OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

Han Soylo

Lando, I'm SOLO.

>soon to be Deepfaced

Why did they cast him? Seriously. Don't reply with the Bat Mizvah thing.

WHY
H
Y

It makes me so mad. Look at Ansel Elgort in Baby Driver. He actually kinda looks like Harrison Ford and is even wearing a same jacket. Obviously a Wright reference.

But no, they had to cast this guy. Man wtf I've seen every movie he's been in and he's nothing special and kinda sucks.

>Give me an answer but dont state the obvious

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a Corellian yt-1300 Light Freighter

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE KESSEL RUN!!!!!

>Don't reply with the Bat Mizvah thing.

that's a wig.
you can see the difference already in the released trailer thing. there are shots where he isn't wearing one and when he is. it's a reshoot thing like fantastic 4

wtf was this casting choice lmao
>manlet
>hairline
>square head

He was picked up at a jewish blood sacrifice ceremony, not for any talent

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>posting the shop
Heres the real one

is that a PoC in native dress in the background

Speaking of tiny faces, Dick masterson would have been a superior choice to play Han Solo. Prove me wrong.

why didn't they just cast him? he was perfect for the role.

>i dont want the answer

That would have been 10/10

Harrison Ford
>185cm
Manlet
>173cm
Are you fucking kidding me?

formerly shmuck's

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10% difference in height? Lets makes it an even 50% and get a oompa loompa out here

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!

I can't tell which is real and which is a shoop anymore.

(((Discovered))) this shit is so gay. What does that even mean, really? Can't you just say they met. It doesn't have to be some profound fucking thing like you found some piece of lost history.

Jews.

That's literally the answer whether you like it or not.

>I don't like the guy they cast
>They should have cast another guy because he has a vague resemblance and once wore a similar jacket
And this is why retards like you will never be in charge of casting.

Nobody asked for this movie.

fuck off

but there's so many in Hollywood. It's not like they are low on supply.

You must understand Kennedy only wants submissive and passive males, the kind of people to ask for little money.

Why do you think she got rid of Ford?, he was getting a lot of money per movie (20M) against what Driver or Isaac got (800k) and Boyega (250k). The same way, Pine would ask something like 15-25M (Or even more), Aiden is probably getting something between 100k and 1M at most.

How dumb, if true. The movie is going to bomb in sales and cost them a lot more than the 15-20 mil they saved in the long run.

JUST BOLD MY SHIT UP

Didn't Spielberg also "discovered" Poltergeist kid when she was visiting movie studis and got lost and ended up "accidentally" in Spielberg's dressing room?

Why did they cast Shia Labeouf as Harrison's kid in the 4th Indiana Jones movie?

>the Bat Mizvah thing.

Women can not underdstand long term consequences or how investment works.

message for non brainwashed regular people reading this:this is a photoshopped image. Trolls (suspected alt right) are doing this to damage the movie. Solo is doing very well atm, on course for big successes.

I laughed

This. Alden will be the new Paul Newman

Is this bait? You know the answer yet you ask the question anyway?

Cate Blanchett a cute.

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