Blue Mountain State

Okay well before some smug fuck replies he does have dinner with Carm in the book but in no way has a established love interest because that's not what the book is about.

Doggy style?

The chad soy.

>watching bms

Can't believe the AVGN got sent to Mars

There is clearly a level above Chad, and this guy is it.

Did they intentionally steal Big Boss and Paz's designs from MGS Peace Walker?

'I got to have you.' I confused her with the girl from 'The devil's advocat' for some time. She was hot and props to Sam Fisher for telling him never to pass on a good thing.

Carmen is hotter but with trash personality.
You'd be hard pressed to find a hotter woman than prime Denise desu

Snapp did nothing wrong!

>hotter but with trash personality
Just like real life. The hotter the girl, the worse the personality.

She was still really hot in BMS.

Rico dodged a bullet though, Carmen had a really shitty personality

>Carmen is hotter
>prime Denise
>hot

>they turned Rico into the Boss
Rico is a chad

This just looks so painfully bad

why don't you go finish that soy flavored estrogen bottle?

I guess they made Rico look more like he's supposed to be in the book ( Filipino)

>t. virgin

>gets cucked
>chad

>watches cartoons made for 6 year old zika babies
>calls other people soy

Which part was false?

>Gets killed
>Chad

Last man standing son

He looks no more filipino that in the movie.

filipinos look like this senpai

>prime denise
>not when she was on Seinfeld

> Women can't park cars
> parks a spaceship the size of a planet on her first try no problem
> Charlie got to ride that

Carm wasn't trashy at all, she had a great personality too. She just wanted a proper chad, like all hot girls do, and Johnny was a total soyboy at the beginning. He later becomes a chad and she starts falling for him again instantly.

Be honest, would you?

I mean he has black hair compared to him being a blonde aryan god in the first movie

I don't know where you get the idea that goofy faced C*rmen is supposed to be "hot".

Have you looked below her neck?

>ywn look like Casper Van Dien

she was the girl with trash all over her place right?

>Hang on Rico I need to take a selfie

dog people are fags and dogs are the most overrated animal on the planet

It's Dizs attitude and personality that put her over the top.

Carmen is obviously a 10/10 flawless bitch. But she has the personal of a fish.

Well. You're a fag. How's that?

No, she play his cousin or something.

You might be gay

oh right, totally would

Goofy bitch. Huge lips, wide nose, caterpillar eyebrows, fat cheeks that says "I'm gonna be a farmhouse by 25". 2/10 would not coitus

>Huge lips.
>A flaw.

We found the gay.

>I guess they made Rico look more like he's supposed to be in the book ( Filipino)
t. delusional flip

He spoke to his dad in tagalog at the end of the book

Friendly reminder that her wounds were easily survivable with current IRL medical technology much less theirs and Rico killed her by ripping out that talon.

Do you really want the main character to be portrayed by one of your own when Caspar was literally cast because of how vacant he looked?

The whole story was an ironic inversion of most of the actual book.

Trust me, you guys dodged a bullet. This is the least generous interpretation of Vonnegut ever committed to film.

Plus they mention Ramon Magsaysay, a pretty prominent Flip. It's obvious.

i give thanks to god everyday for not giving me his voice

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the character doesn't look "more Filipino"
they just changed his hair color

>easily survivable
I'm not saying Rico isn't a fucking idiot, but she gets stabbed 4 times and those stinger or how you call that are fucking huge

I was just commenting on the fact that he was Filipino in the book. I'm a different user. That rendition of Rico doesn't look Filipino at all.

>uugh, I'm getting whipped you guys
> My impeccable jawline is making Matthew Perry fans losing it.

> tfw realizing Clarence Boddicker is just a poor man's Michael Ironside

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I want to date rape young Denise Richards with her wearing a pink dress

I'm sure she wouldn't bang you either user. Maybe if you moved out of your parents house and lost some weight you'd be able to actually touch a woman.

Woah, ease up on the hostility. Just because the motherfucker doesn't like your waifu?

I like how her dress emphasizes her lack of tits while making her look god tier. It takes a special kind of woman to pull of this look.

There's a reason why she's patrician fodder, user.

Hard question that one user as both are hot in their own ways but for me its carm/diz.

He literally - and I mean literally - did nothing wrong.

Can someone post these supposed "bad tits" that people keep saying exist?

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I honestly can't think of a single thing

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Johnny Mnemonic Dina best Dina

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that movie was painfully retarded

how did I not notice that it's her

Starship Troopers is unironically a movie I watch once or twice a year

Carmen existed in the book and Isabelle "Dizzy" Florence did not. There was a guy whose nickname was dizzy and he's just a canon fodder character who dies in the first chapter.

But whatever. The movie is a clusterfuck if you judge it as an adaptation so I'll pick Dizzy. 80s anime Carmen is better than both though.

I know but for some reason I love watching it.
I do the same

Eh those are some kind of sad looking tits. Not terrible but nothing to write home about. If she wore a pushup she could trick people into thinking she has good tits pretty easily I guess.

>Dizzy over this chick

Lmao

>Jewish
NOOOOOOO
Last line should be BUENOS AIRES WAS A JOB-INSIDE to keep the rhyme