Ernest

Any interest in rebooting the Ernest cinematic universe?

Would you watch any type of reboot?

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Nobody should be Ernest except Jim Varney. We learned our lesson with John C. Hudgens
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Also, post Ernest kino
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This movie has not aged well, only sweaty pot smoking nerds like this shit.

Ernest gose to the middle east

Can't tell if you're joking, but they already did that.

This. They did a shit ton of films

Who should play Ernest in the reboot

OK Sup Forums, who would win?
>Movie only gadgets and abilities (so nothing from Pee Wee's Playhouse or Hey Vern It's Ernest)
>1 Hour prep time
>Winner takes on Mr. Bean

>whoever wins, we lose

Am I the only one who thinks Ernest was legitimately handsome?

What the fuck. I didn’t know they tried to replace Jim. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

PeeWee beats Ernest handily
PeeWee inadvertently loses to Bean
Bean gets blown the fuck out by MaGoo

How did he hardly age between Saves Christmas and in the Army?

>PeeWee beats Ernest handily
I wouldn't be so sure. Ernest fought a fucking child-stealing demon while Pee Wee ran away from a ghost trucker.

Mugging is good for avoiding wrinkles

>MaGoo stands over Bean's shattered corpse, victorious
>pic related materializes from the darkness behind him

PeeWee didn't have any of his contraptions or tools
Ernest isn't supernatural and PeeWee has an hour to prepare. Ernest is going to get his dick cut off by a Rube Goldberg machine

That and Pee Wee’s gadgets always seemed too well put together. Like he got them from a model kit or something. Ernest’s stuff, on the other hand, always seemed nigger rigged together, but still worked as effectively. I’d say that if they were left to their own devices, Ernest would win because he’s like MacGyver.

>Wiping sweat from his brow Chaplin looks up and sees pic related on the horizon

>Comedy
oh, thanks

>L&H finish stomping Chaplin's lifeless corpse
>before they can catch their breath, these guys come over the hill screaming like a bunch of uruk hai

>"Ernest isn't supernatural"
>Forgetting about the time he had electric powers and broke out of a prison
>He also has a pair of magical shoes given to him by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

>use CGI to recreate Varney (like Tarkin in Rogue One and Rachael in Blade Runner 2049)
>get the guy who replaced him as Slinky in Toy Story 3 to voice him
>a new age of kino dawns on us

>Well gentlemen it seems like our tournament has been a rousing success!

I remember the fight scene at the end of Ernest goes to Jail with Nash and Ernest being the most epic thing I had ever seen. Took me forever to figure out how they did it. I was a stupid kid.

>CGI Ernest
Never again...
>youtube.com/watch?v=npyXpcwhWdQ
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Sand niggers Vern, knowhutimean?

Well obviously not a shitty claymation cartoon.

CG Ernest wouldn't have the range needed.

>tfw Jim was the sweetest man that ever lived
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>tfw he began getting exhausted when kids would come up to him and thought he really was as dumb as Ernest

This was his funniest film

Let's be real. Only the first three films were kino. The rest were meh at best.

Agreed, but throw the uncensored version of Family Album in there too.

I forgot which one slipped my mind, but I meant the first four films (and Family Album) were kino.

zippo >= groucho >> chico >>>>>>>>>>>>> ... >>>> harpo